The Kardashians

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson still haven't come up for air ... 'cause they're still sucking face in Mexico with Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons in tow.

Khloe, Tristan, Kendall, Ben and a bunch of friends hit up the popular resort town of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico where we're certain there's TONS of action ... based on the pics -- a little swimming in the pool, a dip in the ocean, some jet skiing and PDA-packed sessions.

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson stuck out like a sore thumb (or a green thumb?) this weekend in Mexico -- partly due to wardrobe ... not to mention the company they kept.

The two parents were partying at La Santa nightclub in Puerto Vallarta -- sans True, of course -- very early Saturday morning, where Khloe wore a bright green highlighter dress ... and Tristan stood at his usual 6'9". Safe to say, you couldn't miss 'em if you were there.

Speaking of which ... one guy who definitely didn't pass up a chance to chat the couple up was 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis. He was hanging out as well.

The Kardashians -- and tons of other celebs -- have been known to frequent Joe's nearby Punta Mita oceanfront estate. He reportedly hit a snag last year though after a judge ruled he couldn't profit off the property anymore due to alleged fraudulent activity ... but Joe's refuted that saying "It is business as usual at Casa Aramara in Punta Mita Mexico."

Kanye West's new song says he's got "sick thoughts" ... and some of them involve all 4 of his sisters-in-law.

Ye released a brand new track Saturday morning on Twitter -- "XTCY" -- and along with obvious lyrics about ecstasy ... there's a very interesting line about wanting to bang Kim's sisters -- Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie.

West raps ... "You got sick thoughts? I got more of ’em / You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got four of them." Then he says they need a bigger hot tub.

Kanye's been very open about his sexual fantasies this week, including talking to Jimmy Kimmel about what kind of porn he prefers ... which led to an offer to direct his own adult film.

Kanye West just got an offer he might not refuse ... directing a porn movie after giving his fav a shout-out on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

Greg Lansky -- widely considered the Steven Spielberg of porn -- runs a high-end porn production company, including Blacked.com, which also happens to be Kanye's XXX of choice. The rapper said as much to a late night national TV audience.

Didn't take long for Greg to craft an offer and fire it off to Ye ... first thanking him for mentioning Blacked. As for the offer -- let Kanye direct a porn movie. According to the letter -- obtained by TMZ -- Kanye will have full artistic control.

And, how's this for an enticing offer? Greg also has 2 porn stars in mind for Kanye's film.

If the Blacked.com deal doesn't do the trick for Kanye -- Pornhub's got his back (and his front) too -- telling us they'd like to extend a free lifetime membership to the site's HD, on-demand streaming service, Pornhub Premium.

Kylie Jenner is no stranger to flowers or cash ... so clearly nothing makes more sense than to gift her a gigantic solo cup made of roses ... which comes with a hefty price tag.

Jenner showed off the creation from La Fleur Bouquets Thursday -- a 21st birthday gift she got from her friend, Yris. We're told the "Legal AF" solo cup was made with more than 1,000 real roses -- and comes in right around $5,000.

The arrangement was just one of several gifts Jenner got for her 21st, not to mention the gigantic party she threw at Delilah in West Hollywood ... with guest that included her fam, along with Bella Hadid, The Weeknd, Dave Chappelle and baby daddy Travis Scott.

Kylie Jenner can legally drink -- and she's a billionaire -- which are 2 good reasons why there were 2 insane parties Thursday night that not only brought out the Kardashian brood in full force, but reunited Scott with Kourtney and Caitlyn with Kris ... at least for one night.

You gotta see the video. Hoards of photogs pounced on Craig's in WeHo Thursday night, as Kris, Kim, Kanye, Kendall, Kourtney, Scott and Khloe made their way in.

Caitlyn, who has been estranged from most of her former fam, made a rare appearance ... partly because she still has a relationship with Kylie.

It was more than a family birthday celebration ... Dave Chappelle, Chandler Parsons, Kevin Durant, Paloma Ford, Meek Mill, Chris Brown and French Montana were on hand for the bash. Bella Hadid and The Weeknd were also there together.

It didn't end at Craig's. The party moved to Delilah, where everyone cut loose. Chappelle grabbed a mic and sang, "Killing Me Softly."

There's nothing in this world that can stop Kanye West from watching porn ... not even his 2 daughters or his smoking hot wife.

Kanye made no bones about it ... Ye proudly revealed on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' that he still watches X-rated films.

Kanye's favorite XXX category? "A lot of black on white, obviously." Sounds like Ye can't get enough of Kim Kardashian West ... in the bedroom or in his fantasies.

Ye has been a father for five years, but it doesn't sound like North West or Chicago West will ever be able to stop their daddy from cranking one out to some good, old-fashioned porno.

Kim Kardashian West did a shameless promo ... for gravity and, if you weren't before ... you're about to be a big fan of it.

Look, we're not trying to score a Pulitzer here. It's Kim. It's a white bikini -- a small bikini -- a trampoline, and umm ... that's it, really.

Although we definitely do NOT want to undersell the miraculous work put in here by Kim's bikini. The fabric is holding everything in place.

Kourtney Kardashian channeled Kool & The Gang with a ladies' night post-Younes Bendjima -- and then she channeled 'Fast & the Furious' ... emphasis on the furious.

Kourt hit the town Wednesday with her good pal, Larsa Pippen, who joined her at Madeo in Bev Hills for some grub. As they were leaving, paps lit up like a bunch of hungry seagulls -- ourselves included -- and peppered the eldest Kardashian about her split with Younes.

She was tight-lipped on her feelings about the dude, but was a little more fast and loose with her steering wheel while trying to get the hell outta there.

Kourtney Kardashian didn't have to go over the river and through the woods to get to her grandmother's house, and wasn't looking back at Younes Bendjima either.

Kourt was spotted visiting her nana, Mary Jo Shannon, in Calabasas Wednesday -- where the Kardashian klan relocated the family matriarch from her old home in La Jolla. As you can tell, Kourtney seems to know her way around the crib ... gate code included.

She's clearly not thinking about her now-ex, Younes, on the heels of their split -- and why should she? There's grandma-made cookies to be eaten and stories to be heard.

3:30 PM PT -- Another source just contacted us and said it was distance -- which had always been an issue for them -- and not cheating that caused the split.

Kourtney Kardashian sent Younes Bendjima packing recently ... after she said she had the goods he was cheating on her.

Sources close to Kourtney tell TMZ ... Kourtney and Younes broke up the second week of July, shortly after their trip to Italy.

We're told days after that trip, Younes jetted off on another vacation without her and she says that's where he cheated on her ... so she dumped him. The bad blood between them was evident in mid-July when Younes shaded one of Kourtney's booty pics.

The pics of Younes in Mexico this week where he got handsy with Jordan Ozuna were not the catalyst for the breakup ... that happened nearly a month before.

We're told Kourtney laughed off the Mexico pics and said it's just her ex trying to stay relevant.

Kourtney Kardashian appears to be laughing off her breakup with Younes Bendjima -- literally, she couldn't stop smiling while hanging with her kid and Kim Tuesday.

Kourt surfaced in Century City after TMZ broke the story that she and her model BF had split recently -- and after photos of her now-ex showed him boo'd up with another chick ... who he called just a friend.

She doesn't seem to have a care in the world by the way she's carrying herself -- confident, sexy, and, more importantly, HAPPY, with her daughter Penelope and sis nearby. They were also joined by Miami mogul David Grutman, who was tagging along for the (escalator) ride.

4:17 PM PT -- Younes has taken to social media to clap back at the pics suggesting he was boo'd up with Jordan, saying she's nothing more than a friend. Looks like Kourt's sisters aren't buying it though. Khloe commented on his responses, saying she's "heard it all before" -- and Kim praised the pics from his "boys trip," adding a Pinocchio nose emoji.

Younes Bendjima's relationship with Kourtney Kardashian has gone south ... and now, so has he -- heading to Mexico to bang hot senoritas and we've got the pics.

Check out Younes in Mexico Monday ... chasing around a smokin' hot non-Kardashian normie (who we're told is BFF's with Johnny Manziel's wife, Bre Tiesi). The woman is Jordan Ozuna, a former Hooters waitress who dated Tyga and Justin Bieber.

Our sources tell us ... it was Kourtney who pulled the plug on the relationship -- but, judging by the rebound pics, Senor Bendjima ain't too broken up about it. They've also both unfollowed the other on Instagram.

Remember -- Bendjima took a lot of heat for a nasty comment he left on a booty pic Kourtney posted last month -- but we're told it wasn't the reason for their split.

Kardashian and Younes started dating back in 2016 when she met the Givenchy and Balmain model at a bar during Paris Fashion Week, just before Kim's robbery.

The two were most recently spotted together on a trip to Italy with Kourtney's kids.

As for Kourt's baby daddy, Scott Disick ... he and 19-year-old Sofia Richie are still goin' strong ... and Richie turns 20 later this month.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be so chill through the dog days of summer, thanks to their brand new pool ... which is really more like a small inland sea.

According to building permits, obtained by TMZ, Kim and Kanye got the go-ahead from the city of Hidden Hills last month to install an enormous in-ground pool at their roughly $60 million estate. As you can see from this pic in June ... they got a little head start on construction.

Kimye's big dig is 20' wide by 60 feet long! FYI, we normal humans average pools around 20 feet wide by 30 feet long.

The construction work is valued at a little over $50k, but they're almost guaranteed to spend more than that to get it done. It's unclear how close they are to completion, but August in that neck of woods is legendarily SMOKING HOT!

You'll recall ... the couple was originally talking about putting in something that really would have been more lake-like. They might have downsized a little, but we're guessing this will still challenge Drake's pool ... which he bragged about in "Summer Sixteen."

The Wests also got approval to build a new guard shack, valued at almost $12k. Gotta keep neighborhood riff-raff outta that pool!

The little girl who was allegedly bitten by Kendall Jenner's dog has a powerful grandfather who is furious at Kendall and BF Ben Simmons, saying they were "arrogant" and uncaring that his granddaughter was allegedly attacked.

Divorce attorney Bob Cohen, who has repped a bunch of celebs, tells TMZ, his 5-year-old granddaughter and her mom were going into a deli where Ben, Kendall and her Doberman Pinscher were sitting outside. Cohen says the dog lunged without provocation and bit the little girl on the arm, breaking the skin and drawing a small amount of blood.

A source close to Kendall refutes Cohen, saying the dog never bit the girl. We're told the dog was startled by the girl and barked ... but there was no physical contact.

He says Kendall and Ben never asked if the girl was ok ... Cohen says they just booked it, leaving the girl behind.

Our Kendall source says the two left after they determined there was no bite ... they'd never bail on a serious situation.

Cohen, who says his family has known the Kardashians over the years, says it's "the height of arrogance" that Kendall and Ben were so uncaring. He says the girl went to a pharmacy where the pharmacist cleaned the wound and put some sort of medicine on the wound. He says the girl is at the doctor now.

Cohen tells us there will not be a lawsuit, but he's pissed at the way Jenner handled it.

Here's Kendall Jenner, Ben Simmons and her Doberman Pinscher just out grabbing a quick bite, right before things allegedly went south with a little girl.

TMZ broke the story, Kendall's pup allegedly nipped at the girl Sunday morning at Beverly Glen Deli in Los Angeles. Someone at the deli called 911, but police didn't respond because there were no serious injuries.

You can see the dog seemed pretty friendly with another customer as Kendall and Ben arrived.