God Save the Pope from the Dope
As if the Heidi and Spencer wedding circus wasn't sacrilegious enough.... Now she tells us she's hoping to score the Pope as the priest for her televised nuptials.
Will the divorce be carried live, too?
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Audrina -- Stacked Four High
Audrina Patridge busted out a little girl-on-girl action at a pool in Las Vegas over the weekend.
Her friend's smile isn't nearly as big as hers.
Spencer: I'd Make Phelps My Bitch
The thought of Spencer Pratt in a Speedo is enough to make anyone throw up in their mouths, but Heidi's delusional he-bitch says he'd take on Michael Phelps in the Olympics and win.
Do they give gold medals for douchebaggery?
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Audrina Goes Down... Under
Sure, we're used to catching Audrina walking the streets -- but now she's got a new companion. The John Doe is Aussie BMX racer Corey Bohan - who apparently prefers Audrina's hills over Australia's deserts. Sorry Justin Bobby - looks like Corey's riding that bike now.
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LC -- Officially Worthless
Lauren Conrad is a free woman.
We've learned that Kitson -- the boutique that was just trying to do a buy-one-get-one deal for LC's clothing line -- has finally just thrown up its hands and is giving away the rest of its Lauren overstock. At least they've found a reasonable destination: They're giving away her collection to Caitlin's Closet, a charity that gives girls dresses for their big events, like the prom and homecoming.
Gives new meaning to that old saw, "Off like a prom dress," doesn't it?
Heidi Puts the "Ho" in Shopaholic
"The Hills" must pay some serious cash because yesterday Heidi Montag looked for clothes -- and mucho attention -- at Kitson, Madison, Cartier, Chanel, Fendi and Barneys New York.
She shopped, posed and gave props to Jesus -- an honest day's work for a good Christian girl.
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And On the 7th Day He Said "Let Girls Go Wild"
Heidi Montag's boyfriend/mouthpiece says she'll never do Playboy because it's against "her faith" -- but being buds with pimpresario Joe Francis, that's cool with the big dude upstairs, right?
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Audrina Patridge: Better on Mute
Our photog slammed Audrina with Qs on Robertson -- hitting her up about hanging with Verne Troyer, cranky neighbors, Playboy and "Hills" DC -- and while she didn't say much, she sure looked good doing it.
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Lauren Conrad Chokes at Own Fashion Show
Awkard silence, painful narration and mediocre fashion -- in a nut shell, L.C.'s show yesterday was hilarious.
With only two fashion models to support her, Lauren ran out of gas, referring to one of her outfits as "there's this." That sure makes us want to buy it.
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D.C. "Hills" -- Calling All Brodys!
A new reality show billed as "The Hills" set on Capitol Hill is about to start filming in D.C., with just one problem: they're a having a tough time casting people with a Y chromosome.
As we reported earlier, episodes will center around bombshell Katherine Kennedy (above) and her friends' extensive charity work. Of course it'll all devolve into party, party, cat fight, bitch, bitch, bitch faster than you can say "I did not sleep with that woman." And there's more!
LC to "Dolls" Producer: You're Insane!
LC is responding to allegations from her neighbors -- namely "Pussycat Dolls" reality show producer/"Last American Virgin" star Steven Antin. She says she doesn't throw crazy parties, and says Antin is "insane."
Name calling is always a good start to mending neighbor relations.
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Brody to Spencer: Dude, Don't Go Nude!
Brody Jenner cracked up when he heard his BFF-turned-foe Spencer Pratt was offered to expose his hose in Playgirl -- and randomly had a t-shirt perfectly explaining why it'd be a bad idea.
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Spencer Pratt Killed Playgirl
Even the mere thought of Spencer Pratt posing nude was enough to kill Playgirl.
Rumors floated around the Internet last week Pratt was considering an offer to pose for the mag. It took a few days, but sure enough Playgirl announced yesterday they were shutting down the mag and only focusing on their web site.
Coincidence?
UPDATE: Too bad for you Playgirl! Spencer tells us he turned their offer down, adding "I was the last hope!"
LC to Teen Choice: I'm Not Worthy!
Even Lauren Conrad realizes there's more to life than "The Hills."
TMZ has learned LC is giving up the surfboard she won at this year's Teen Choice Awards for living her life on TV to someone a lot more deserving -- a 13-year-old Leukemia patient who was up for the $100,000 Do Something Award and lost.
Conrad met the kid, Pat Pedraja, at a Teen Choice pre-party Saturday where she presented him with $10,000 check from Do Something for his work recruiting bone marrow donors from minorities across the country.
We hear she personally slipped him an iPod Touch she filled with her favorite music. It ain't $100,000 bucks -- but we're working with a reality TV budget here.
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Audrina: This Is Why She's Hot
Sometimes we can't think of any reason Audrina Patridge is famous. Other times, we can think of two.
Audrina did what she does best at the DKNY Jeans Beach House in Malibu yesterday. Sometimes it's best to stick to what you know.
LC's Key to Getting Home -- Other People
Lauren Conrad was lookin' a little wobbly on her feet outside the Key Club last night. But, unlike Mr. LaBeouf, this is one girl who knows it's best to park it in the passenger seat when it's time to go home.
