Mischa Barton Faces Mysterious Chinese Sex Toy
Mischa Barton doesn't know it ... but she will make ALL your sexual fantasies come true -- as long as your fantasies involve a vibrating, ring-shaped sex toy that can only be purchased in rural China.
Mischa's face is on the package of the sexual device -- and according to the guy who bought it (for research purposes) the disposable toy was offered as part of an array of "Western" amenities in his Chinese hotel.
We investigated the possibility that Mischa released a super secret line of sex toys on the Asian market -- but sadly, the actress' rep told us it just ain't true ... saying, "Um. No. She’s not endorsing any such toy."
No word if she'll pursue legal action.
Bzzz.
Michael Lohan Stars in Anti-Drunk Driving Ad
For once, Michael Lohan is giving advice ... and people should listen.
MiLo, who was involved in a fiery drunk driving accident back in 2005, recorded a public service announcement for a website called drinkinganddriving.org.
His message was short and sweet, but could have been more to the point if he just held up a picture of Lindsay and shook his head back and forth.
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Dennis Quaid: I Was COKED OUT During 'Big Easy'
Dennis Quaid says he was so coked out of his mind during the time he was shooting "The Big Easy" back in the '80s ... he was sleeping ONE hour a night in between drug sessions.
Quaid spilled his guts about his cocaine addiction in the '70s and '80s to Newsweek ... calling it his "greatest mistake."
Quaid explained, "I’d wake up, snort a line, and swear I wasn’t going to do it again that day. But then 4 o’clock rolled around, and I’d be right back down the same road like a little squirrel on one of those treadmills."
Quaid says he finally realized the severity of his addiction when his band broke up ... saying, "I kind of realized I was going to be dead in five years if I didn’t change my ways. The next day I was in rehab."
In the end, Quaid says the experience helped him grow as a person -- "If I hadn’t gone through that period, I don’t know if I’d still be acting."
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Justin Bieber's Hair On Serious Lockdown
Justin Bieber is such a wanted man ... even his HAIR has its own personal bodyguard ... TMZ has learned.
Behind two bodyguards ... inside of a glass case ... sits the hair Bieber recently chopped off during the infamous salon session in which he altered his legendary hairstyle forever.
As you may have heard, the hair sold for more than $40k during a special charity auction on eBay -- and now, it's making special appearances around the country.
In fact, the hair is about to go on display at Lucky Strike Lanes in Miami ... where fans of Bieber's locks can pose with the strands ... as long as they cough up a donation for the tsunami relief effort in Japan.
We're told fans have been lined up for hours ... after all, it's magical.
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Elizabeth Taylor The $11,000 Casket
Elizabeth Taylor enjoyed the finest things in life ... and she will in death ... because TMZ has learned she was buried in an $11,000 casket.
We're told the casket is a top of the line, traditional Jewish casket -- built entirely out of wood using a special glue ... no nails whatsoever.
According to sources, the casket is made out of mahogany -- lined in red velvet with a matching red pillow.
Hopefully, it's comfortable.
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Whoopi: I Smoked WEED Before My Oscar Speech!
Whoopi Goldberg smoked a BIG, FAT JOINT before she won her Oscar in 1991 -- and was stoned off her ass during the victory speech ... so said the actress herself in never-before-seen footage obtained by TMZ.
An unabashed Whoopi dropped the bombshell during a voice-over recording session for the movie, "The Pagemaster" back in 1992.
Whoopi explained how she smoked a "wonderful joint" to help calm her nerves before winning the Best Supporting Actress award for "Ghost" ... and was so high during the award show, she had to mentally coach herself on to the stage.
After the Oscars, Goldberg says she got a call from her mother -- who could tell Whoopi had smoked weed because of her "glistening eyes."
Whoopi noted, "Just because I do it doesn't mean you should do it."
Check out Whoopi's speech -- can you tell she was baked?
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Van Halen Singer: I Was ABDUCTED By Aliens!
Former Van Halen front man Sammy Hagar has officially spaced out -- in fact, the guy actually claims he was abducted by real-life aliens several decades ago ... in Fontana ... and they had their way with his brain.
Hagar tells MTV, “It was real. They were plugged into me. It was a download situation … or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment ... They were tapped into my brain and the knowledge was transferred back and forth."
Hagar insists the whole thing went down in Fontana, CA -- home to a NASCAR track.
According to the ex-rock star, it wasn’t his first extra-terrestrial experience either -- claiming he saw his first UFO when he was just four years old, hovering over a field near his home.
And just so we're clear, this isn't a joke -- Sammy insists, "That happened. That friggin’ happened."
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Charlie Sheen's 'Tiger Blood' Revealed!
Charlie Sheen's kept his "Tiger Blood" cocktail a secret while waiting for an official sponsorship deal -- but TMZ has learned the secret beverage he's sipping is something called ... Mangosteen?!
Mangosteen is a rare Southeast Asian fruit -- and a puree of the stuff is bottled and sold as XANGO juice. The bottler claims the juice helps maintain intestinal, joint, and immune system health ... and also promotes a healthy respiratory system.
Charlie and health drinks may not sound like a perfect match, but friends close to Sheen tell us he "drinks the stuff everyday" -- and though publicly he's been referring to it as tiger blood ... privately he calls it his "mango drink."
As of now XANGO hasn't tapped Charlie to be a spokesperson. Sources connected with the company tell us they are "very nervous" about being associated with the actor.
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'Baywatch' Star: I'm Addicted to to Hormone Injections
Former "Baywatch" star Jeremy Jackson is entering "Celebrity Rehab" because he's addicted to hormone injections -- and fears his fitness obsession has taken over his life ... TMZ has learned.
We're told Jeremy -- who played Hobie on the show -- got into fitness a few years back as a way to help kick his meth addiction, and it worked ... but what used to be a healthy hobby spiraled out of control ... and now he fears for his life.
Sources close to Jeremy tell us, he's not only addicted to the gym -- he can't stop injecting HGH (Human Growth Hormone) and testosterone (an anabolic steroid).
We're told Jeremy even injects himself with vitamin B12 -- a procedure typically done by medical professionals -- and loads up on countless other supplements he fears are destroying his body.
But based on these JACKED photos taken days before he entered "Rehab" this week, you wouldn't guess it ...
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Waka Flocka Flame Check Out My $100,000 Muppet
Waka Flocka Flame wasn't nominated for an Oscar -- but the rapper was still rollin' around L.A. with a giant gold statue around his neck ... a $100,000 replica of Fozzie Bear from The Muppets.
FYI -- Mr. Flame says he got his nickname from Fozzie's catch phrase ... "wocka wocka wocka."
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Carmelo Anthony Immortalized on Rye Bread
You know you've arrived in New York City when the famous Carnegie Deli names a sandwich after you -- and Carmelo Anthony has landed in a HUGE way.
Carmelo's trade to the New York Knicks isn't even official yet, but Sandy Levine, owner of the Carnegie Deli, tells TMZ they are already launching the new Melo Sandwich and it is packed with everything you could ever want on a sandwich:
-- Pastrami
-- Corned Beef
-- Salami
-- Bacon
-- Tomato
-- Russian dressing
-- On rye bread
The sandwich will run you a cool $21.95 and that price was chosen for a reason -- if they sell around 3,000,000 of them ... it equals the $65 million contract Melo is likely to sign with the Knicks.
Antacid costs extra.
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'Lost' Numbers PAY OFF in Mega Millions Lottery
Finally, a purpose for those damn "Lost" numbers -- because if you played the same cursed digits that Hurley used on the show ... you could have walked away with $150 in last night's Mega Millions lottery.
Of course, Hurley's numbers were 4,8,15,16,23 and 42.
The Mega Millions numbers were 4,8,15,25 and 47 ... with 42 being the Mega Ball number.
Last night's jackpot was $355 million. Hurley only won $114 million.
Two people reportedly picked the winning numbers. Hopefully, they won't book air travel to Australia in the near future ... they could end up on a TV show with absolutely zero closure.
Queen Elizabeth II Underwear Up for Auction
In what has to be the unsexiest undergarment to ever become available -- a man in Florida is auctioning off a pair that once belonged to Queen Elizabeth II ... and they've been in his possession for more than 40 years!
The pair of panties came in to the possession of a famous Miami playboy named "Baron" Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi -- or Sepy, as he was known. As the story goes, Sepy got them from a friend after they were left on a private plane when the Queen visited Chile in 1968.
Sepy passed away back in June and now the estate plans on auctioning off this piece of Royal memorabilia. We're told the estate will offer them up to the same auction house that sold Queen Victoria's undies back in 2008, and they hope to get the same price -- around $9,000.
Sepy fun fact: A few scenes from the classic 1972 film "Deep Throat" were filmed in his Miami mansion.
Did Lil Wayne Order Kool-Aid in Jail? Oh Yeah!
Lil Wayne might be locked up in Rikers Island -- but that doesn't mean he can't enjoy Ramen soup, Ruffles potato chips and different flavors of Kool-Aid.
TMZ has obtained Weezy's food order from last month -- which shows that, in addition to the munchies (including the dreaded Beefsticks), the rapper purchased 20 sets of stamps and envelopes. Who wouldn't love a handwritten note from Lil Wayne?
It's worth noting what's NOT on the list -- a haircut voucher. The dreads live!
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Justin Bieber Pelted by Flying Water Bottle
It has laid dormant for nearly 9 months ... insane footage of Justin Bieber being domed by a water bottle during a live concert in Sacramento ... and he handles it LIKE A MAN!!!!
It all went down at the Jingle Ball concert back in December ... when some dumbass concertgoer with an incredibly accurate arm fired off the water bottle while Bieber was front and center.
The projectile object smacked an unsuspecting Bieb in the head -- but instead of crying or whining or falling down, dude simply says, "Ow, that didn't feel good" ... and then proceeds like nothing ever happened.
Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Porn Star
Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter is making a serious push to break into Hollywood -- and she's doing it with a hardcore sex tape.
TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."
Unlike the celeb she admires -- Montana, who also goes by the name "Chippy D," is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.
We're told the flick is set to be released in August.
Montana also talked to CarltonJordan.com about her new gig, saying "The first time is really nerve racking ... but, I have a lot of at-home experience."
