Jay Z and Beyonce Hillbilly Swag ... Hawaiian Style!! [TMZ TV]

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IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE
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They've got enough cheddar to BUY their own island, but Beyonce and Jay Z went low key in Hawaii ... cruising around in the bed of a pickup truck. If they were trying to fly under the radar, it didn't work.

Sorry, Jay & Bey -- can't hide that kinda money ... even in a truck. ALOHHH-HA!

Bobby Flay Here's My Recipe for a Break-up ... Extra Bitter [TMZ TV]

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THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVERDONE
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“Iron Chef” Bobby Flay and his wife Stephanie have separated and there were two main ingredients to this split: 1. ignore your wife's appendicitis and 2. go AWOL for your 10th wedding anniversary.

Wouldn't ya know it -- Bobby NAILED the recipe. Enjoy the divorce appetizer!

Scott Eastwood Ride 'Em Rough [TMZ TV]

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FIBER IS SO SEXY
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Scott Eastwood did some badass stunts for his new movie -- including riding a real life bull -- but all it takes for him to impress chicks ... is a mouthful of oatmeal.

No joke. He's just that damn good looking.

Tony Hawk Baby Hawk's the Real Star ... In My Family [TMZ TV]

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KID'S GOT ME BEAT
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Tony Hawk's got the name recognition, but in the skate world -- it's his son, Riley who's getting all the props ... according to Tony himself.

Turns out it’s all about the vert versus the street, dude! And if that's confusing -- our super pumped skate guru ... is here to break it down.

Lane Bryant Models Magic Box Campaign Targets V.S. Angels [TMZ TV]

The plus size beauties of Lane Bryant are dogging the more diminutive angels of Victoria's Secret -- and the clear winner is us! The battle's already plenty sexy, but it couldn't hurt to throw a Playboy chick in the mix.

Asking for a pillow fight would just be greedy, but ... fingers crossed!

Adam Levine Shout Out to Gandhi! Goes Soft on Crazed Fan [TMZ TV]

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DRAW BLOOD
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When a female fan sneak attacked Adam Levine during a Maroon 5 concert, he lashed out at her ... with all the peace, love, and kindness he could possibly muster -- and still ended up with a bloody ear.

The lesson? He needs better security, or Afroman as an opening act. Both are effective at crowd control.

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Fly Together After Gwyneth Vacay [TMZ TV]

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence hopped on the same private jet … which means they probably never really broke up -- which means Chris went on vacation with Gwyneth Paltrow WHILE he was still "dating" J.Law!

Either Jen is totally cool with estranged wives ... or Chris is getting his ass chewed out right now.

The Fat Jewish My Male Modeling Game Is ... Well Groomed [TMZ TV]

Move over Derrick Zoolander, the new hot male model goes by the name of -- The Fat Jewish! Yup, the funniest guy on Instagram is kicking off his quest to change the face of modeling forever.

Which might explain why we found him sunbathing in a Speedo ... on a New York City street. Actually, he's IN the street. Dangerous, and kinda gross.

Jessica Alba Easter Bikini Poses Thank You, God [TMZ TV]

Among Jessica Alba's many talents ... one stands out above the rest -- looking hot in a bikini. Exhibit A: the pics from her latest trip to St. Barts.

And if you thought acting was Jessica's best talent -- you haven't seen her movies, and you definitely haven't seen these photos.

Taraji P. Henson So Much Love for Courtney ... It Might Kill Her [TMZ TV]

Taraji P. Henson declared it for everyone in Hollywood to hear -- Courtney Love is her "bitch" ... after working with her on "Empire." It's the latest sign Courtney is getting super tight with ... the “community.”

Yes, we mean black people.

Cody Simpson Gigi Hadid PDA Is Messing With ... My Hoops Mojo [TMZ TV]

Aussie singer Cody Simpson's smoking hot gf Gigi Hadid was up on him as they sat court side for a Knicks game -- and he was totally dialed in ... to the freakin' game!

Let's review: Gorgeous supermodel has her hands and mouth all over you -- but you focus on a game?!! We'd deport Cody immediately ... if we had the power.

'Furious 7' Stars Pull Huge Hollywood Heist ... Stealing Spotlight[TMZ TV]

Everything in Hollywood stopped for the "Furious 7" premiere ... and it was sheer insanity! Vin Diesel and The Rock were throwing up high-fives -- Ludacris was dancing around, and fans were losing their minds!!

Did we mention it was insane? 'Cause it was. Just watch ...

Meghan Trainor Dudes Can Bring the Bass Too [TMZ TV]

Huge lady butts helped Meghan Trainor get her first #1 hit -- which makes her a certified ass authority -- and that's why she's tackling a new controversial topic: Should guys have junk in the trunk??

Aka, Big Ass or Pass? The floor is yours, Dr. Trainor!

Mavado Insta Can't Prove P. Chow Is Down With Black People [TMZ TV]

Fancy NYC restaurant Philippe Chow finally apologized to Mavado for allegedly treating him like crap last weekend -- and says it's got photo evidence black people love to eat there.

The dancehall reggae star doesn't seem swayed by PC's Instagram feed -- but we checked it out, and it is pretty blacktastic.

Tara Reid Scars DJ for LIFE! [TMZ TV]

Tara Reid met a guy on her plane ride from Miami and they really hit it off! They also hit the bottle be pretty hard ... and then headed straight to a tattoo parlor!

What happened next ... was a very slurry situation.

David Lee Roth Ain't Talking 'bout Blood ... But I Am Bleeding [TMZ TV]

Right after Van Halen reunited on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” ... David Lee Roth's nose reunited with his mic stand and opened up a bloody gash. Guess Diamond Dave might as well jump … outta the way!

Sorry, that was more painful than Dave's actual injury.