The Hills

It's Lauren with the latest from My Mobile Life.

Last week, Audrina and I went to the KIIS-FM Homecoming concert in Los Angeles. We introduced Ryan Seacrest at the show! The concert was a lot of fun, and we got to hear some great musical acts like Timbaland. Unfortunately, we missed Gwen Stefani's performance because we had to leave early for a Halloween party. The funny thing was that everyone got picked up and dropped off in Escalades, but Audrina and I were driven in a minivan! Not the hippest car -- but we rocked it out anyway!

Oh, and this week, Audrina is hosting a Halloween party at Les Deux. She's going as Madonna during her "Like a Virgin" era, while I'm going as a sailor. Should be a blast!

On a more serious note, my family's former cabin near Lake Arrowhead was lost in the wildfires that ravaged Southern California. We no longer owned it -- but my parents sold it to a friend of the family and the house was furnished with all our old stuff. We were lucky that no one was hurt. So many people in Southern California had to evacuate, and over 2,000 people lost their homes. Thankfully, firefighters worked hard, and by the time this posts, the fires should all be out!

If you want to pitch in and help, The American Red Cross is the best place to start. You can log onto redcrossla.org or call 1-800-help-now (1-800-435-7669). They need donations and volunteers.

Thank you!

xoxo,

TMZ cameras caught the crew filming an upcoming episode of the show, as Audrina Patridge and her on-again-off-again douchebag boyfriend, Justin Bobby, got into a screaming match near the club's main entrance. Audrina can be seen giving Justin the double-barrel salute as she screams, "He doesn't even have the balls to come and talk to me!"

After Audrina retreated to the parking lot -- sans Justin -- the MTV crew sprinted after her -- happy that something interesting actually happened on the often stare-filled show.

Photographers snapped LC and Whitney -- and a few of their closest "Hills" production staff friends -- enjoying lunch on Thursday. Pretend we're not here!

It's just like a documentary -- and wrestling, Jerry Springer and infomercials!

Hey Guys,

It's Lauren with the latest from My Mobile Life.

I had some down time this week, so my friend and I enjoyed a day of lunching and shopping. Aren't those days the best?! Before we could begin our retail therapy, we stopped off for a little boost at a coffee shop. With our energy up to par, we decided to hit up the Virgin Megastore for some DVDs.

Since I don't have cable -- shh! don't tell MTV -- I wanted to pick up the latest season of "Entourage" to see what I've been missing. I also wanted to get "Knocked Up" -- the movie that is! It's such a funny film and knew I had to get the extras with extended and deleted scenes.

With my movie-watching needs met, it was time to catch up on magazines. Working at "Teen Vogue," it's important to see what the other mags have in their issues.

I have to run now and check out all my new purchases.

xoxo,

Cameras snapped the gruesome twosome of Heidi and Spencer filming scenes of the fauxality show at LAX (the airport, not the club) on October 12. At first, all appears legit as Spencer is seen dropping off Heidi, appropriately enough, at the curb. But minutes (and a costume change) later, the douchebag duo shoot another scene, making it look like Heidi has just returned from visiting her folks in Colorado. Faster than the Concorde!

It's official: everything about Heidi and Spencer is a sham! Team Elodie.

A rep for MTV says "This was a pickup shot for continuity that in no way affected the storyline."

This is Lauren with the latest from My Mobile Life.

I started off this week by going to a fabulous party for the new Pink Line from Victoria's Secret. The event was staged to look like a sorority house -- with keg stands, pink beer bongs and bartenders wearing Greek letters. It was so much fun, and really felt like a college party -- except everyone was dressed better -- and no one threw up!

Then it was back to work, as I headed downtown to my showroom to meet with the woman who transfers the design sketches into the computer. I'm currently working on my new Spring/Summer '08 line of dresses, skirts and tops. The collection is super cute and should be out early next year.

On my way home, I saw the weirdest thing on Sunset Blvd. -- a guy on stilts just hanging out in a tree! It was so bizarre -- but I guess that's just another day in Hollywood!

Halloween is next week and I can't decide between three costumes! More on that next time!

xoxo,

The great Wahl added two middle-finger exclamation points as he cast his vote, along with a couple of potshots for good measure.

Hey Everybody,

It's Lauren with the latest from My Mobile Life.

This week, I headed out of L.A. and was off to the Big Apple. I love NY! The city has such great energy -- and the best shopping!

But my trip wasn't all play, in fact, for the most part, I was there for work. Luckily, my friend kept me company while I zipped around town in cabs. It's fun to actually be able to relax and not have to drive everywhere!

In between meetings, we stopped for our usual coffee breaks. I thought there were a lot of Starbucks in L.A., but in NYC there's literally one on every corner. Thank God!

Manhattan was awesome, but in a NY minute -- it was over -- and we were back in a cab headed to JFK to catch a flight home!

I'll tell you more after the jet lag wears off!

xoxo,

When we say the pair, we mean the pair. Just Heidi, Spencer -- and a hand-held camera. Apparently, the couple is trying to save money by shooting it themselves. No doubt one of Spencer's harebrained schemes.

While it pains to give props to Spencer, having Heidi roll around on the beach in a bikini was definitely a good idea.

If the flagrant photo ops don't make you sick, then maybe the glare of Heidi and Spencer's giant white Chiclet teeth will! Check out those chompers.

The "couple" is lending their "fame" to help raise awareness for World Hunger Relief Week, hosting a fundraiser at a Hollywood Taco Bell. For their support, Taco Bell is making a $10,000 donation to the World Food Programme, but did not agree to take the blame for spreading the rumors about L.C.'s sex tape.

Coincidentally, a hacker got into Heidi's personal site yesterday, posting a message as Heidi, claiming credit for inventing the L.C. sex tape rumors -- and now Spencer and Heidi are both trying to investigate who did the hacking.

Spencer tells us, "We've got Jack Bauer on it ... hopefully he'll be sober." Hilarious, Spence. Hilarious.

Hey Guys,

Lauren here -- with the latest from My Mobile Life.

Audrina and I headed to the airport for our trip to Las Vegas for a Virgin America launch party. Before our flight, we hung out a little too long in a restaurant in the terminal and had to-- and had to literally run to make the flight! Once on board, Audrina made ink handprints for an American Red Cross charity -- getting the ink off turned out to be a really big mess!

Once in Vegas, we stayed at the Wynn, which is a beautiful hotel. Before the party, we had a delicious sushi dinner at Okada and checked out the awesome waterfall inside. The party, which was celebrating the airline's new Vegas to San Fran route, was held at the hotel's Tryst lounge, and everyone from Carmen Electra to Pam Anderson was there. It was a lot of fun, but by midnight, I was ready to call it a night!

Before we knew it, we were back on the plane and on our way home. It was a quick trip, but Audrina and I had a blast!

Until next time!

xoxo,

Lauren

Behold the shiny, color coordinated and not so bright Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. White Anglo-Saxon Fame Whores!

Hey Everybody,

It's Lauren, giving you the latest from My Mobile Life.

This week I got to spend a lot of time stuck in traffic! Because the freeway was bumper to bumper, I was late getting to an appointment at MTV. Luckily, I had video to prove it!

Afterwards, I had to zip across town to meet up with pattern makers for my new summer fashion line. I looked over sketches and made some last-minute decisions for the collection. They looked great and the line is going to be super cute!

Then it was back on the road, as I headed down to Orange County to get my hair done for a quick trip to Vegas. Even though I live in L.A. now, I still like to see my old hairstylist near where I grew up in Laguna Beach. She's the best!

I'll let you know about my Vegas trip next time!

xoxo,

Lauren

TMZ spotted the spawn of Bruce headed for a cab last night with pal Frankie Delgado in tow. But where Brody usually enters a cab with an unnamed blonde (or the occasional brunette), this time it was just the boys.

Everyone needs time alone once in awhile.

A suddenly camera-shy Pratt found the issues serve as more than just proof of his "Hills" villain girlfriend's fifteen minutes of fame; they also work well as a paparazzi repellent. Priggish Pratt used the tween mags to fend off his adoring flock. Flock that.