Patridge Family Strip Down -- C'mon Get Happy!
Audrina Patridge won't do hardcore, but her equally hot, tattooed badass older sister is about as hardcore as it gets -- the proof is on her body.
The "Hills" star and her inked up older sis Casey busted out their bikinis and flaunted their ridiculously taut physiques at the Wet Republic party at the MGM Grand this weekend -- and we got more awesome video footage and still photos of them doing what they do best -- nothing -- than you will ever need in your entire life.
Oh, and if you weren't impressed enough -- Casey had a baby earlier this year. Sometimes life just ain't fair.
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With Audrina Away The Laurens Will Play
Lauren Conrad and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were in Las Vegas for Lo's birthday -- but it also could have been a sneaky way to celebrate that Audrina Patridge is finally out of their house.
Lo threw down at TAO Nightclub for her 22nd b-day -- which isn't actually until Monday.
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The Part of Audrina's BF Will Be Played By ...
They're a match made in scripted reality heaven. Even though Audrina's ditching "The Hills," she still won't ditch that d-bag boyfriend Justin Bobby.
At least now they can make out without the ever disapproving eye of LC.
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Spencer & Heidi: Conjoined at the Brain
Fame-whoring Siamese cheese balls Spencer and Heidi turned feeding the homeless at a downtown L.A. mission into yet another sad photo op on Wednesday.
Unfortunately, their condition is inoperable.
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Audrina Does Lines
The script in Audrina's hands can only mean one thing -- she's getting ready to shoot her reality show.
She's such a character, that one!
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What the Puck Is Jumping the Shark?
By adding portraits of Heidi & Spencer to the A-list covered walls of CUT restaurant in Bev Hills, Wolfgang Puck definitely "jumped the shark" this weekend. Just don't try asking him what that means.
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Audrina Sp-Hills the Beans
Audrina Patridge is not necessarily known for her wits, so when the whole moving out of L.C's pad came to light, sources close to Audrina tell TMZ that she pissed off the people at a major gossip rag.
We're told the magazine was paying for the exclusive story of Audrina's move -- but the news came out prematurely because Patridge couldn't keep her yapper closed.
Sources say the mag bit the bullet, and a story that everyone already knows will be on newsstands as soon as next week -- and Audrina gets to keep the cash.
Somewhere, someone is giving Audrina a serious case of the stinkface.
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Audrina on "MadTV" -- Worse Than Phelps?
It only took a week -- but we may have found someone worse than Michael Phelps at sketch comedy.
During last nights "MadTV," Audrina Patridge tried her best to perform on the second scripted show she's appeared on.
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Audrina -- Moving Out and Up!
"The Hills" ain't big enough for Audrina Patridge anymore.
Sources close to Audrina tell TMZ a spin-off show starring Audrina is "in the works." And it's all happening fast -- moving trucks are in front of the house she shares with Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth right now.
The spin-off news comes on the same day it was announced she'll be starring in a horror movie called "Sorority Row." We smell an Oscar!
MTV released this statement: "MTV has no plans for a spin-off with Audrina."
LC's Roses Hate Heidi
Flowers are the key to LC's heart -- especially when the bouquet comes with a note slamming her chestically enhanced, famewhore of a mortal enemy!
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Heidi's Bday Faker Than Her Hair, Nose and Boobs
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He Doesn't Love You
And we don't mean Spencer.
Audrina Patridge Is a Natural Blonde
Who knew?!
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Kristin Cavallari Drunk and Irrelevant
She may be having trouble getting on TV these days, but one thing's for sure -- Kristin Cavallari ('memba her?!) has no problem getting into bars.
Last night outside One Sunset, KC was, well ... let's just say it's good she got a cab.
L.C. -- Rear-ender Offended Her
We know Lauren Conrad is plenty sore because her clothes are selling about as well as the Shauna Sand celibacy kit. A minor rear-ender outside Katsuya last night could only add injury to insult.
Springer to Speidi: Even I Don't Go There
Jerry Springer said he wouldn't have Heidi and Spencer get married on his show because celebrities aren't allowed on. Wait, so what's the problem?