Rachel Uchitel No Joy Being Called Hooker
Rachel Uchitel is threatening to sue the ladies at "The View" -- or at least one of them -- for suggesting she's a hooker.
Gloria Allred, lawyer for Tiger Wood's alleged mistress #1, is pissed that Joy Behar joked on the show on Thursday, "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker."
Gloria says the statement was false, defamatory and highly offensive -- and hurtful, too.
G.A. says Rachel is "not amused" because "she values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged..."
Gloria wants a retraction, or else.
Stay tuned...
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Adam Lambert & ABC Kiss and Make Up
ABC has lifted the ban on Adam Lambert -- and officially booked him to perform on an upcoming episode of "The View" ... in the hopes that he sticks to the script this time.
ABC had previously dropped Lambert from two of the network's shows, in response to catching the network "off-guard" when he improvised his act at the American Music Awards -- and made out with a dude ... something ABC claims he didn't do in rehearsal.
But after taking sharp criticism for their decision, ABC is extending the olive branch -- with an invitation to perform on a December 10 episode of "The View."
Wonder how Elisabeth Hasselbeck will take the news...
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Sofia Vergara's Still Laughin' at the Rape Joke
We asked Sofia Vergara if she would explain why she cracked yesterday's rape joke heard 'round the internet -- but her only response: More laughter.
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Rape Joke Incites Laughter on 'The View'
Inappropriate: Sofia Vergara joking about being raped on "The View" today.
More Inappropriate: Several members on "The View" panel LAUGHING about it!!!!!
For the record -- Whoopi "rape rape" Goldberg was the only one who looked disturbed by the joke. You can hear someone on the set say, "Whoaaa!" -- but it's unclear whose mouth it came from.
Thanks to Jezebel for pointing it out.
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Taylor Swift: Kanye Hasn't Called
Kanye West has apologized twice on his blog and again last night on Jay Leno -- but according to Taylor Swift, she still hasn't heard a word from him personally.
Swift was on "The View" just moments ago and says she was "rattled" by West's stage rush ... but added she would be willing to meet and call a truce.
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Mischa on Her Breakdown - Blame It on the Tooth
Mischa Barton opened up about her August breakdown today on "The View" -- saying the whole thing started when her wisdom teeth surgery went "really badly wrong."
A lucid Mischa said she was already "overwhelmed" by work when she went in for surgery, which only made things worse. Barton says she was sent to the psychiatric ward because, "If you say anything, like, negative in the hospital and they think you're a risk to yourself, they hold you, they won't let you go."
Mischa said she hit "rock bottom," but is "fine" now and called the whole ordeal a "wake-up call."
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LC's 'Hills' Shocker -- It Was Staged!
Now that Lauren Conrad's no longer on "The Hills," she's wasting no time spilling the world's worst kept secret: The show's as fake as Heidi's chest.
Conrad was on "The View" this morning, and when asked about Spencer Pratt's apology phone call to her in the season finale, she said she wasn't even on the other end of the line.
In other breaking news: The sky is blue.
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Kara DioGuardi -- Glambert's Out, Right?
Adam Lambert has been trying pretty hard to keep his sexuality a mystery, but thanks to Kara DioGuardi putting her two cents out there on "The View" this morning, dude's gonna have to try harder.
For a second there, one of the gals thought they were talking about Ryan Seacrest. Kara at least set that straight.
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Sherri Shepherd Gets a View from the Top Rope
The women on "The View" might wanna rethink starting any more catfights with Sherri Shepherd -- because the daytime diva just got schooled on how to throw down like a WWE diva.
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Hasselbeck Kid's a Screamer Just Like Mommy!
The part of Joy Behar will be played by Elisabeth Hasslebeck's son.
Pregnant conservative "View" host Elisabeth Hasselbeck took one to the face from her wailing 17-month-old baby boy Taylor Thomas on the streets of NYC yesterday.
Maybe it's time to change him.
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Stephen Colbert: "I Have Twatted"
Was it a Freudian slip ... or did Stephen Colbert and Meredith Viera reveal a little more than they intended this morning on "Today" when they tried to admit to have used Twitter in the past?!
Judging by the face Viera makes, we think it's pretty clear...
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Babwa Sings, Eardrums Bleed
For some crazy reason, Barbara Walters thought it would be a good idea to burst out in song on "The View" this morning. It only lasted for six seconds ... but trust us, even that was six seconds too many.
This should be a ring tone.
Rosie -- I'm Too Old to Get Angry at Nothin'
At 46 years of age, Rosie O'Donnell says she's too old to let the little, meaningless things in life piss her off -- like the paparazzi.
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Sigourney Beaver Shot?
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Whoopi Puts the Boob in Obama
With celebs fighting for the best hotel reservations in town for Barack Obama's inauguration, Whoopi Goldberg truly has figured it out.....watch the damn thing on TV.
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"The View" is Like a Drug...
Yes, this actually happened during a diet segment on "The View" today ... and no, Kate Moss wasn't a scheduled guest.
