The Kardashians

Klay Thompson's father has some solid dating advice for his superstar son -- find a "good girl" -- so we had to ask if the famously single Kourtney Kardashian falls into that category.

Nobody wants to be like the Kardashian family because they're "trash" and they're taking advantage of America ... so says UFC Hall of Famer Matt Hughes.

Seriously, this guy HATES 'em.

So, why the hostility? Hughes goes into great detail ... outlining why they're a trainwreck family and "nobody wants to be like them."

The funny part ... despite the intense hatred, his own wife watches the show (and so does he!).

Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney could be on the hook for more than $200 million for not tweeting about their own makeup line ... this according to a new lawsuit.

Hillair Capital Management claims it ponied up more than $10 million to save the Kardashian sisters' struggling cosmetics line, "Kardashian Beauty" ... after their former business partner went belly up.

As we previously reported, the Kardashians originally partnered up with a company called Boldface in 2012, launching a makeup line called "Khroma Beauty."

Problem was ... a year later, a judge blocked the company from using the name "Khroma." The girls changed the name to "Kardashian Beauty," but Boldface started tanking.

A savior stepped in ... Hillair Capital Management, buying out Boldface and sinking $10 mil into the business.

Hillair now claims the Kardashian girls didn't hold up their end of the bargain by blasting out the virtues of "Kardashian Beauty" to their millions of followers.

The Kardashian family is once again a united front, celebrating Rob's 29th birthday in Malibu, with one notable absence.

Kris, Kim, Kylie, Kourtney, Kanye, North, Scott, Penelope, Mason, Corey and Tyga all chowed down at Nobu Saturday night for an early dinner.

Khloe was missing. On the surface it's interesting because she kicked Rob out of her house after finding him in her kitchen with Blac Chyna, but the hatchet seems to be buried. Khloe says she's sick so we're guessing that's why she was a no show.

Interesting ... Blac Chyna was nowhere in sight ... real progress takes time.

The crew disbanded at around 8pm.

Khloe Kardashian aged about 50 years, and she's now from Albuquerque -- at least if you fell for her Hollywood makeup trickery on a tour bus.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner joined their big sister on a Hollywood tour this afternoon, and all 3 were unrecognizable in their costumes -- especially Khloe, who posed as an old woman ... and Kendall, who looked like a red-headed Madonna.

Kudos on the brilliant makeup job -- we're guessing it's for Khloe's TV show -- but they screwed up royally by NOT getting on the TMZ Celebrity Tour!! Then again, we definitely would've talked "Kartrashians." Sorry, Khloe.

Scott Disick and his kids scored one of the hottest tickets in L.A. right now ... the new Harry Potter attraction at Universal Studios.

Scott and Kourtney Kardashian brought their little Hogwarts students -- Mason and Penelope -- to check out The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. The grand opening is almost a month away, but it helps when your dad's known as the "Lord."

Rob Kardashian unwrapped the best gift of his 29th birthday -- with a little help from Blac Chyna -- late Thursday night ... some In-N-Out!

The couple hit the drive-thru of one of the famed L.A. burger joints around 11 PM for what we hope was a burger and fries. As we've reported, Rob and Chyna have said "no cheat days" on their fitness kick.

But c'mon ... ya gotta indulge on your birthday, right? We're rooting for a double-double ... animal style.

Let the man live!!

Miranda Kerr, Kourtney Kardashian, and Lily Aldridge convened the coolest/hottest version of a PTA meeting, and they did it ... in a bathroom.

Kourt, her supermodel friends and Paul Mitchell honcho Michaeline DeJoria all hung out somewhere in L.A. Thursday night for what they all deemed "Girls night" -- which apparently means ... selfies in the ladies' room!

Hmm ... think Justin Bieber's ears were ringing at all last night?

A waist training corset made enormously popular by the Kardashian girls is now on the receiving end of a lawsuit by a bunch of women who say they got burned but their fat didn't.

The women are griping over Waist Gang Society, the company that manufacturers the Reshaping waistshaper.

The company touts that the product "burns fatty tissue by making you sweat, targets the back, torso, waist and abdomen areas."

The Waist Gang Society's website features countless photos of Kim, Kourtney, Kylie, and Khloe wearing the corset. The girls, who were not sued, sing the praises of the product on social media.

The lawsuit claims the advertising for the product is misleading, quoting a doctor who says, "Corsets do not cause you to permanently lose fat in the midsection: they cause a re-distribution of the fat and organs in the trunk." It promises to give consumers an hourglass figure, but it seems for the women suing it's mission not accomplished.

What a waist.

Rob Kardashian has clearly found his way back into the good graces of his family, despite the initial war that broke out after he started dating Blac Chyna.

Kylie Jenner -- who's been hooked up with Chyna's baby daddy, Tyga, for well over a year -- took a field trip with her big bro Tuesday to Diamond Supply Co., a streetwear brand, in the San Fernando Valley.

They clowned around and hung out with Nicky Diamonds ... a big deal since we haven't seen Rob with any of his sisters since Khloe threw him and Chyna out of her house.

Blood ... sometimes thicker than water.

Rob Kardashian's birthday came early ... as Blac Chyna put on a booty popping clinic for him ... and several hundred other onlookers.

Rob was grinning from ear to ear Sunday night in a Montego Bay nightclub where BC was hosting. Sporting a black tee and shorts, he's still not revealing much of his slimmer physique -- but the smile kinda says it all.

Rob turns 29 on Thursday. Enjoy the ride!

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are hitting the beach ... in Jamaica, mon!

Rob Kardashian has made huge strides in the body dept., looking about half his former self.

Blac Chyna posted the pic Friday night showing shades of the old Rob.

Kim Kardashian tried to break her little girl's paralyzing fear of Snapchat ... by putting her on Snapchat -- and the result was kinda precious.

In the ultimate irony, North West has a slight case of social media phobia ... as we all learned from the video Kim posted on Thursday night. She just doesn't dig those scary faces, guys.

Watch ... doesn't look like North is gonna easily snap out of this, but we're guessing Kim and Kanye West won't stop trying to cure her.

Rob Kardashian's confidence is back ... and we know this because his shirt was gone during a backyard hang with Blac Chyna.

Rob stepped outside half naked ... giving us a first glimpse at his bod since he started his diet and fitness regimen. Chyna shot video of him Wednesday afternoon as he peered down at her grilling a ton of grub.

As we first reported ... Rob's already down at least 40 pounds, but it's been hard to notice, since he's still sporting a lot of baggy clothing.

Kim Kardashian went on the counterattack Monday night after she was called on the carpet for posting a bangin' nude pic that turned out to be a year old.

Kim went in for the kill with Bette Midler, who tweeted earlier, "If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera."

Kim's response ... "I really didn't want to bring up how you sent me a gift awhile back trying to be a fake friend then come at me #dejavu."

It didn't stop there. Chloe Moretz tweeted, "I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies."

Kim's response ... "Let's all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to Twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo."

And then there's Piers Morgan, who tweeted, "I know the old man's $50 million in debt, Kim -- but this is absurd. Want me to buy you some clothes?"

Kim had some choice words for him, first, "Hey @piersmorgan never offer to buy a married woman clothes. thats on some ashley madison type s--." And get a load of her not-so-humble brag, "sorry I'm late to the party guys. I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check and transferring 53 million into our joint account."

So no doubt ... the winners, Bette, Chloe and Piers. They got all up on Kim's twitter.

Kim posted this pic Monday night, and we're taking a wild guess but we think this one's also old.