Kim Kardashian How Many Licks ...

Here's Kim Kardashian licking ice cream. That's all.

Kim, Kourtney and her kid, Penelope, hit up Sloan's Ice Cream and candy shop Monday in Calabasas.

Quite a treat.

Kanye West Look Out, Kylie I'm Giving Your Customers a Lashing!!!

Kanye West wants to go head-to-head with his famous sister-in-law ... diving head first into the cosmetic biz dominated by Kylie Jenner.

Kanye's filed legal docs declaring his intention to produce DONDA brand makeup, perfumes, lotions and other cosmetics. Donda, of course, is Kanye's beloved mom who passed away in 2007.

He'll be up against some stiff family competition. Kylie's cosmetics sell out within minutes ... some resell on eBay for 10 times the retail value.

Kanye's application to snag the DONDA cosmetics line is currently being processed but our sources say at this time he's only filed the paperwork in case something develops.

He's made it clear ... Kanye wants to be the new Martha Stewart, creating a lifestyle brand that includes credit cards, cars, wallpaper screens, furnishings, video games, amusement parks, hotels, fitness centers and healthy fast food.

So which one's gonna give Kim lip?

Kylie Jenner Business Attire And Business is So Good

Kylie Jenner's business attire will get any exec to bend over backwards ... and every other direction she wants.

Paps got Kylie leaving a meeting in Bev Hills, where she looked smokin' hot in a low cut dress/lingerie -- with strappy stilettos to complete the ensemble ... and the biz deal, we're sure.

Send in the closer.

Honey Boo Boo 'Cash Me Ousside' Girl Is Gonna Beat My Sister's Ass!

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Kylie Jenner is about to start World War III ... between "Cash Me Ousside" girl and Honey Boo Boo's big sister!

HBB and Pumpkin arrived in NYC Tuesday night and a photog asked what they thought about Danielle Bregoli talking major trash on the Kardashians. Pumpkin's a huge fan of the K Krew, and quickly fired back on their behalf ... until her sis shut her down.

It's pretty hysterical -- Honey Boo Boo quickly warned Pumpkin about Cash Me's quick hands.

Still, 17-year-old Pumpkin vs. 13-year-old Danielle? Place your bets.

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Khloe Kardashian Jumps on Tristan's Nike Train

Khloe Kardashian's got Tristan Thompson's back AND his front ... she's now rocking his favorite gear, and further proving she always pledges allegiance to her man.

The couple hit up a theme park while on vacay in Ocho Rios, Jamaica ... and as you can see, Khloe gives Nike prime real estate. She's also pimping the Swoosh with her kicks.

Tristan's peeps at Nike gotta love seeing this ... since Khloe's got a much wider audience than her NBA bf -- she's got more than 60 million followers on Instagram to his 1.3 mil. You gotta wonder if Tristan's agent will try to squeeze some dough out of Nike.

We've seen it before ... Khloe rocked Adidas when she was with James Harden.

'Cash Me Ousside' Girl I'll Whip All Them Kardashian Asses!!!

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'Cash Me Ousside' chick Danielle Bregoli has declared war on the Kardashians, and lasered in on Kim's sex tape.

Danielle was flying out of LAX when she started picking the famous family apart, starting with Kylie.

One by one she attacked, and when it came to Kim, she trounced ... with an audacious statement about fame.

We'll see if she makes it back to Florida without landing on another no-fly list.

Kim Kardashian Robbery Crime Scene Pics Surface Footage of Suspects Too

Crime scene photos of the Kim Kardashian Paris robbery have surfaced ... and some of the images are chilling.

France's TF1 news channel released photos of the crime scene as well as surveillance video of several of the alleged robbers.

The photos show Kim's bedroom and bathroom, the tape used to bind her hands and what appears to be the gag they used to silence her.

The French report also shows surveillance footage of some of the suspects meeting at a cafe multiple times after the robbery. They also allegedly used code names and code words to discuss the crime over the phone.

As we reported ... Kim went to NYC earlier this month to provide testimony to a French judge. Cops have nabbed 17 suspects in total, but have only charged a handful so far.

Khloe Kardashian Bathroom Surprise

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Khloe Kardashian made a surprise appearance this weekend ... in a ladies room ... in Jamaica.

A fan ran into Khloe Saturday night in the bathroom of Fiction Fantasy nightclub during an after-party for the Youth View Awards -- essentially Jamaica's Teen Choice Awards.

Needless to say, it was an unexpected -- and probably awkward -- meet and greet. Even so, Khloe took it in stride, and was even happy to pose for a few pics.

The Kardashians ... pissin' all over world.

Kris Jenner Rolls-Royce Accordion Up for Sale

The car Kris Jenner totaled just off the 101 can now be yours for about half its original sticker price.

Kris' discarded Roll-Royce is sitting on an L.A. car auction lot ... and the opening bid is $195k. Here's the good news ... the car still runs, but barely.

Kris' insurance company got the car after declaring it totaled, and then sold it to a random guy who's now trying to cash in on the Kardashian name.

The car retailed for around $400k, so a bargain, right?

We broke the story ... Kris got cut off this past summer, causing her to crash her new ride, which was just a week old. Luckily, she had another one shipped out the next day.

Like we said, the wrecked Rolls still works -- but can only go forward and backward for now. In other words ... it needs to be fixed up before it can hit the streets again.

BTW ... a brand new Rolls-Royce runs anywhere between $250k to upwards of $400k, and we're guessing Kris spared no expense on her own. Question here ... is KUWTK worth it?

Conor McGregor I Wanna See Khloe Kardashian's 'Big Fat Ass'

Conor McGregor says he's fascinated with Khloe Kardashian's "big fat ass" ... and says he really wants to see it in person.

The UFC superstar sat down with GQ during a recent trip to L.A. and was asked what he was going to be doing while in town.

"Maybe I’ll search for Khloé's [Kardashian] big fat ass," Conor said.

"She’s been floating around Malibu. I don’t give a f*ck about them [the Kardashians]. I just like to see them in the flesh ... just see what the big fat asses on them look like."

When asked if he admired the Kardashian sisters, Conor said, "Admire? Never. What’s the saying? Never put the p*ssy on a pedestal, my friend. I just want to see it. I want to see them."

Don't worry, Conor also took some shots at Floyd Mayweather -- saying he will destroy the boxing legend if they ever actually fight.

"Honestly, my fist is bigger than his head. I sleep people. I put people unconscious. I’m stating facts. If I hit a man, his head is gonna go into the bleachers. You understand that?"

"If I crack that little head of his, it’s gonna go clean off his shoulder and up into the bleachers."

Blac Chyna Alleged Mgrs Demand Dough ... Shut Down 'Rob & Chyna' Or Else

The guys who made Blac Chyna a thing -- according to them -- are on the warpath to get a cut of her riches, and if they don't get it ... they're gunning for the producers of her reality show.

Jason Alston and Lincoln Hayes of Infinite Grind Multimedia sent letters, obtained by TMZ, to NBCUniversal, Ryan Seacrest Productions and Bunim/Murray Productions ... putting all parties on notice about their legal war with Chyna.

The duo says shooting, promoting, or airing "Rob & Chyna" only fattens her pockets and since she refuses to pay them their fees ... they're threatening to add the producers to a potential lawsuit.

We broke the story ... Alston and Hayes claim Chyna signed a 10 year contract with them in 2007 and owes them at least $3 million in unpaid fees. They've threatened, but have yet to actually sue her for the dough.

Of course her employers would have no duty to pay BC's alleged management fees -- so, it's interesting they're attempting to drag the producers into this. Can't knock the hustle?

Khloe Kardashian Buh-Bye, Odom ... Just Kardashian Again

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Khloe Kardashian is just Khloe Kardashian again ... officially dropping the 'Odom' from her last name on her passport.

Khloe and fam celebrated the official name change Thursday with an appropriate cake.

Take a look below at probably one of the last times Khloe signed her name as an Odom ... on her divorce docs..

Kanye West Baskin' In the Ice Cream ... None for Kim, Thanks

Kanye West had a hankerin' for some ice cream Tuesday night after his dinner date with Kim Kardashian -- but out of 31 flavors ... he settled for just one.

Kim and 'Ye hit the town, grabbing some Italian at E Baldi in Bev Hills, after which they beelined it for Baskin-Robbins. She waited outside, and he ventured in alone.

Looks like he's a man of simple tastes ... 1 scoop of strawberry, it seems.

Good to have you back, sir.

Kim Kardashian I'm Bling-Less Again ... In My Gaming World

Kim Kardashian's video game character is now just like the real deal ... missing the giant rock on her finger.

Animated Kim -- on her mobile game Kim Kardashian: Hollywood -- relaunched sans ring ... and it was no accident. Our sources say the game always tries to maintain a similar story line to the happenings in Kim's real life -- so the diamond ring on virtual Kim just didn't make sense.

As we told you, Kim spent 3 days in NYC talking to a French judge about the ring and the whole robbery. We're guessing that won't be included in the game.

Kim Kardashian Continues Marathon Testimony in Robbery Case

Kim Kardashian looked tired as she finished her 2nd day of testimony in the Paris robbery case.

TMZ broke the story ... a French judge traveled to NYC this week to take her testimony and try and ID the men who broke into her apartment and stole $5.6 mil in jewelry.

Her bodyguards made a lunch run. Here's something interesting. Is she allowed to buy lunch for the judge?

Kim will finish up her testimony Friday. She will not be subject to cross examination by lawyers for the alleged robbers. That's the way they roll in France.

Scott Disick Dropped RACKS for Miami Getaway

Scott Disick treated himself like the lord he is when he escaped from the Kardashians ... by dropping tens of thousands to chill for a few nights.

Scott was hanging at the Setai Hotel in Miami Sunday through Tuesday night, and we've learned he stayed in their Grand Suite. The name makes sense -- it has 3 bedrooms, spa/sauna, gourmet kitchen and a swagged out TV room ... plus killer ocean views. Before ya book, it goes for $12,500 per night.

We're told he ordered plenty of room service while partying with his many lady friends and one guy friend you probably know -- Don Julio. 1942 to be exact.

As we reported, Scott beelined it for South Beach after a blowout with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian in Costa Rica. The Lord spares no expense when bouncing back.