The Bachelor

The season six winner of "The Bachelor" continued her losing streak with law enforcement this weekend -- after cops say she unleashed a drunken, unprovoked attack on an innocent cop car.

Mary Delgado -- who was arrested last year for allegedly punching her fiance, "Bachelor" Byron Velvick -- was busted again on Saturday night for public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct at Lorina's Cantina in Del Rio, Texas.

We're told the Cantina called the cops because Delgado refused to leave the bar, saying it was her "constitutional right" to stay as long as she wanted.

Cops told us Mary became "loud and belligerent" while being transported to jail, and kicked the radio inside the squad car (which didn't have the usual backseat perp cage).

Delgado was released from the Val Verde County Correctional Facility after Mr. Bachelor posted her bond. Punch me once, shame on me...

The engaged couple hammed it up for cameras outside Villa last night to convince everyone they really love each other. Who needs a red rose when you can get a Green Card?

Andy Baldwin --not of the Billy, Alec, Criminal, and Goofy-faced Dumbass Baldwins -- but of the went diving for old bones with the Armed Forces clan -- poses hangs out with rumored girlfriend, Marla Maples - you know, the ex Mrs.Trump.

Move over Gopher, Isaac and Julie the cruise director, because there's a new guy sitting at the Captain's table -- Alex Michel, the first "Bachelor" ('memba him?)!

Sucking the fumes from any remnant of his former fame, Alex, who remains single, will dole out roses all his sage relationship advice on the Love Boat (aka Princess Cruises) -- as part of something called the Department of Romance.

Alex joins an illustrious Romance panel of love experts including pocket-sized sex therapist Dr. Ruth and Captain Stubing himself, Gavin MacLeod. Who's watching Vicki?!

Maybe while he's out on the high seas, Alex can help Lt. Andy Baldwin take federally-funded dives to search for dead WWII soldiers -- in a speedo.

Former "Bachelor" bachelor Andy Baldwin just got back from the island of Palau in the South Pacific -- not on vacation, on a mission with the Navy. Now let's talk about why we the taxpayers are footing the bill on such BS.

Baldwin was among 20 military types who were on a search mission in the middle of the ocean. What, you ask, were they looking for? A B-24J bomber that went down during the war. Not Iraq. Not Vietnam. No, not Korea. We're talking WWII, as in more than 60 years ago.

Turns out, the military spends $52 million each year to find the remains of missing soldiers -- it's part of the POW/MIA program. That's all well and good depending on the circumstances. But a crash that is ancient history, at a time when the economy sucks and the Federal government is sucking the life out of everyone with taxes??

Baldwin, a Navy medic and diver, and crew found what could be human remains. We're told it's all being tested in the lab and it could take months, even years, to determine identities. At least he got a really good tan.

It was widely reported that former "Bachelor" hunk, Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, was doing his patriotic duty by trading his civilian Speedos to fight in Iraq. But it's not true -- turns out Baldwin was in the South Pacific! Did we invade Tahiti too?!

A Navy rep tells TMZ the tantastic muscle man was actually in Palau -- no, not competing on "Survivor" -- but as part of a recovery team doing an underwater excavation of a B-24J bomber that went down during WWII.

Sounds like a government sponsored scuba vacay to us!

It should be illegal to flash your guns like this!

Delgado was arrested in Tampa, Fla. last week for alleged domestic battery, after punching former "Bachelor" contestant Byron Velvick. Cops say alcohol was a factor.

The 30-year-old, smooth-chested, muscled wonder got all wet playing with his ball in Oahu this weekend. Tackle him!

Like clockwork, Andy broke off his engagement to Tessa Horst earlier this year and is being deployed to Bahrain in 2008. Things are sure to get hotter in the Middle East!

According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Department, Mary Delgado punched Byron, causing his upper lip to bleed. She was arrested in Tampa, Florida for alleged domestic battery.

The incident occurred Wednesday just after midnight. Cops say alcohol was a factor.

Ironically, the couple appeared this past Tuesday on "The Bachelor," following the rose ceremony and made it clear they were heading for the altar. Seems their plans may have just gotten altered.

The good news? There's a simple treatment for this odd behavior: a shirt and a gym membership!

Until then, enjoy observing the patient.

The Navy hunk was in Hawaii for his early morning swim. Stroke! He'll be competing in an "Iron Man" competition this weekend. Andy ships off to Iraq in January.

It must be lonely on the boats with all those sailors.

He's shipping out! US Magazine is reporting "Bachelor" Andy Baldwin is off to Iraq. Tie a yellow ribbon!

Baldwin's rep told the mag "He leaves in January." The 30-year-old good doc (and Navy Lieutenant) is currently stationed in Hawaii as "an undersea medical officer for a special operations dive unit," according to his website.

After his break-up with contestant Tessa Horst, something tells us he needs a pen pal.

Having failed at finding romance on TV, former "Bachelor" Andrew Firestone is engaged for a second time. Cue the rose ceremony!

Firestone's dad told the AP his son is set to get hitched to model-actress Ivana Bozilovic. You might remember her from an uncredited appearance as Female Rock Climber in "Charlie's Angels." According to her official site, she's also fluent in Serbo-Croatian.

No plans for televising the spring wedding have been made ... yet.