Jamie Foxx Who Wants To Hear My Vin Diesel, Jay-Z Impersonation?!

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MY BEST VINPRESSION
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Wanna hear Jamie Foxx's spot-on-call-it-a-night-and-put-the-kids-to-bed impersonation of Vin Diesel and Jay-Z? We got you.

Jamie was leaving Mr Chow Wednesday night in Bev Hills when we told him about Vin's plan to reboot "Miami Vice" for NBC. Jamie's face not only lit up with excitement ... he busted out Vin's famous line from "The Fast and the Furious."

It gets better ... we ask Jamie if Phil Collins should do the new "Miami Vice" soundtrack. Jamie loves the idea and suggests Phil collaborate with Jay-Z.

Check it out ... Jamie gives us an awesome sample.

Halle Berry Chuggin' Whiskey At Comic-Con

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DOWN THE HATCH!
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Halle Berry just showed up her "Kingsman: The Golden Circle" co-stars ... by taking their shots of whiskey and raising them a whole damn glass.

Halle and the cast were on a panel at San Diego's Comic-Con Thursday when they started passing around shots. Channing Tatum poured her about 5 shots worth into a pint and, after intense peer pressure from the crowd ... she slammed it!

More proof she's definitely not pregnant ... if ya needed that.

Someone's going to bed early tonight.

Larry David Hilariously Mocks Howie Mandel With Assist from Doc Rivers

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WHAT'S SHAKIN'?
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Here's what you need to know about this video ...

Howie Mandel and Larry David both have a "thing" when it comes to shaking hands.

Howie's got mysophobia and won't do it because of the germs. Larry's not a huge fan of handshaking either.

So, when they were leaving Craig's the other day after a meal with Doc Rivers, the group was discussing the proper way to say goodbye ... shake or no shake?

It's pretty funny stuff. Almost makes ya feel like you're living in an episode of 'Curb.'

Jessie 'Mr. PEC-Tacular' GIVES EPIC WEDGIE After Thumb Wrestling Domination

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SUPER WEDGIE!!
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Word to the wise ... if you see Jessie "Mr. PEC-Tacular" Godderz on the streets, DON'T challenge him to a thumb wrestling match, or your butthole might just pay the price.

Our TMZ camera guy learned that the hard way in Manhattan, when he faced off against the jacked "Big Brother" legend in a battle of opposables ... and LOST.

What was on the line? Loser gets a wedgie.

Well, our guy lost ... and the punishment was so bad, Jessie literally ripped the photog's undies as he pulled 'em over his head.

Ice up, son.

Denny's Fist Fight Now That's a Grand Slam Breakfast!!!

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I'LL HAVE THE GRAND SLAM

A brawl broke out at a Denny's in New York and it was epic.

The action was captured by comedian Nick Nack Pattiwhack -- who's famous for "breaking in" to his friend, NBA star Anthony Davis' home earlier this year ... and constantly saying to his friend "Oh no! What is you doing, baby?" He's become a household meme since.

Naturally ... he does the same thing here.

As for the fight, it's unclear what exactly started it. Either way ... punches eventually get thrown and dishes start falling.

Another slam in the books.

'The Price is Right' Lady Assplant That Wheel's a Bitch!!!

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COME ON DOWN

"The Price is Right" contestant Renee was rocking some Drew Carey-themed fingernails on Wednesday's show, but she'll be remembered for something else ... falling on her ass.

Drew warned her to be careful with her fancy nails ... which may have caused her to lose her grip on the wheel after spinning it. Translation -- we blame Carey.

Still ... it's too bad Renee didn't give it another try and go for the $1.

'Wheel of Fortune' Epic and E_barrassing Fail

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WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
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A "Wheel of Fortune" contestant named Kevin went down in game show history Tuesday night by flubbing a puzzle with just one blatantly OBVIOUS letter to go.

Hilarious brain fart, Kev. Get your mind out of the gutter, and one more thing:

"Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

Steph Curry Busts Out Dance Moves, Toilet Paper ... Best Roommate Ever

Steph Curry's in a rap video now ... dancing, high-fiving, seasoning food and swapping out toilet paper.

Why? Cause money.

Curry hooked up with YouTube superstar/actor King Bach for a "dream roommate" commercial for those Brita water filters. It's kinda funny.

Steph seems like a lot of fun to have around ... but we all know who he REALLY wants to hang with these days ... Kevin Durant.

George Lopez to Woman 'Sit Your Ass Down or Get the F*** Out'

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NOT IN MY HOUSE!
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George Lopez went nuclear on a woman in his audience ... calling her a bitch and booting her from his show because she reacted poorly to one of his jokes.

It went down Saturday night at the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix. George quipped, "There are only 2 rules in the Latino family -- don't marry somebody black and don't park in front of our house."

Most people in the crowd burst into laughter except a woman in the front row, who flipped Lopez the bird. And that's all she wrote.

Terry Bradshaw Hey, Lady Gaga ... Is Your Grandma Single?

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Terry Bradshaw ... STONE COLD PIMP!!

The "NFL on FOX" star got on the mic to ask Lady Gaga a question at the Super Bowl halftime news conference ... and totally hit on her grandmother!

Don't worry, Bradshaw explained he's just kidding around (he's married, folks) ... but the rest of the exchange was pretty damn hilarious.