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Nick Cannon recently said “never say never” when it comes to getting back with Mariah Carey, but based on her new song ... he can probably go ahead and say it.

On "Infinity" ... Mariah rips Nick for not being as famous as her, not being as rich as her -- and she even dragged Fritos into this mess! Fritos.

L.A.'s world famous Venice Beach is thiis close to letting chicks go topless -- and even better news ... smoking hot Joanna Krupa is backing the push show to flaunt her front.

Still, JK's afraid there could be a little downside to this. We can't see any ... but watch her try to explain.

Paris Hilton’s O.G., and most famous dog, Tinkerbell died after 14 years of ridiculous luxury -- leaving us with memories of all the amazing things she got to do ... that we never will.

Sleep well, sweet princess.

While Hayden Panettiere surfaced in NYC for the first time since having a baby -- her fiance Wladimir Klitschko hit the beach in Miami ... with their four-month-old daughter Kaya.

Only problem is Wlad took his teeny tiny baby girl out in the ocean ... in the middle of some big waves! He better hope Mama Hayden doesn't see this.

Kylie Jenner's barrage of Instagram pics flaunting her plumped up booty and lips ... earned her a ton of criticism, but even more copycats.

Fans and haters alike are trying to go plus-size too. Results are mixed. At best.

Hillary Clinton just landed the first big victory in the run for the White House -- the all-important hooker endorsement from the working girls at Nevada’s famed Bunny Ranch.

And before Hillary blows off their support -- she should know, at least one of these hookers can use “plutocracy” in a sentence! Correctly.

Michelle Duggar's spent 135 months knocked up -- hence the 19 kids ... some of whom are now squeezing out their own broods! Yes, Jill just spent 70 hours in labor, even though she could have had the baby much sooner.

Why opt for that kinda pain? The answer involves -- you guessed it ... MORE KIDS!! Seriously, this family's spreading faster than the blob.

Gwyneth Paltrow tried to eat like she was living on food stamps -- $29 per week -- and failed miserably. Although it wasn't any highfalutin meal that took her down.

No, in the end ... Gwyneth simply chickened out. Plus a side of licorice.

Nikki Minaj posted a picture of the crazy diamond ring her BF Meek Mill gave her -- and then got Insta-blasted by Floyd Mayweather’s girlfriend ... who has the same ring!

Then Meek started ripping into Floyd's GF ... and then it was basically a bunch of “messy, messy ring mess.“ Y'know how THAT goes.

Gigi Hadid might be the hottest young model on the scene -- which may explain why her crotch is pubic enemy #1 in Qatar. The government there is on a mission to block her dirty-dirty no-no below the belt body parts from mainstream magazines!

They're still okay with boobs though. So, that's makes 'em at least half cool.

"Full House" is doing it ... "X-Files" is doing it ... so why shouldn't everyone's fave sitcom twins from the 90s do it too?! Yep, we got Marques Houston and he says a "Sister Sister" reunion could be on the horizon.

Which reminds us -- another TV reunion's about to go down ... between Chris Hansen and seriously creepy dudes. Allegedly.

“Wolf of Wall Street” hottie Margot Robbie's BF grabbed two giant scoops of her smoking hot ass on the streets of Toronto -- the kinda PDA that makes ya think ... these kids will never break up, right?

Well, that depends on whether Margot chooses true love, true career advancement -- or door #3 ... the Gronk(owski) option!

Ya don't hear GOP and EDM mentioned in the same sentence too often, but Sen. Marco Rubio might change that if he wins his party's nomination for president.

The junior senator from Fla says he loves to drop the bass -- but not everyone thinks he's keeping it 100.

Drake definitely looked horrified by his Coachella makeout sesh with Madonna -- but he says the puke-face wasn't about Madge's kissing skills.

No, instead he says it's her lipstick that sickened him. So, everyone chill ... it's only cosmetic damage.

Hillary Clinton says it's the right time ... and Jamie Foxx agrees it's the right time -- the right time for a woman to make a run for the White House.

And the whole election could come down to one word -- TRUST! Would you trust a female prez, in general -- and more specifically, Hillary? We've got the super duper EARLY returns!

Real bad news for Chris Brown ... Jay Z's hosting a Las Vegas bash the night of Mayweather-Pacquiao -- which means Chris, Nicki Minaj, and every other celeb can pack up their party balloons and go home.

Only problem for non-celebs ... it'll cost ya $50k for a table at Jay's party! So, don't torch that Dennis Rodman invite just yet.