The Hills

Still in need of a frightening Halloween costume? How about going as one of these two fame whore cheeseballs? Better act quick, they won't be around for long!

Seriously. We're not kidding.

The "Hills" duo is helping Yum Restaurants (Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, A&W and Long John Silver) and the The World Food Programme raise awareness and funds during World Hunger Relief Week.

Apparently, every other "celebrity" was too busy.

The smiling lothario was leaving club Opera in L.A. over the weekend -- and the playa, playa was handholding with a cute blond -- who was handholding with a hot brunette! They all walked to Brody's ride, where more men and women were waiting in the car -- after-party in the Rolls Royce!

This guy can pull some of the hottest ladies around! Guess the ride, the money and a reality show don't hurt!

TMZ caught the "Hills" cutie outside of Il Tramezzino on Friday night with boyfriend/slacker Justin-Bobby. When asked if she'd seen the recent crotchograph she gave paps last Thursday, Audrina replied, "I don't have the Internet in my apartment."

Way to hook up those girls, MTV!

Give the girl credit -- at least she's wearing panties. And they're white. That means she's pure.

TMZ caught the "Hills" star leaving Opera, where she was photog-friendly until she got into a waiting taxi. Conrad covered her face as she sat in the cab with the window rolled down.

Perhaps she meant to roll that tinted window up.

Heidi and Spencer just seem to show up anywhere Lauren is, and unfortunately for them, they went home awardless. Heidi didn't even get an honorable mention for "Best Purchased Rack." Competition must've been stiff.

Lauren Conrad's sidekick was caught by TMZ as she left the Intermix party last night at their new Robertson Blvd. store. Surrounded by a few snapping paps, Port told photogs, "I think Lauren and Audrina are leaving."

The photogs, TMZ included, took the bait and ditched Port. That wily Whitney! LC was nowhere in sight!

Last night was no exception, as LC and buddy Audrina Patridge were caught by TMZ leaving Element in Hollywood, where they were once again asked about their villainous ex-friend.

A better question -- what does LC think about Heidi's music career?!

Friends of booblicious Baywatch star Pam Anderson are concerned over her hard-partying ways. A source told Page Six, "She parties almost every night...and she's got Hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don't think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate.

Friends say that her romance with amateur porn kingpin Rick Salomon isn't helping matters. "The went wild over the [MTV] VMA weekend. I just watched them party with my jaw open," reports the Post.

Did she or didn't she? The blonde frenemy of Lauren Conrad has finally come clean about the pair of large pillows she's now sporting on her chest. The 21-year-old fiance/pawn of "Hills" mimbo Spencer Pratt admits to Us Weekly that yes, her breasts have been surgically enhanced.

Despite rumors, Heidi swears it was her idea, not scurrilous Spencer's, to get cosmetic surgery. "He said, 'maybe you should think about it a lot longer."

But Heidi wanted surgery -- more than life. "Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don't wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it. I just wanted it so badly."

Karrine Steffans, the woman behind "Confessions of a Video Vixen," has a new book out, chock full with salacious new stories of her sexy romps.

"The Vixen Diaries" is billed as a self-help book but still mentions her time with actors and musicians like Jamie Foxx, Bobby Brown and Bill Maher. And she puts to rest the rumors that she split up Halle Berry and Eric Benet and Chris and Malaak Rock.

Reports the Daily News, she calls Maher "the love of my life," and dedicates the book to him.

TMZ caught the terrible twosome coming out of One Sunset after a birthday dinner for Heidi last night, where Spencer proclaimed, "We're friends with everybody!"

Whatever helps him sleep at night.

Granted, this clip of the villainous "Hills" twosome partaking in some serious dance floor PDA isn't as exciting/atrocious as Heidi's performance the same night, it's pretty sickening nonetheless.

As the two played a game of tonsil hockey at club LAX, pink-topped blogger Perez Hilton could do nothing but watch -- presumably in abject horror.

Resident Hills biatch-turned-wannabe-pop star Heidi Montag britneyspearsed her way through her new single at club LAX in Vegas this weekend -- but her lips were synching almost as fast as her fan base.

Today is the launch date for Lauren Conrad's new clothing line. Coincidentally, today is the same day as her ex-BFF Heidi Montag's birthday! Lauren's pretty business savvy -- go girl!

The hip new line is currently offered only on the web -- perhaps Spencer can order Heidi a birthday dress! Perhaps there's a discount for frenemies?!

"The Hills" pair were friendly with paparazzi, but looked extremely uncomfortable. Camera shy? Lauren, being the junior businesswoman she is, told photogs they, "Gotta watch 'The Hills'" if they want to know how she and Heidi are getting along.