The Hogans

The Pinellas County Sheriff says that jailhouse calls are public records and that Nick can't expect any privacy within the jail. They say the records are "non-confidential" and that there's no special treatment for anyone. Even if your grandma makes homoerotic jokes about hot dogs.

TMZ obtained 26 hours of Nick's phone calls and rolled out some of the real howlers, including a ridiculous suggestion that God was punishing victim John Graziano, convos about Nick's reality show, and Granny's infamous d*** joke.

Having already lotioned up her inner thighs and "supervised" a Maxim photo shoot, Hogan continued the creepy trend by watching Brooke shake it with a burlesque troupe this weekend in South Beach. His Brooke-alike GF was there too.

In a ruling handed down today, Judge George Greer denied Linda's contempt of court motion, saying essentially that there's no evidence that Hulk violated a court order by not forking over the cash for the condo. As we first reported, Hulk wants to bail out on the deal, while Linda claims they agreed to close May 30 on the Palms Place pad and Hulk never paid up -- which she says he had no right to do.

Hulk told Bubba the Love Sponge that there are better ways to spend his fortune than on a $4.2 million "party palace" -- like the Graziano family. Memba' them?

Hulk and soon-to-be-ex wife Linda were in court in Clearwater, Fla., as Mrs. H. asked hizzoner to hold her estranged hubby in contempt for failing to close on a $4.2 million Vegas condo.

As we first reported, Hulk wants to bail out on the deal -- even if it means he loses his $840,000 deposit. Linda says they had an agreement to close on the condo and Hulk had no right to withhold the cash.

The judge is expected to rule this week.

UPDATE: Hogan's lawyers told us "It would be extremely unlikely that any judge would send Terry Bollea to jail for asking the court to consider what is appropriate and financially responsible."

We reported yesterday that L. Ho is on the outs with her 19-year-old Nick-alike and may have found her rebound guy. Turns out he's a convicted felon.

Linda's date, Louis Adkinson, was arrested five times in two years for fun things like carrying a concealed weapon, giving cops a false name and writing bad checks. This guy makes crazy Hulk look like a prize.

UPDATE: We spoke to Louis and he tells us that he is a Hogan family friend and has worked with Brooke in the past as a music producer. He also tells us he was in town to visit Nick. Louis says he's friends with both Hulk and Linda -- they're not dating.

Linda Hogan filed a motion yesterday against Hulk claiming she now "fears for her safety" because of him -- saying he's stalking her outside of their residences, has a history of violence towards her and "is capable of attacking [her] at any moment." Linda's looking to keep Hulk away from her and their Florida homes.

Hulk did attack her yesterday -- on a Tampa radio show.

Hulk attorney issued this statement: "Linda Bollea's allegations are pure fantasy, in line with her recent 911 call that has been widely played in the media. Since November, Terry Bollea has been in Los Angeles working. The limited time that he has spent in Florida has been solely to visit his son and daughter. In addition, he has no history of violence."

Sure, he looks older, but isn't dating a guy who rocks a porn stache and a sleeveless shirt to dinner a step backwards?

Hogan aired his dirty yellow laundry out on Bubba the Love Sponge's radio show this afternoon, talking about a motion Linda filed today in Pinellas County, Fla. claiming she's in "constant fear of her life" because of him.

The motion claims Hulk is stalking her, sitting outside their properties and that he "relentlessly and methodically follows her." Hogan went off, because he thinks he knows what's really going on.

Hogan told radio host Bubba the Love Sponge that Linda Hogan's younger-than-Brooke boyfriend, Charley Hill, is causing him all sorts of trouble -- driving Hulk's uninsured motorcycle, going through Nick's stuff and being the cause for Linda to call the cops on him.

This calls for a cage match!

Brooke Hogan recently posed for a spread in Maxim magazine, and Hulk was on set to watch her get wet and writhe around half-naked in the sand. Good thing he was there; we hear he's also a pro at applying suntan oil.

Nearly a year after Nick Hogan's crash, Graziano's attorney tells us that they haven't seen one red cent from "The Freedom Group," a charity that Hulk just happened to become the towel-waving spokesbeast for ... a week after the crash.

A source tells us that Freedom raised 60 grand last year, but it's unclear where any of that jack has landed. As we reported, they canceled their biggest fund-raising event -- the National Towel Wave -- because they didn't want to deal with Hogan drama.

UPDATE: High-profile Hogan attorney David Houston says, "To the best of my knowledge, the Graziano family has not requested assistance. A request must be made and go before the Board of Directors before a request can be granted. The J & J recovery fund is only a part of a much larger charity doing other things." Sean Chumura, one of the co-founders of Freedom, tells TMZ that Hulk was actually involved with the charity before the crash and that he's "absolutely not hiding" behind the charity.

In papers just filed in Florida, the Hulkster is asking a court to let him out of his obligation to close on the condo, which the couple bought in July of 2005 before their divorce battle began. He says that when the deal was made "the parties were living together and [Hulk's] career was in tact. Furthermore, the economy was stable." Oh, so this is all George Bush's fault?

Hulk also claims that an appraiser he hired found the condo to be worth a cool million bucks less than an appraiser Linda used. He's willing to lose their $840,000 down payment just to walk away.

The Freedom Group just 86'ed the 2008 "National Wave" -- which apparently involved a bunch of people across the country waving towels in unison at 9:00 PM on July 4 -- and blamed the Hogans. "We didn't want people entangling us into some soap opera," said Sean Chumura, one of the guys who set up the Wave, to the Beaver County (Pa.) Times. Chumura, you may remember, testified on Nick's behalf at his sentencing.

As for the Hogans, they tell TMZ, "We remain very supportive of The National Wave and look forward to participating in the event."

Hulk's soon-to-be ex called the cops back on May 22, claiming the Hulkster was camped outside her house, when a court order -- she claims -- prevented him from doing so. According to the police report, Linda was leaving her house when she spotted Hulk driving towards it -- so she decided to follow him!

So when she called 911, and explained she was following the man she claimed was harassing her, the 911 operator scolded her, saying, "Ma'am, ma'am -- stop following him!" And it gets better ...

Last night, Nancy Grace aired exclusive home video of John Graziano -- the victim in all this, lest we forget -- and what it's like for him in his day-to-day life.

Prison doesn't seem so bad now, does it Nick?