What's that Crap on Whitney's Head?
Anyone else think Whitney Port's hair accessory looks like a giant bird dropped a giant dump on her head? Anyone?
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Obama Framed by Heidi and Spencer
Today Barack Obama joins the exclusive ranks of an illustrious list of people ... like Heidi and Spencer!
Along with images of iconic celebs like George Clooney and Brad Pitt, the walls of Wolfgang Puck's Beverly Hills restaurant CUT feature the image of President Barack Obama and -- believe it or not -- everyone's favorite douchebag couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. For the record, the Speidi pics are the closest to Barack's pic.
The food at CUT is amazing, but the decor might make you lose your appetite.
Jesus Knows Who You Voted For
Sporting Barack Obama t-shirts, noted McCain supporters Heidi and Spencer went out for a bike ride in Los Angeles over the weekend.
Barack forgives you.
"Hills" Chick Spills Her Digits
Whitney Port is either very easy to pick up -- or she just gave this guy -- who totally hit on her at LAX -- the following phone number: 310-735-0099. Try it.
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"The Hills" Is, Like, Totally Whitewashed
There's a reason why BET had to come up with their own version of "The Hills" called "Baldwin Hills" -- not a single one of the main "characters" of LC's show is black.
We asked her how it's possible she has no black friends -- No LC, it wasn't a trick question.
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Speidi -- Our Marriage is Real ... and Secret!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want us to believe they really are married – but no one is ever going to see their marriage license. Because that's just how discreet they are.
The legality of the Speidi nuptials are being questioned because a judge that supposedly married them at L.A. Superior Court doesn't actually sit on the bench there and civil marriages aren't done in courtrooms anyway. Spence tells Us they "checked the confidentiality box" so no proof of marriage license.
Hilarious: MTV says they did capture Speidi on camera with the person who does all civil unions, but they did it after hours to avoid inconveniencing other couples.
Audrina Showers with Other Women on Her Mind
She was trying to be clean, but our mind was filled with dirty thoughts when Audrina told us what she likes to do in the shower.
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Santa: Save Your Breath, Speidi
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Audrina's Body of Work ... Her Body!!!
When Audrina Patridge tried on a two-piece at a Hollywood bikini store yesterday, even a seated Lauren Conrad stared in amazement at her unbelievable hotness.
Thank God pictures don't have sound!
BULLETIN: Someone Believes Speidi Wedding!
Audrina doesn't think the unholy union of Heidi & Spencer is a fake -- and if there's something Audrina knows, it's how to spot a phony pair.
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Speidi: The Kids "Are on Their Way"
Garner, Port -- Nailed at the Same Time
Quentin Tarantino -- this one's for you.
Jen and Whitney got pedicures at the same salon yesterday, and foot fetishists everywhere are forever in our debt.
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Audrina's School Boy Fantasy
Kids these days, they grow up so fast -- one minute they're wetting the bed and crying for mama, the next they're screaming "I want to f**k you" to reality stars from their school bus.
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Asses and Butt Cheeks -- The Speidi Honeymoon
Every cheesy, phoney, douchey and dare we say -- quasi-erotic -- moment during the Heidi and Spencer "honeymoon" in Mexico was captured on film (shocking, we know).
Over 100 shots that will make you vomit in your mouth -- but resistance is futile.
What a Giant Pair of ...
Heidi and Spencer, while on their Mexican honeymoon.
Nothing Says Forever ...
... like a pair of wedding rings that look like they were bought at a Hot Topic in the mall.
Best of luck to you, Heidi and Spencer.