Sundancing with the Nobodies
With all the big celebs in D.C. for the inauguration, the only real stars at Sundance are in the sky.
Looking like a "Rock of Love" version of Pocahontas, Linda Hogan and her similarly-maned boy lover Charley Hill arrived at a screening at the film festival this weekend.
The only indie film these two could star in would have to be made in their bedroom.
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Nick Hogan Kills Sundance
So you wonder who's left to go to the Sundance Film Festival with the inauguration competing for celebs?
Nick Hogan arrived yesterday. No word if he's driving around town.
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Hulk: Pam Anderson Wants to Tongue Wrestle
Hulk Hogan said we just missed a shot of him making out with Pam Anderson ... but come on, even Pamela Anderson has some standards ... right?
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Mama Hogan Involved in Car Accident
TMZ has learned Linda Hogan was involved in a fender bender in Clearwater, Fla. earlier this afternoon. It happened less than a quarter mile from where her son Nick infamously crashed in August 2007.
Cops on scene tell TMZ Linda's white Mercedes was rear-ended by a red Camaro. The Camaro suffered the majority of the damage -- Linda's car only suffered "minor" damage.
Her son-alike BF Charley Hill arrived on the scene shortly afterwards.
A witness on the scene tells us from their vantage point, Linda was not at fault.
Brooke Hogan Goes Commando
As demonstrated here by Brooke -- those Hogan kids sure are a pair of loose cannons.
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Hulk Raises Terror Alert to Red
There was a security breach at Newark Airport yesterday, after Hulk Hogan flashed his lucky flaming red man-panties.
No one was injured but TSA officials did question Hulk for his curious choice in undergarments.
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Hulk: Linda Burns More Money Than Bridges
In this time of financial ruin, Hulk Hogan claims his estranged wife is blowing cash on the dumbest stuff ever -- example: Linda allegedly threw down $4,000 for a photo shoot with her dog.
Hulk unloaded outside of Pinellas County Court yesterday -- where Linda was asking for another $400,000 in attorney fees. The court granted her the cash -- but after going over her expenditures, they put it in a separate account so she couldn't blow it on more dumb stuff.
But Hogan and his attorney, David R. Houston, were kind enough to list a bunch of ridiculous things they claim Linda has wasted dough on ... and trust us, it's stupid.
XFC Xtreme Florida Cougar
Linda Hogan, seen here at a XFC fight with son Nick and 19-year-old boy toy Charley, was probably saying: "I bet you kids have a lot in common."
Yeah, except for one, big thing...
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If There's a Problem, Nick Hogan Will Solve It
Judging by Nick Hogan's haircut, it looks like he's finally ready to cook MC's like a pound of bacon.
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Hulk Wants "To Kill" Me!
Linda Hogan's 19-year-old boycandy Charley Hill says Hulk Hogan's out to get him -- but a court isn't buyin' what he's sellin'.
We've learned a Florida court just nixed the poolboy's request for a temporary restraining order against the Hulk. Charley claimed Hulk "dangerously followed" him in his car a couple weeks ago and "pulled up next to him and stared at him" at a stoplight -- a crime in no states.
Charley says he "fears [Hogan] will attempt to injure or kill him" because Linda is his girlfriend. The aspiring seaman also claims Hulk tailgated him and intimidated him on another occasion, and thinks Hulk is even more dangerous because he had weapons charges against him in 1979.
UPDATE: Hulk's lawyer David Houston tells us, "This is just another blatant attempt by Linda Hogan to try to defame Hulk Hogan's character. We commend the judge on seeing through this ridiculous stunt and denying these baseless claims."
Linda Wants Professional Seaman
Recession or not, it's extremely hard to balance a budget on $40,000 a month. That's why Linda Hogan needs more. Oh did we mention -- she wants Hulk to foot the bill for her 19-year-old boyfriend's nautical tuition?
Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn't enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor's office this week. Hulk says it's for cosmetic surgery.
It may cost him a bundle, but we're thinkin' that divorce is the best move of Hulk's life.
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Charley Hill -- W.T.
Apparently unable to purchase a DeLorean, Linda Hogan's son-alike BF Charley Hill suped up his Honda with Lamborghini-style doors.
Charley's timing is a little off -- "Pimp My Ride" went off the air in 2007.
What's in a Name? A Possible Payday for Linda
Linda Hogan's lawyers are taking another vicious swing at Hulk, because Linda says he's purposely sold his many trademarks -- including his wrestling names -- to his best friend to keep her greedy cougar paws off the profits.
In a pile of papers filed in Pinellas County Court, Linda says Hulk handed over the rights to his Hulk Hogan brands (like Hollywood Hulk, Hulkster, Hulkamania), grill, energy drink and more to his best friend Eric Bischoff for an insane discount. Linda's pissed because these are tons of assets she now can't cash in on.
Hulk's attorney, David Houston, told us: "There has been no siphoning of money -- if Linda has to ask again, we'll be more than happy to provide the same answer."
Linda's also trying to keep Hulk's handlebar mustache the hell away from her mother -- because the Hulkster is convinced Linda's been sending their old furniture (from her many remodels of their Florida home) to mommy dearest to keep ... and he wants 'em back.
We're convinced the money fight between these two will never see a three count.
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The Sheik Hits the Fan Over Hulk Hogan
Like a deranged lunatic -- a homophobic deranged lunatic -- '80s wrestling legend Iron Sheik stormed into LAX yesterday screaming all sorts of offensive obscenities in a delusional attempt to score a rematch with Hulk Hogan.
After the tirade, the threats and the spitting -- the 65-year-old got rolled up right in the airport ... in his wheelchair.
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Hulk to Linda: Adultery Accusation is "Pathetic"
Hulk Hogan is kinda sorta striking back at his soon-to-be-ex wife -- one day after she blamed the split on an affair Hulk had with their daughter's BFF.
In a statement released through his lawyer David Houston, Hulk says, "It is unfortunate Linda Hogan will do virtually anything to keep herself in the public spotlight. We are not going to demean this process nor the family any longer by responding to what amounts to pathetic pleas for attention."
Sorry, Hulkster, but "pathetic pleas for attention" run in the family.
Hogan: I'm Banned from Seeing My Crash Victim
Nick Hogan hasn't visited the kid he left paralyzed for life since he left prison -- but it's not for a lack of trying.
Nick was rolling in Vegas, when he told our cameras the reason he hasn't seen John Graziano -- who's been in a vegetative state since Nick's August, 2007 car crash -- is because John's family has refused to let him into the hospital.
But here's the million dollar question: Do you really blame them?