The Kardashians

Kourtney Kardashian poured her little heart out -- into shot glasses -- during a random pit stop in Massachusetts.

Kourtney turned up Wednesday night at local dive bar The Chicken Box on Nantucket Island, and took matters into her own hands ... pouring Don Julio shots!

She did plenty of damage in her half hour visit ... jumping onstage with funk band The Soul Rebels and shooting a little pool.

MILFs still get down.

The Kardashians are calling BS on a new cosmetic line with their namesake ... saying they're pissed cause it's misleading their fans.

"Kardashian Beauty" launched over the weekend plastering the sisters' names and faces on its website. But the sisters want to make it absolutely clear -- they're NOT part of the company in any way, shape or form.

A little backstory ... back in 2012, the Kardashians teamed up with Boldface cosmetics to license and distribute color cosmetics. The sisters claim due to Boldface's mismanagement, the partnership didn't last long ... and Boldface ultimately went belly up. Haven Beauty stepped in 2 years later but that partnership went downhill over disagreements with Haven's owners.

That brings us to now ... the Kardashians and Haven Beauty are locked in a nasty legal war and we're told Haven Beauty's gone rogue and forged ahead anyway, launching "Kardashian Beauty."

A rep for the Kardashians tells TMZ the sisters vigorously reject ANY involvement with the company.

"Over the weekend, new cosmetic products were announced on the Kardashian Beauty cosmetic social media pages with pictures and statements from Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. The three Kardashian sisters are not in business with this cosmetic company."

They go on to say, "The people selling the Kardashian Beauty brand and their predatory owners knew this and are attempting to mislead the Kardashians' fans by stating that the Kardashians are still involved. This outrageous conduct is a legal matter and will be dealt with accordingly."

Kim Kardashian struck the same pose Saturday that made her even more famous in Paper Magazine.

Kim and Kanye took North on a playdate at a nearby mansion in Bel Air, but mom jacked the spotlight.

Lamar Odom just filed his response to Khloe Kardashian's divorce petition ... and it shows the exes are lockstep when it comes to this breakup.

In the docs, obtained by TMZ Sports, Lamar lists the exact same date of separation as Khloe did -- December 13, 2013. Ditto for court's ability to award spousal support to the other. As we reported, our sources say they have a prenup.

They even agree each will pay for their own attorneys, a rarity in Hollywood divorces.

Kylie Jenner's cosmetic company dropped its "F" business rating in record time ... with a pretty simple fix they could've taken care of long ago.

The Better Business Bureau honcho, Rick Copelan, tells us a rep for Kylie Cosmetics called Monday -- after we posted about its big fat "F" -- asking how to fix it ASAP.

We're told the bad grade came after BBB requested sales numbers from Kylie's company ... so it could figure out the ratio of sales figures vs complaints. But since Kylie's side never responded, BBB had to guesstimate sales numbers ... and that resulted in the "F."

Once the cosmetics company reported its actual sales numbers -- which Copelan called "huge" -- the "F" vanished. Now it has "No Rating" because companies less than a year old don't get grades, unless it's lower than a "C."

Just so Kylie knows -- the BBB says IF it were to rate her company now, it would fall between a "C and B." Also important to note ... she needs at least a "B" to get BBB accredited.

#MakingtheGrade

Kylie Jenner's cosmetics co. is a big fat FAILURE ... at least according to the Better Business Bureau.

Kylie Cosmetics' consumer satisfaction rating has plummeted to an all-time low ... it gets an F. The company's racked up 137 customer complaints on BBB in the 9 months since it began operating.

As we've reported, Kylie Cosmetics has had a slew of problems ... from security breaches to packages getting stolen or ransacked. Many people say they've never even heard back from customer service.

BBB confronted the company last month, but problems still persist. In the last week alone, 10 people complained about service or delivery. One customer's kit arrived without the pencil.

Kylie needs a B to get back in BBB's good graces. Better work on some extra credit, KJ.

Kendall Jenner is moving to the heart of West Hollywood ... right above the epicenter of the Sunset Strip ... TMZ has learned.

Our real estate spies tell us ... Kendall has just bought the home of Emily Blunt and John Krasinski for $6.5 million. It was listed for $6,950,000.

The house is in the Hollywood Hills, above the legendary Chateau Marmont hotel, where John Belushi died and hundreds of stars have stayed and partied.

The house is 4,800 square feet with 6 bedrooms, 5 baths, a pool and jetliner views.

The deal officially closes Friday morning. Kendall signed the final docs Wednesday in NYC.

Everyone's a celeb in this deal ... John and Emily were repped by super realtor Kurt Rappaport, and Kendall was repped by Farrah Aldjufrie.

They were once mortal enemies ... and now Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna are joined at the hip, singing "I Don't F*** With You" at a Kardashian shindig.

Kylie, Chyna and Kim formed the girl group for Khloe's 32nd birthday party in Hollywood Monday night at Dave & Buster's.

As you know, Kylie's boyfriend, Tyga, is Chyna's baby daddy and the friction has been palpable, but apparently not any more.

Just as significant ... Kris Jenner was there, which means -- with Rob and Chyna's new show -- it's money making time.

Greenbacks are more potent than blood.

Kylie Jenner has an admirer so desperate to get at her, he's tried to bust through her security gate multiple times ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us the uninvited man showed up at The Oaks -- the gated community where Kylie, Khloe and Rob Kardashian all live -- and told security guards he was there for a meeting with Kylie.

When guards turned him away ... the man rammed into the gate, cracked it and then sped away.

We're told he returned a couple weeks later and pulled the same routine -- once again cracking the gate and fleeing, but it wasn't a clean getaway.

Security cameras captured his license plate, and cops tracked him down. We're told they interviewed the guy, and he admitted to ramming the gate out of frustration because the guards were "rude."

He's now been charged with 2 misdemeanor charges of vandalism.

North West's 3rd birthday train rolled on Saturday in fancy Bel Air ... and she definitely made a splash with cousin Penelope Disick who's also celebrating a birthday soon.

Kim and Kanye threw the shindig for their daughter, continuing the Disney-themed celebration ... mimicking "The Little Mermaid." Penelope will celebrate her bday early next month and we're told the bash was a combo for both girls.

The fam hit up Disneyland Thursday. Walt would be pleased.

Kim and Kanye gave Mickey and Minnie Mouse a break when they rolled through Disneyland Wednesday ... because all cameras were trained on them.

It was North's 3rd birthday and going to Disneyland to celebrate is kinda a thing.

Scott and Kourtney were there too with Penelope and Mason, so it was quite the attraction for everyone who thought they'd be bored waiting an hour to get on Space Mountain.

We doubt Kim and co. had to wait for any rides.

3:10 PM PT -- Attorney Todd Wilson, the Kardashian/Jenner General Counsel, has released a statement in response to the lawsuit, claiming -- "APA's lawsuit is frivolous and the height of dishonesty. The Kardashians and Jenners terminated APA in March 2015 for being incompetent and breaching their fiduciary duties, which cost the Kardashians and Jenners hundreds of millions of dollars. Now the real story of how APA totally failed its clients will be told and APA will have to answer for its incompetence and wrongful acts."

The Kardashians and some Jenners made untold millions and aced out a company that did nothing but help ... so claims the company that is now suing the family.

Agency for the Performing Arts caters to huge brands like Marriott hotels and Lamborghini. They claim they had a verbal agreement in 2009 with Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie, Kendall, but no Rob -- to help make deals. The Agency was supposed to get a 15% cut.

APA says the Kardashians made millions after they locked deals for clothing, footwear, accessories, and hair products.

The suit claims the family pulled the plug on their deal back in March 2015, and since then the APA claims it hasn't seen a dime.

Cops are virtually certain the Kardashians' clothing store was hit by a lone suspect, but his race is not nearly as certain ... based on the 911 audio we obtained.

A woman driving past the West Hollywood DASH store called in, describing the suspect as tall with a skateboard, throwing "something on fire." Check out the audio, there's a funny exchange about what that something was. However, the caller was sure the would-be fire starter was black with a baseball hat.

But hold off on that APB ... you gotta hear the second witness paint a much different picture. As TMZ first reported ... the store was targeted June 6 and there's still no suspect.

Kylie Jenner spent Sunday night clubbing with a familiar face ... her sister Khloe's ex, French Montana.

Kylie and French hit up The Nice Guy for a few hours during L.A. Pride. Yes, Kylie's a free agent, but don't get any ideas ... French just seems to be the go-to for a good hang.

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian have made a radical sea change ... they now want a TV special for their wedding, more than a million bucks, and they want the Kardashian girls there in force.

BC and Rob just signed on for a docu-series that will focus on her pregnancy, but the wedding is not part of the package.

Now we know why ... Chyna and Rob know that Kim scored millions when her ill-fated wedding to Kris Humphries was televised. They know they won't get Kim's money, but they feel more than worthy to get what Kris got, and they're insisting on 7 figures.

The Kardashians' Dash store was the target of an arsonist who threw a burning rag through the window of the store late Monday night ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement tells TMZ ... witnesses saw a man throw a weighted, burning rag through the West Hollywood storefront window just after 11:15 PM.

The rag burned itself out inside the store without incident.

Cops found a bottle of lighter fluid outside the store. They're hunting for the suspect.