The Bachelor

"Bachelor" winner Shayne Lamas just treated her unborn fetus to its very first NUDE photo shoot ... and TMZ has the pics.

Lamas is weeks away from giving birth to her first child ... fathered by TheDirty.com honcho Nik Richie ... and before she pops, Shayne made sure to capture the beauty of pregnancy in all its stark naked glory.

WHICH IS MORE SHOCKING -- that pregnant "Bachelor" winner Shayne Lamas is going to name her kid PRESS ... or that her unborn child is about sign a deal with a talent agency ... from inside the womb??!?!?

TMZ has learned ... Shayne and her hubby -- TheDirty.com honcho Nik Richie -- are in talks with a management company called Z Group -- which has made a formal offer to represent the baby ... even though it's still TWO MONTHS away from being born.

According to the contract, the company would get 15% of whatever the kid makes in an entertainment job ... including writer, editor, performer, musician artist, etc.

The bad blood between cast members on "Bachelor Pad" has spilled into real life ... so says one of the losers who claims Graham Bunn punched him in the face at a nightclub this week.

TMZ spoke with Justin Rego (aka Rated-R) -- who was eliminated from the reality show last month ... who says he was hanging out at the wrap party at a Hollywood nightclub Wednesday night when all hell broke loose.

According to Rego, two other members of the show -- Graham Bunn and Blake Julian -- had gotten into an argument ... and it started to become physical.

Rego says he went to break up the fight -- when Graham punched him in the nose ... and he started to bleed. Sources at the club tell us security rushed over to the scene and escorted Graham out of the building.

Last season's "BIg Brother" "Bachelor Pad" winners David Good and Natalie Getz soaked up the sun, drinks and their fellow former cast mates at Nikki Beach at the Tropicana in Vegas this weekend.

Sarah laid claim to Jake as her man, scoffing on the way in to Katsuya last night, "I don't think they talk any more!"

After tweeting about getting rhinoplasty yesterday, the 25-year-old showed off her bandaged schnoz at LAX on Friday.

Sarah Schnare claims last April she was standing next to a car driven by Sam Magid -- a guy who invests in projects involving comic books that are turned into movies. According to the lawsuit, Sarah was standing at the passenger window of Sam's Mercedes jeep when the vehicle moved, knocking her to the ground.

But it gets worse. Sarah claims when she was on the ground, the jeep ran over her right foot, breaking 6 bones.

Sarah tells TMZ ... she hasn't been able to work on Ryan's radio show since April. Her employer is not Ryan, it's Clear Channel, and the company put her on unpaid leave.

Sarah -- who worked on "Larry King Live" before moving on to Ryan -- says Sam's insurance company refuses to front her any money for the multiple surgeries, lost wages and other expenses she's had to incur as a result of the injuries.

Their love is rock solid.

Gloria says the slap is different from the Amber Portwood case. She says the Amber situation involved "multiple violent and physical fights in the presence of their baby daughter." Gloria calls Chantal O'Brien's slap "an isolated instance" with no significant injuries.

But how 'bout this ... Mel Gibson is being investigated for a self-admitted isolated slap (though Oksana lost 2 veneers).

As for "The Bachelor," Gloria says, "Sex and violence are often used to sell and promote shows." Gloria calls the slap "a promotional vehicle."

You probably saw Brad Womack take a slap to the face, when he was greeted by Chantal O'Brien, who glibly told him she was delivering a violent message on behalf of all the scorned women in America.

So if Amber Portwood gets prosecuted for beating on her boyfriend, what's the difference?

Brad tells TMZ, "I think Chantal was just trying to make a statement about my past behavior and make a strong first impression, which she did. "

Brad adds, "I think what Chantal did was a light-hearted gesture which I took as such. I do not condone violence in any relationship, nor would I keep someone around who I felt truly wished to do me harm."

As Brad left the premiere party last night -- he told us the slap was, "very real and very hard." Brad also told us he didn't want Chantal prosecuted because he "deserved" it.

So what do you think?

Shayne's lawyer fired off a letter to the famous L. Ron Hubbard shrine in Hollywood, demanding the church quit sending her bills for $1,506.35 -- claiming the bills are bogus ... and that Shayne "is not now, nor ever has been, a member of your organization or the Church of Scientology."

A Church rep claims Shayne "made a donation in 2004" -- but the check didn't clear. The rep says they'll stop sending letters to Shayne.

Best part ... Shayne's lawyer also reps her husband Nik Richie -- the guy behind TheDirty.com -- who says he's a big "Top Gun" fan and might be interested in joining the Church ... if they send him letters addressed to "Maverick."

Despite the recent recession, the "Bachelor" reject flaunted her sizable assets at The Beach Club pool at the Hard Rock Resort & Casino over the weekend ... and even paid a lady friend some serious lip service.

"Bachelor Pad" douchenozzles David Good and Jesse Kovacs coordinated some kind of running man-esque "dance" at Vanity nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino this past weekend.

The craziest part about the footage, obtained by Officialimage.com, is that the guys seem to celebrate the douchebaggery with a hand-holding high five thingy.

As we first reported, Vienna and the new guy got an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii to help V forget Jake Whatshisname. Now we know who the new guy is. Drumroll please ...

John.

The pair went to BOA earlier this week with a female friend -- our sources say John's the new guy, calling him "genuinely nice" and a little on the quiet side.

Sources close to Vienna tell TMZ, the former "Bachelor" winner and her new boy toy -- they wouldn't reveal his name -- are Hawaii-bound some time later this month ... and they're going for free.

It's all been paid for by some travel company called CheapOair -- that fronted the romantic 5-night Hawaiian getaway worth nearly $10,000.

According to reps for the company, the whole thing is a gift for V since she had to give her pricey engagement ring back to Jake.