The Kardashians

Rob Kardashian's mission to bail out Blac Chyna cost him dearly -- TWO huge speeding tickets, one of which could cost him his license ... that is, if he had one.

Rob told us on Monday he'd lost his driver's license, and hinted it had something to do with outstanding tickets. That's not exactly what happened. We've learned Rob's license expired on his birthday, March 17.

His bigger problem is speeding. You'll recall, when BC got arrested in Texas ... Rob hopped in his Bentley and blazed across the desert to rescue her. According to law enforcement sources, New Mexico cops nailed him on Jan. 30 when he was headed east.

Then on Jan. 31 -- on his way home with Chyna -- CHiPs clocked Rob doing 107 mph in a 70 through Blythe, CA.

Rob's attorney was actually in court Tuesday, and entered a not guilty plea for that ticket. The expired license is just a trip to the DMV, but getting out of the 107 is gonna be tougher.

Rob Kardashian is now FULLY out of his shell ... he just talked to us about everything under the sun -- his wedding, his weight loss, and his biggest vice with Blac Chyna.

BlacRob just touched down at LAX -- returning from weekend appearances in NYC and Boston -- and he was a regular chatty Cathy. He addressed the story TMZ broke about producers making big money offers for them to televise their wedding.

Sounds like they're not impressed with any of the deals. Yet.

Rob also says he's dropped 40-50 lbs. so far, but he's not even counting anymore because he's too busy being happy. Just watch -- honestly, it's been years, if ever, since we've seen Rob this talkative.

He even broke some news to us about his driver license -- and let's just say Uber's gonna love him!

Kim Kardashian just made it easier for stoners to get high at Coachella.

Kim dropped a list of essential festival items on her website that included the cigarette style design pipe that allows stoners to smoke on the down-low for just $6.36.

The folks at Grasscity.com -- the site linked to the Digger One Hitter -- tell us they received more than 500 orders in 1 day ... more than 16 times what they normally get.

Blac Chyna will not hitch her wagon to the Kardashian empire under any circumstances, because she believes it will royally screw up her brand.

Sources intimately connected to Chyna tell us, she has made it clear to Rob's family ... she will not sign with Kris, will not be under the Kardashian umbrella, will not do their reality show ... and on and on.

Chyna insists she wants nothing to do with TV ... she's far more interested in developing a Paris Hilton-style business empire, hawking everything from eyelashes to purses.

She also says the notion she's benefited from the Kardashians is BS, and in fact Rob has richly benefited from her. Truth be told, Rob's been making money since hooking up with Chyna ... promoting teeth whitening products, women's shoes and other stuff on social media ... for $$$$.

Rob Kardashian is pooh-poohing stories that his family is upset he's getting hitched to Blac Chyna ... he says it's the opposite.

Rob and Chyna had just left a Century City building after a "business meeting" and beelined it for a gas station convenience store to get some snacks, when the photog asked about the deafening lack of response by the Kardashian klan.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are in position to follow in Kim's footsteps and cash in with a TV wedding special worth millions, but Rob's gonna have to go against the family to get paid.

Several big-time TV producers tell us pitchmen are putting together offers for Rob and Chyna. We're told the most lucrative path would be an episodic docusoap leading up to the big day. They're looking at $150k-$200k each per episode, plus another $500k each for the finale.

In addition, we're told wedding vendors hawking flowers, cakes, dresses and all that crap would also fork over big dough for integration deals, but Rob's got a big mama problem.

Kris Jenner has the family, including Rob, under a blanket deal that gives E! first crack at anything Kardashian. Kris has made it clear she's not a fan of "Blac Rob" ... so it's doubtful she'd be down with the project.

So, Rob and Chyna would be stepping out on their own -- familiar territory at this point.

Kris Humphries' sister, Kaela, had some serious fun with that Vera Wang couture bridesmaid dress she wore when Kim Kardashian married her bro -- and then trashed it!

We got photos of Kaela and her pal, Angela Kosteliz, rocking the old frock, which reportedly cost $10,000, during a fun girls night fueled by wine.

Angela tells us the pics were taken a couple years ago before Kaela moved from Minnesota to NYC. She invited friends over to help her pack, and they took turns posing in the dress.

During the evening they tore strands of tulle off the gown to make headbands. Big difference from the first time Kaela wore it -- next to Kourtney, Kylie, Khloe, and Kendall. We're gonna guess Kaela had way more fun with her GFs.

Angela says the dress ended up in a Goodwill donations pile.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna will be married within a year in front of the entire Kardashian family, or that's at least plan A for the couple ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to the couple tell us BC and Rob don't want a long, drawn out engagement -- so they're already talking about ceremony ideas, and even a guest list. We're told they're certain they want Rob's family to be there.

That's an impressive olive branch since, as we told you ... Kris Jenner and Rob's sisters aren't sold the engagement's even real.

As for where they do it -- a quickie wedding makes ya think Las Vegas, and chapels are drooling at the possibility of corralling Rob and his famous fam. Reps at the Little Vegas Chapel are offering "Blac Rob" ... 2 Elvises, 2 showgirls and a pink Caddy convertible for pick up and drop off.

Meanwhile, the Little White Wedding Chapel -- where Britney Spears once married (briefly) -- is aiming high with a helicopter ceremony above the strip. They'll even throw in ground transport with a 14-seat Hummer for the whole family, if they RSVP.

Kanye West is clearly conflicted over Rob Kardashian's engagement to Blac Chyna, but he's stickin' by him because he's family.

'Ye touched down at LAX Friday sporting his famous grin ... and when asked if the Kardashian Klan supported ChyRo, it was all love ... at least for Rob.

Shanna Moakler got the hell outta L.A.'s new celebrity mecca, but she left with a bag full of cash after unloading her huge home for a huge profit.

The ex-beauty queen was living in a 5,200 sq. ft pad in The Oaks -- the gated community most of the Kardashians, Tyga, Lamar Odom and Mariah Carey call home -- but she sold it last month for $2.1 million.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna found a fringe benefit to getting engaged -- cheat day with the ice cream man!

Rob and Chyna turned their Range Rover around when they saw an ice cream truck parked on the side of the road. You'll recall they also made an In N' Out run last month to celebrate Rob's birthday.

As cheat days go, this ain't so bad -- they scored two bomb pops at about 40 calories each -- but still ... there's a pattern here.

The day after the wedding should be epic!

1:35 PM PST -- Khloe just took to Twitter to thank her fans, saying, "Hi my loves. I've enjoyed every second of shooting #KocktailswithKhloe. Your support each week has meant more to me than you could imagine, and I'll continue to make time for our weekly chats.

There are SO many exciting things coming up for me that I can't wait to share with you... I'm not going anywhere :) Love you always! XO"

Khloe Kardashian's done shooting her talk show ... FYI Network has shut down production of "Kocktails with Khloe" less than 3 months into its run.

Productions sources tell us the official announcement from the network was the show is on "indefinite hold" ... but that's just TV talk -- truth is, the show is dunzo. As for who decided to pull the plug? Both sides were unhappy.

We're told Khloe wanted to focus on her "other jobs" and had no interest in shooting the next season. Network execs could tell she'd "checked out" and weren't happy about it.

There are several episodes in the can which will still air. We're told the finale will feature Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.

The Kardashian family is offended Rob never gave them a heads-up before getting engaged, but they're not that upset, because they think he's just a serial proposer and this one won't stick ... and we're getting this from sources connected with Rob himself.

We're told the Kardashians have heard Rob proclaim his undying love many times before. Our sources say the Kardashians have heard Rob gushing about former GFs Rita Ora and Adrienne Bailon -- and even told his family he proposed to both.

We should say ... we never heard a word about Rob being engaged to either Rita or Adrienne -- and it may not be true -- but we're told that's what he conveyed to his family.

We're told the feeling is that Rob just gets smitten and goes from first date to bended knee at warp speed, and it never works out.

As for Rob's point of view, as happy as he seems with Blac Chyna, we're told he feels resentment toward his family, and that they have not fully embraced his new relationship.

Tyga just broke ranks with Kylie Jenner and the fam ... by speaking out, and giving Rob Kardashian and baby mama Blac Chyna props on their engagement.

Tyga says, "It makes me happy to see the mother of my son happy. My only concern in this situation is my son." Kylie's BF is the first person even remotely close to Kris Jenner or her daughters to say a word about Rob and Chyna's big news.

Tyga -- who took off for Vail with the rest of the family on Monday -- added, "Everybody deserves 2 be happy."

Rob Kardashian blindsided his family ... not giving them a heads up or even a hint about his engagement.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us, Rob went to great lengths to keep Kim and company in the dark. We're told the proposal was "aggressively on the QT."

Our sources say Rob timed the proposal to go down when the family was away. The klan flew to Vail hours before he popped the question to Blac Chyna.