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Here's your feel good moment of the day ... when Lance Corporal Jarrod Haschert learned Ronda Rousey ACCEPTED his invite to the Marine Corps Ball ... and he was totally pumped!!!

Haschert appeared on "TMZ on TV" Tuesday -- when Harvey broke the good news ... that Ronda saw his viral video invitation and thought he was cute!

Check out the clip ... Haschert's reaction is awesome -- especially when we told him that Ronda wants him to find 3 dates for some of her friends.

Congrats!!!

Batman’s new GF on “Gotham” ... Natalie Alyn Lind doesn’t just love bats, she also loves fish -- which is why she attended a funeral for uncle’s dead goldfish.

But that's not as weird as what happened to a raccoon in Toronto -- and that's not as weird as the guy who protects celebs from critters ... dead or alive.

Kelly Clarkson blurted out her big news during her L.A. concert ... she's expecting baby #2! Fans were so excited ... that some of them went out and ran up $100 bar tabs! And yes, some of them work at TMZ.

Get ready for adventures in ridiculous-expense-reports.

Ed Sheeran is a huge fan of either Cecil the lion or terrible tattoos, 'cause he just got a giant lion's head and mane inked all over his chest.

He's gonna love lions for the rest of his life. Got no choice now.

Jennifer Lopez is a freak of nature ... looking way hotter than anyone has a right to on their 46th birthday.

But how much hotness does JLo have left in her?

Scott Disick and Lamar Odom’s loss is everyone else’s gain … because Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are flaunting their bodies all over town.

But will Kim have the last laugh? We sure hope so ...

Tom Selleck's forking over $21,000 to put that embarrassing stolen water caper behind him. Shockingly, a P.I. busted Magnum jacking H2O from the state ... just so she could keep his avocado trees in the green.

The cash is nice and all -- but a better settlement would've been free guac for life!! Just sayin' ...

Robin Thicke is going out of his way to become the white Tiger Woods -- is what someone might say if they saw the singer walking out of his dentist office with a giant GAP in his grill.

What's up with the hole in one tooth? Hehe, that was awful ... watch the vid.

Jimmy Fallon’s wedding ring nearly ripped his finger off in a freak accident. So, we had to know if he thinks the thing is cursed now. We got the Tonight Show's answer, and his wife is gonna LOVE it!

And by that, we mean ... she's gonna hate it.

"Shark After Dark" host Eli Roth knows why there's been a rash of shark attacks lately, and dropped some serious knowledge on how to avoid becoming bait.

And if Eli's plan doesn't work, we've always got Ian Ziering ... in "Sharknado 3” -- 'cause he never fails!

Taylor Swift crushed the rest of America in the 4th of July rager department! T Swizzle was cooking, baking, and (maybe) banging through the holiday with her BF Calvin Harris.

She even had Gigi Hadid in a bikini, and Ed Sheeran in a Redcoat -- cause someone's gotta play the villain. 'Merica!!

Bristol Palin must've dozed off during her own abstinence speeches, 'cause she's knocked up again. Of course, being a single mom is no big deal -- but Bristol thinks it's a “huge disappointment.”

Not exactly a great message for the kid. Good thing they can't hear in there. Oh, they can?

Looking like Mark Wahlberg will get you a few puzzled stares, but looking like him ... WHEN YOU'RE FREAKIN' ASIAN???

Well, that will make you an overnight Internet celeb ... as this dude from the O.C. just found out.

The entire world is watching -- gawking at, really -- the weather in Mexico ... thanks to Yanet Garcia! If the U.S. started the sexy meteorologist trend, our friends down South perfected it with Yanet.

Seriously, you've NEVER seen weather delivered like this. Talk about extended forecasts!

Rachel Dolezal’s not sure her white parents are her REAL parents at all -- which makes this the perfect time to get Maury Povich on the horn! Turns out, MP would love to DNA test the whole fam, and settle the whole mess.

If he makes it happen -- Rachel could be an instant Maury Hall of Famer, which is no small feat ... considering the competition.

Tiger sharks bite people -- lots of 'em ... a fact Zac Efron either never learned or somehow forgot, since he jumped in the Pacific and hitched a ride on one!!

This is like watching someone's death wish play out -- or maybe it's a pure moment between human and shark ... but we're leaning death wish.