Audrina's Skanky Coverup
After showing the world your goodies in photos, naturally the next step is to show them in person.
Following in the mansize 11 footsteps of Paris Hilton, and other more demure chicks like Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra, Audrina from "The Hills" took the stage for the Pussycat Dolls lounge at PURE in Las Vegas. She was dressed in her very best hoochie chic.
Frankly, Scarlet, she looked better naked.
Audrina Patridge Hides Her Hills
It's hard to picture "The Hills" star Audrina Patridge in any other light than a nude one, but you gotta give it to the girl. She looks just as hot in clothes as she does out of them!
Audrina Asked the Dreaded Question
Audrina Patridge almost made it to her car outside STK last night without being asked about those naughty naked school girl pics. Almost.
Though a completely valid question about her newfound popularity, the "Hills" star was not having it.
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From Nobody to Pussycat Skank in a Flash
Just one week after her nude pics were "leaked" on the Internet, Audrina Patridge has gone from nobody the brunette on "The Hills" to stripping Pussycat Doll. Another skank is born!
Now that everyone knows what kind of girl she really is, Audrina is getting top billing -- and around $5k -- to take her clothes off with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas on Friday. We're told her peeps have been working overtime to pimp her out hardcore to cash in on her new found notoriety. Just a few months ago, 'Drina couldn't get into Hyde -- now she's getting paid to host a night at PURE and drink for free in a VIP booth. Dontcha wish your naked pics were hot like hers!
Looks like Audrina is taking a page straight from the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Hollywood Handbook -- and her sex tape hasn't even surfaced yet!
Her rep tells us she's not performing, just introducing the Dolls on stage. The rep adds, for the record, this gig was locked in way before the nudie pics surfaced.
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Barf the Bunny
Speidi relished in the press opportunity holiday spirit and went on a quaint little Easter egg hunt in L.A. Saturday.
Tick tock, kids. Don't put all your eggs in the "Hills" basket. You've got about 10 minutes left.
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Hey LC! Try Not To Bite the Hand That Feeds You!
Lauren Conrad doesn't know when to shut up. In this week's Us Magazine, poor Lauren goes off about betrayal and how she was stabbed in the back by BFFs Brody and Audrina. Then she goes off on her blog, claiming that her words were twisted. Uh, not quite.
We'll explain.
Audrina's Nude Pics: Naughty, a Nice Career Move
No one cared about "The Hills" second fiddle, Audrina Patridge -- until those nude pics hit the internet. Did we mention they're really hot?
TMZ has been flooded with photo and video agencies hawking Audrina footage -- nearly 100 photos have made the rounds in the last two days.
BTW, the new season of "The Hills" starts in less than a week. Coincidence?
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Lauren Conrad: Magazine Headline is Bulls***!
Lauren Conrad is mad about a recent magazine headline -- saying the mag spun her spread into another "poor me" interview. Aw, poor Lauren!
LC is most likely referring to this week's US Weekly cover -- which in big letters states that Lauren was "Betrayed by Brody and Audrina." LC's rebuttal, posted on her MySpace page, says, "I don't feel betrayed by Audrina and Brody ... I value my friendships over magazine sales any day."
She ends her blog by saying "hope everyone tunes in on Monday." Nice plug.
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Audrina: No Clothes, No Problem!
Audrina has no regrets about taking it all off for some nudie pictures.
Great, because there's plenty of guys who don't regret looking at 'em!
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Audrina's Hills Are ALIVE!
The hot rumor on "The Hills" was always that Lauren Conrad had a sex tape -- but who knew that it was Audrina who was the really naughty one all along? O. M. G.
TMZ obtained this snap of Audrina looking every bit the dirty schoolgirl, and taken, we hear, before "The Hills" and just after A-Pat graduated from high school. She'd done some bikini modeling, but decided to go the full Audi to have a go at Playboy. It wasn't like she needed the money, as anyone who watches "The Hills" knows.
In a statement made through her rep, Audrina tells TMZ "I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me."
Heidi's Got the Hills to Pay the Bills
Although Heidi Montag just graced the cover of a major magazine to say she was "betrayed" by Spencer -- Montag and Mayor McCheese were together at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas last night stinking up the dance floor.
Heidi once again wooed Spence by lip-syncing a song for him -- but this time, it wasn't her horrendous single. It was "Baby Got Back."
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"Hills" Chick Likes Bongs and Butt Sex?!
Whitney Port has some image-crushing friends -- LC's sidekick's buds were heard yelling some extremely embarrassing confessions outside Hyde last night.
Heidi Montag's starting to look like a positively good pal, now isn't she?
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Britney and Heidi Sing Duet, World Nears End
If Britney Spears is singing with Heidi Montag, poor Brit Brit is worse off than anyone realized. And this is a woman who's been hospitalized for her issues -- twice.
KIIS-FM's "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" debuted the song "Dramatic," which features a breathy, nasally Britney switching off verses with her cheap imitator Heidi. According to Perez Hilton though, Britney didn't really sing on the track -- rather Heidi's people found an old demo recording of Britney's that never made it onto any of her albums.
Grab a barf bag listen.
Heidi Montag's Stepbrother Dies in Accident
The stepbrother of "Hills" star Heidi Montag has died in a freak accident at a hotel where he worked in Colorado.
Eric O'Hara, a member of the 82nd Airborne Division and a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, died a month after his discharge from the Army after falling off of an icy roof.
O'Hara was working at the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel Thursday, helping to remove snow from the resort's roof. According to the Rocky Mountain News, he had just released a safety clip he was attached to so he could move along the roof when a piece of ice broke loose and he slid down the sloped roof and fell over the edge.
Heidi's father Bill married O'Hara's mother Terri.
In statement to TMZ, Heidi says, "Losing my brother, at an early age is such a tragedy. I just loved him more than anything. He was just so patriotic. He really wanted to go to and help and do all that he could for his country. He felt like it was his duty. I'll really miss him."
Meter Runs Out on Audrina
Audrina Patridge was given no special treatment by parking officials yesterday while hanging with BFF Lauren Conrad. A bewildered and giggly Patridge ran out to collect her ticket once the meter maid drove off.
Even funnier than watching the pseudostar getting ticketed is watching the star tour bus that passes -- and completely ignores her! Fauxlebrity can be such a bitch.
Speidi Gambles with Fame in Atlantic City
Out of their usual SoCal element this weekend, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seemed oddly bereft of Speidi Sense™ (the ability to suck a photo op or other fame-grabbing opportunity from thin air).
In Atlantic City to host a party at club Mur.Mur. in the Borgata Hotel and Casino, we spotted the couple going past the slots, and, believe it or not, Heidi actually hid from the camera. We're told that the pair only spent a few minutes inside the club, and, citing illness, the pair called it a night early. True story.