Teen Mom

Farrah Abraham can do a lot in certain areas, but it looks like real estate is above her pay grade.

The "Teen Mom" star is close to turning her Hollywood Hills pad into a fire sale ... changing the asking price 3 times in just 7 months. She listed the house in July -- 3 months after she bought it -- for $879k. Three months later she upped the price to $1 mil ... but no takers.

The new price -- $845k for the 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom, 2 story townhouse.

She's also sunk into it around $100k in upgrades.

Preggo Jenelle Evans and her current baby daddy, David Eason, headed to a custody hearing Wednesday in North Carolina over her 2-year-old son with ex-fiance, Nathan Griffith.

Not at all awkward.

The "Teen Mom 2" star is expecting a girl at the end of the month with Eason. Hopefully her drink was decaf.

Farrah Abraham put her festive snow globes on display while wading in a kiddie pool in Texas ... without her kid.

Farrah Abraham -- the most famous "Teen Mom" alum -- will have to dig deep into her pockets if she wants to board the "Teen Mom" Cruise ... which is somehow a real thing.

A spokesperson for the cruise tells us Farrah wasn't asked to be one of the main attractions for the fan event because they're aiming for a family-friendly environment. Instead they went with Maci Bookout, Amber Portwood and Kailyn Lowry.

Farrah's still welcome aboard if she has $734 for an inside stateroom or a top tier junior suite ... for $1,303.

As for the cruise ... it goes down next July on Royal Caribbean's Enchantment of the Seas, sailing out of Miami with stops in the Bahamas and Key West.

"Teen Mom 2" star Jeremy Calvert gave a shout-out to the NRA while defending himself after posting a photo of his 3-year-old daughter holding a large rifle.

Jeremy referred to critics as idiots in his response to the backlash he received following a photo he posted with a caption, "Better watch out boys she wont miss lol haha." He also noted the gun was not loaded.

Jeremy pressed the point, saying how secure his weapons are in his home, but adding, "you hate guns i honestly dont give a s***. "

"Teen Mom" Catelynn Lowell got a personal invite to Sia's Detroit concert after the singer reached out to her ... she says because they have something dark in common.

We got Catelynn at LAX where she told us Sia was a fangirl of "Teen Mom" and singled her out on social media with the invite.

It's not the first time Sia's been motivated to help ... she gave an animal loving "Survivor" contestant $100k after he refused to kill his chicken.

Farrah Abraham's gonna hit it and quit it with her Hollywood Hills home.

The "Teen Mom" star is putting her pad up for sale in the next week ... just 3 months after buying it. She bought it for $845k back in April ... and will ask $950k.

She's barely going to make a profit, if at all, after plunking down about $100k for renovations. The 2,700 square foot townhouse now features a bunch of upgrades -- like Wi-Fi enabled security cameras and new hardwood floors.

Why the quick sale? We're told the "I'm-no-porn-star" porno star is mostly living in Texas. Plus, she's focusing on other business outside of L.A. No, not that kinda biz.

She plans to work with 'Million Dollar Listing' stars Matt and Josh Altman -- a collaboration that, shockingly, will not be captured on camera.

"Teen Mom" OG star Gary Shirley is set for a great Father's Day ... he's keeping primary physical custody of his daughter with Amber Portwood ... and mama's paying child support.

Gary and Amber have been locked in a custody war for years over 7-year-old Leah.

Amber lost primary custody in 2011 and then went to prison for drug possession the following year. Amber says late last year they agreed to joint legal custody with primary physical custody going to Gary. They have since been fighting over child support.

The parents were in an Indiana court last week and struck a settlement. Gary will retain primary physical custody. As for child support ... Amber has to fork over $1,200 per month.

They both say they can put their beef behind them and properly co-parent their kid.

Farrah Abraham proves you can make money in all sorts of positions, because she just bought herself a new home.

The "Teen Mom"/porn star plunked down $845,000 for a townhouse in the Hollywood Hills.

It's roomy enough for Farrah and her 7-year-old daughter for sure ... 2,700 square feet, 4 bedrooms, loft and 3 car garage.

Amy Klein from Rodeo Realty sealed the deal.

'Teen Mom' star Mackenzie McKee is expecting her third baby with husband Josh, but she'll be raising the kid as a single mom because they've finally called it quits.

McKee barely showed during her 18 week ultrasound. She's expecting a boy -- the due date is September 7th.

She says she's no longer living with Josh, the father of their 2-year-old daughter, Jaxie, and 4-year-old son, Gannon.

It's not the first time they've called it quits ... Josh walked out last April, but clearly came back.

At least McKee's not alone ... she now has something in common with a Hollywood A-lister.

"16 and Pregnant" star Lindsey Harrison is now 21 and STACKED after getting the biggest breast implants available in the US.

Lindsey, who appeared on season 4 of the show, got the boob job done by Dr. Michael Salzhauer, aka Dr. Miami -- the same doc who transformed "Teen Mom 3" star Briana DeJesus' top and bottom.

Lindsey was an A cup before the doc put in 800cc silicone implants ... the maximum silicone implant available stateside. Doctors believe risk factors outweigh the benefits with anything bigger than 800cc.

As for her new cup size -- Lindsey's DDelighted with her alterations.

"Teen Mom 2" star Jenelle Evans is desperate to find out why she keeps landing in the hospital ... and she's flown cross-country to figure out what's wrong with her.

We got Jenelle right after she arrived at LAX. She told us she's meeting with specialists to figure out why she's having joint pains and severe hot flashes at just 24 years old.

We asked if she'd been stressed while shooting a new season of 'Teen Mom' and Jenelle's response is interesting. At this point, there's no guarantee she'll stay on the show.

Briana DeJesus from "Teen Mom 3" is showing off the new junk in her trunk, and her supersized rack ... courtesy of Dr. Michael Salzhauer, aka Dr. Miami.

We got the before/after pics from the epic plastic surgery Briana got just over a week ago. She got 3 things done in one fell swoop -- a Brazilian butt lift, new breast implants (from 375cc to 650cc) and a labiaplasty.

The enhancements are obvious, and although we can't show you the hoo-ha work ... we're told all parties involved are happy with the final product.

As we reported, Dr. Miami Snapchatted all his 'Teen Mom' related work -- which earned him a nomination for a Shorty Award for "Snap Chatter of the Year."

What can he say -- the guy does full c-cup work!

"Teen Mom 2" star Kailyn Lowry could get a spot in Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" video after her surgery Sunday -- she got a whole new booty.

As we reported, Michael Salzhauer, aka Dr. Miami, gave Lowry a discounted Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) procedure. Glad that tattoo stayed intact.

Briana DeJesus of "Teen Mom 3" also had some work done -- check out all his procedures at "therealdrmiami."

Plastic surgeon Michael Salzhauer aka "Dr. Miami," known for Snapchatting surgeries in real time, has been busy promoting his "Super BBL Sunday Party."

BBL you ask -- Boobs, Brazilian Butts, Liposuction and Labiaplasty (vagina rejuvenation) of course!

Dr. Miami, of Bay Harbor, Florida, has a huge social media following and he's hosting a Snapchat event this Sunday.

He's doing the surgeries on 2 teen moms and a teen mom's sister -- Kailyn Lowry, Briana DeJesus and Brittany DeJesus, respectively. We don't know who's getting what.

"Teen Mom 3" and "16 & Pregnant" star Mackenzie McKee is in the hospital for diabetic complications ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to McKee tell us her mom and husband Josh rushed her to a hospital Wednesday night near their home in Miami, Oklahoma. We're told she was violently throwing up all night.

We're told Mackenzie discovered her blood sugar was "dangerously high" after testing with a home kit last night. They decided she needed to get to a hospital around 10 PM.

She is still there, and doctors are trying to stabilize Mackenzie's sugar levels.

Mackenzie has been training and dieting to compete in her next figure competition and that could have been a factor.

Mackenzie has had trouble controlling her blood sugar in the past ... she claims it caused a car accident last year.