Linda Hogan Fur-ocious!
We got hold of this pic of Linda Hogan, who not only looks like a cougar, she apparently had several killed for her getup.
We don't know when it was taken, but she's covered in dead animals from head to God knows where.
Here's the irony. We're told Linda, who looks suspiciously like 87-year-old Carol Channing, is a PETA supporter, however, now we're thinkin' she meant pita supporter.
Maybe her 19-year-old boyfriend likes it furry.
UPDATE: And here's what PETA had to say about the cat-astrophe: "The cats made into this really bulky hat and coat were once vibrant and beautiful, but the skins from their slaughtered bodies make Linda Hogan look ten pounds heavier, out of touch, not a day under 70 and, need we add, stone cold-hearted."
Linda Hogan Supported By Jock
Hulk Hogan will pay dearly for the whole "I do" thing.
A judge just ruled he has to pay Linda $40,000 a month in support, at least temporarily. The divorce judge added the insult to injury ... $40k TAX FREE (for Linda) for the next year, while they hammer out the final terms of their divorce.
A lot of their fortune was declared off limits, but Hulk can withdraw $400,000 to pay his/her lawyers.
She gets the Bellaire, Fla. home and Hulk has to foot the utility bills. Think of it ... he has to pay the pool man she'll probably end up banging.
Is Hogan Hiding His Stash?
The legal battle between Linda and Hulk Hogan over a Las Vegas condo got interesting today when Linda's attorney accused Hulk of cleverly squirreling his money away ... far from the Graziano family.
Linda's attorney asked the Hulkster, "If you are so charitable as far as John Graziano is concerned, why did you form all these limited liability corporations after your son's accident?" Hulk said it's common practice. News to us.
For the less legally-inclined, people tend to put their assets into limited liability corporations to insulate themselves when they get sued ... like after your son nearly kills his best friend.
Brooke Hogan: Girl Got Beat!
Brooke Hogan's makeup has never looked better! The un-incarcerated, married or divorced Hogan just changed her MySpace photo to this.
Looks like Brooke feels life behind bars with little brother Nick would be better than dealing with the shenanigans of her family on the outside. We might have to agree with her on this one.
Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?
There is a very simple formula to figure out whether Brooke Hogan is looking good.
Brooke Hogan -- by herself -- in a bikini on the beaches of Miami is good.
Brooke, with her dad rubbing lotion on her backside, is bad.
This one falls under category A.
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Nick Learns to Make the Bed He's Laying In
While a judge delayed his ruling in the battle over the release of Nick Hogan's jail audiotapes (round two), Linda's attorney gave us several interesting Nick nuggets.
Among the highlights: Nick has "adapted" to jail, he makes his own bed and when he gets released, Nick will go and live with his mom. Is that an upgrade?
Hulk to Freddie: What'cha Gonna Do?
Freddie Prinze Jr. is free game for a verbal smackdown now that he works for the WWE -- which Hulk Hogan gladly gave him.
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The Hoegans "Greatful" for Their Sun
The Hoegans celebreated jailbird Nick's birfday by bringing a hole bunch of things he couldn't injoy -- inclooding a bday cake that dint make it threw the Safeway bakery spellchecker.
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Hogan Parents Offer Kids Career Advice, Nail File
Hulk and Linda had plenty to say outside jail after visiting Nick on his B-day. While Hulk joked about trying to bust his boy loose, mama Hogan wasn't as happy when we dropped a Playboy/Brooke bomb on her.
And get this: Hulk showed up to jail in a souped up, bright yellow Dodge. Bubba's clearly a rocket scientist.
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Jail to Nick Hogan: You're a Big Boy Now
This is one time when happy and birthday don't go together.
Nick Bollea celebrated his 18th birthday today by being transferred into Pinellas County Jail's Central Division -- where he will reside in the direct supervision housing section which hold around 70 adults and one correctional officer. Hulk told us Nick was a "janitor."
We're told Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan, Bubba the Love Sponge and bunch of Nick's friends sang "happy birthday" to him over a video monitor. After that, they were allowed to visit him two at a time. His sister Brooke was not there.
Brooke to Hulk: I'll Rub it in Myself Now
Brooke Hogan has learned two things from daddy Hulk: How to properly oil all her body parts and how to turn her skin into a fine orange leather.
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Happy Birthday Nick: Welcome to Big People Jail
Turning 18 has its benefits -- you get to vote, you can join the Army, and, if you're Nick Bollea, you get transferred to the adult section of jail.
Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to the adult portion of the facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.
The only way this won't go down is if a judge orders otherwise. He'll be released sometime in October.
Holding Cell Hogan Family Reunion
The Pinellas County Jail was overcrowded this weekend with mullets and peroxide blondes.
Hulk, Brooke and family friend Brian Knobbs visited the incarcerated Nick Hogan on the same day his mom Linda and girlfriend Ali stopped by.
Nothing keeps estranged families together like hard time.
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Graziano's Struggles Are Lifelong
John Graziano finally will be able to receive reconstructive cranialplasty surgery to replace the hole in his head -- now that the swelling has lessened enough for doctors to operate.
It has now been close to a year since the damaging car accident with Nick Hogan -- and John remains in a permanent state of hospital care.
The life of John Graziano has been permanently altered, and the Marine Corps Times tells of the struggles that Graziano now faces day to day ... a struggle that has been overshadowed by the Hogan family and their continuous drama.
Nick Hogan only thinks he has it bad.
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Linda & BoyToy's Wedding Date
Looking like a pair of Donatelladroids, TMZ spies caught 48-year-old sugar momma Linda Hogan and her equally peroxided 19-year-old lover Charlie Hill at a wedding on Saturday -- and thankfully it wasn't theirs.
The tantastic duo were snapped having a tender moment at the Sandpearl Resort in Clearwater, Fla., where we're told Linda was one of the oldest guests at the reception.
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Brooke to Hulk's GF: This Is What Daddy Likes
How the hell does Hulk Hogan tell his 30-something girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel (left) and his 20-year-old daughter Brooke (right) apart?!
Maybe Hulk can't either --- unless he rubbed lotion on Brooke's inner thighs and caught her panty dance on purpose!
Brooke and Jen compared notes while tanning together on Monday.