Rosie -- I'm Too Old to Get Angry at Nothin'
At 46 years of age, Rosie O'Donnell says she's too old to let the little, meaningless things in life piss her off -- like the paparazzi.
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Sigourney Beaver Shot?
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Whoopi Puts the Boob in Obama
With celebs fighting for the best hotel reservations in town for Barack Obama's inauguration, Whoopi Goldberg truly has figured it out.....watch the damn thing on TV.
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"The View" is Like a Drug...
Yes, this actually happened during a diet segment on "The View" today ... and no, Kate Moss wasn't a scheduled guest.
Elisabeth Hassles Bush into Invite
George W. Bush's number one fan Elisabeth Hasselbeck whined yesterday morning about not getting invited to the White House Xmas party. Well, it worked -- she got invited.
The Hass got a call from Bush HQ, and the President's office actually apologized to her, according to a "View" rep. Bush's people "explained that she and her husband were indeed invited to the White House for Christmas and were sorry that it did not arrive."
Nothing like being on the JV list for a party.
Abdul Attacks Idol: They Knew About Stalker
Paula Abdul is pissed off -- and lashing out at "American Idol," claiming she begged "Idol" producers to keep suicidal fan Paula Goodspeed off the show -- but even after the desperate warning, the dangerously obsessed fan made the show anyway.
Just moments ago on "The View," Babwa went into detail about an interview she did with Paula on her Sirius radio show last night, where Abdul also claimed she's the victim of a three-way conspiracy to ruin her career -- and the perps are bigwigs at Fox, "Idol" and Simon Cowell himself.
"Idol" already added a fourth judge to the new season -- which, in Barbara's opinion, will be Paula's last.
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Abdul: Suicidal Fan Stalked Me for 17 Years
How's this for scary: Paula Abdul says the obsessed fan who committed suicide right outside her house has been following her for 17 years.
Abdul revealed on "The View" she's been dealing with Paula Goodspeed, whose body was found November 11 in her car, since her "Forever Your Girl" days.
Rosie Crushes "View" Director, Spares Babwa
Just when you thought Rosie had chewed out everyone at "The View" she possibly could, she drew new blood on "Today" -- calling out the show's director by name and blasting his work.
Shockingly, Ro proclaimed that she's still got love for Babs -- even though she's gotta funny way of showing it.
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Rosie Mercilessly Mocks Babwa
Children, children.
Rosie O'Donnell just wouldn't let up on Barbara Walters and "The View" yesterday afternoon and late last night, mocking her right into the camera on Conan O'Brien's show. Babs had excoriated Rosie yesterday for "dumping" on "The View" for purposes of pimping out her new show.
Then last night, Rosie went ahead and slammed Barbara ... without mentioning her name, of course.
Your serve, Ms. Walters.
My Big Fat Greek Divorce
First Barbara Walters, now her husband -- Debbie Matenopoulos has been quit on again.
Jay Faires, prez of music at Lionsgate, has filed for divorce from the former "View" host and soon-to-be former wife.
In papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Faires cites "irreconcilable differences." They were married in July 2003. According to the docs, they have been separated since March 22, 2008. Faires filed the divorce docs Wednesday.
We don't know if she gets to keep the rock, which has an estimated value of a small country.
Elisabeth to Joy Don't Hassel the Beck
The supposed catfighting at "The View" continues.
The Chicago Sun-Times reports Elisabeth is none too pleased Joy did a "vicious impression" of her at a comedy gig. She wore a "ratty green coat" to mock the outfit Hasselbeck donned at a Sarah Palin rally, and took a dig at EH for ridiculing the press about the whole Palin-wardrobe thing. "Elisabeth spends that much in a month," joked Joy.
That's an exaggeration, admits an "associate of Hasselbeck," but it "apparently enraged" her nonetheless.
Babwa Has to Bwing the Hammer Down
Sherri Shepherd looked for all the world like she was going to smack up Elisabeth Hasselbeck on "The View" this morning. Barbara Walters stopped her. Unfortunately. Discuss.
Whoopi -- Will McCain Go All 1864 On My Ass?
Whoopi Goldberg tried to bait Sen. John McCain into saying something stupid today on "The View" -- by wondering whether he would turn the White House into a plantation.
Awkward, awkward, awkward. As always, that kwazy Barbara Walters saved the awkward day with one of those hilarious race-imperialist quips that just kill.
Babwa Masks Her Fwustwation
Babwa Wawa, the most cutthroat journalist in the interview business, just lost the Sarah Palin exclusive to Charlie Gibson -- and while her mouth says "that's wonderful," you just know she's fwipping him off on the inside.
Star Jones Gorges on a Tongue Sandwich
With EMT workers no where to be found, divorcing diva Star Jones and her new man friend performed some sloppy mouth-to--mouth resuscitation on each other while at the U.S. Open on Tuesday.
In the picture below, it appears Star reverted to her first love.
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Whoopi Clogs the Streets of NYC
Prancing around with a lottery ticket and a pair of sensible Dorothy clogs, Whoopi Goldberg was quite the view in NYC on Monday.
The 52-year-old-Oscar-winner-turned-morning-talk-show-host knows it's all about matching your smokes to your footwear.
Smoking may kill, but it's the shoes that are murder.