Heidi Montag -- or Morgan Fairchild?
It's uncanny! Heidi is becoming Morgan Fairchild -- one part at a time! The new nose, the boobs, the lacquered hair -- she's looking nearly as fake as "The Hills."
It's only a matter of time until we can't tell them apart at all.
We're just sayin'...
Spencer Has Nametag But No Montag
Spencer Pratt did his good deed for the day; serving up a little veggie delight at the Los Angeles Mission in downtown L.A. on Christmas Eve. How corny is that?!
The question is: With that grin, and those eyes, is the name-check really necessary? Does anyone in the developed world not know who this man is?
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Heidi Montag Appears Spencer-Free
TMZ cameras caught "The Hills" star Heidi Montag out in Hollywood, without her usually attached-at-the-hip used-to-be-boyfriend/turned fiance/turned back to boyfriend/manager, Spencer whatshisname.
And the girl appeared to have no problem having a good time all by her lonesome. The only buzzkill of the night for the enhanced blonde beauty was the fact that the club played the Spice Girls as she was on her way out. Girl wants to get down!
Airline to Brody Shut it Down or Get Off!
Ladykiller Brody Jenner nearly missed a scheduled appearance at Chicago nightclub Enclave on Saturday night, after he got booted from an American Airlines flight shortly before takeoff in Dallas.
And he wasn't the only troublemaker. An A.A. spokesperson tells TMZ that "several passengers refused to comply with flight attendant's requests to turn off electronic devices. They became verbally abusive toward the flight attendants and were removed from the plane by airport police." For the love of Spencer Pratt!
No charges were filed against the "Hills" hottie and his pals.
TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking.com reports they eventually hopped an ATA flight to the Windy City, where Brody told partygoers, "I guess I won't be flying American Again!" His powers of deductive reasoning are amazing!
Attempts to reach Brody and his reps were unsuccessful.
Brody Ditches BFF for Babes
You would think Brody Jenner, the ultimate Bro, as it were, would know that ol' nightlife chestnut, "Bros before hos."
But TMZ caught Brody leaving the Hollywood hotspot last night with two hotties and buddy Frankie Delgado -- but Frankie refused to get in the passenger seat of the car because he didn't like the look of the driver.
Brody took off, leaving his sidekick on the sidewalk. Dude!
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Heidi Actually Embarrasses Spencer
Shameless though he is, there may only be one thing in the world that can embarrass Spencer Pratt, and TMZ witnessed it last night.
Blasting a track from her meagerly-anticipated debut CD from her car outside of Koi, Heidi Montag did a very, very, loose Mariah Carey impression and failed miserably -- as Spencer could only watch in what can only be described as horror. "The Hills" are not alive with the sound of Heidi's soprano!
No word on whether her insistence on wailing at the wedding contributed to the event's cancellation.
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Brody Hits 'Em Hard in Atlantic City
Brody Jenner proved yet again why life is good if your name is Brody Jenner.
El Brodo brought his Jen-tourage, including business partner Jared Najjar, to Mixx nightclub at the Borgata in Atlantic City, and TMZ got him shouting out to us -- and our managing editor, Harvey Levin -- as he entered the club.
Later, we obtained footage of Brody slamming the sticks and showing off his percussive prowess -- with the usual retinue of fetching young women all up in his face.
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Speidi Wedding is OFF!
TMZ has learned that the royal wedding of the year is O-F-F! *crickets* *snickering* *chortling*
An MTV insider tells us that America's favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, have come to their collective senses and called off their impending nuptials (which were never going to happen anyway) ... for now. As for their relationship, they're still together ... for now. At least until season four!
What's that you say? We had you at Speidi?
Details, as they will no doubt say, to follow ...
Heidi and Spencer -- The Living Hallmark Card
Realicouple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went Christmas tree shopping yesterday in the San Fernando Valley town of Woodland Hills -- and they even make that seem rehearsed. Gag us with a jackhammer!
The pair hugged and kissed as they perused the tree selection, while "Feliz Navidad" played in the background. Cue the fake snow! (And can someone please tell Heidi it's 75 degrees in LA. No scarf necessary.)
Do they live inside a snow globe, too?
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Back to the "Hills!" -- Audrina Rejected!
Audrina Patridge got a double dose of dis last night in front of Hyde -- and joined the unfortunate ranks of Tara Reid, Chyna and Gummi Bear.
Not only would the club not make room for Audrina and her friends, who had just attended a show next door at the Laugh Factory, but a passerby called her "LC" -- her more famous "Hills" co-star. OMG!
BTW, Audrina was, like, totally cool about it.
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Heidi and Spencer Assaulted -- By Questions
If the History Channel ever needs a template on which to base a Spanish Inquisition reenactment, they need to look no further!
Super-duper couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were walking to their car Friday night, and if they thought it would be a quiet, romantic stroll through the streets of Santa Monica -- they were dead wrong.
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Audrina's Pants Are on Fire!
What writers strike? Audrina Patridge didn't seem too worried about the prospect of losing work as she made her way to the Green Door in Hollywood last night ...
... because everyone knows "The Hills" isn't fake.
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Heidi and Spencer: It's All Down "Hills" in Vegas
Heidi and Spencer, that irksome couple from the sorta reality show "The Hills," ventured out of California this past weekend -- and to TMZ's surprise and horror, the couple we love to hate turned out to be nice. Damn them!
TMZ shot this video of the blonde twosome at JET nightclub at The Mirage in Las Vegas, where the two kindly greeted fans and graciously posed for photos with them. No drama, no backstabbing -- not even a little snitty arguing!
"Hills" Chicks Get Lohan's Sloppy Seconds
Lindsay Lohan is a bigger star than LC and Audrina combined ... and she has the paparazzi following to prove it!
Cameras swarmed H&M in L.A. as LiLo shopped, with Lindsay fighting to get through a wall of photogs when she made her exit.
LC & Audrina ... not so much.
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Christmas with the Conrads
Lauren here with the latest from My Mobile Life.
It's barely November, but this week, my family and I got together to shoot pictures for our annual Christmas card! This time, my mother, father, brother, sister and I gathered in Laguna Beach to get the perfect yuletide shot.
Each year we pick a color theme for the photo. This time we decided on navy and white. It was a lot of fun to pose with my family, but it was particularly cold that day, so I was freezing! Just like Christmas in the rest of the country!
I hope everyone had a safe and fun Halloween.
Until next time!
xoxo
Lauren
"The Hills" Girls -- No Tricks, All Treat
No chills in these "Hills" -- LC and Audrina opted for sexy over scary for their Halloween costumes this year.
TMZ caught Conrad and Patridge at Les Deux last night for "The Hills" Halloween party, where the two showed up as a sexy-suited sailor and an '80s "Like a Virgin" Madonna.
While Audrina had no problem showing off her costume before hopping into a limo, LC hid in a valet booth as she waited for her car. Ahoy!