Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick **** It, We're In Nantucket!!!

Kourtney Kardashian's got her brood a crazy Nantucket estate for July ... and Scott's there too!

Kourtney's rented out a 7 bedroom, 8 bath Cape Cod pad, and it's pretty spectacular. The pics were enticing enough for Scott to ask if he could tag along, and Kourt obliged.

The house goes for $6,600 a night, but we're told Airbnb hooked Kourtney up.

East Coast, beware ... you've been invaded.

Cristiano Ronaldo's Ex Bikini Vacay in Italy While CR7 Hangs with Eva Longoria

It's been a year and half since Cristiano Ronaldo and bikini model Irina Shayk broke up -- but they're each doing okay ... with Shayk chillin' with Bradley Cooper in Italy and CR7 partying with Eva Longoria in Spain.

Irina and Bradley have been together since April 2015 -- though they haven't spoken publicly about their relationship.

Ronaldo, on the other hand, hasn't settled down at all -- and has been spotted out with all sorts of different ladies since the big split.

He's currently in Ibiza -- where he ran into Eva Longoria.

But the real love of Ronaldo's life ... himself ... the dude takes more selfies than Paris Hilton -- and recently busted out the selfie stick to get the perfect angle on his yacht.

Enjoy the eye candy.

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Christina Milian My Girls Can't Be Contained ... You're Welcome!

Christina Milian's popping out of her swimsuit, in all the right places ... and we don't mean Ibiza.

The singer's doing a little vacay, and possibly a little shopping, for a swimsuit that will provide better boob coverage.

She's there with rumored new guy -- socialite, Maggio Cipriani -- who we're betting has no issues with her current swimwear.

Adriana Lima It's All Greek To Me

Brazilian model Adriana Lima's Greek vacation was like a mini Euro Cup of hotness with a lot of girl-on-girl action.

Lima turned up on the beaches of Mykonos vacationing alongside Polish football star Robert Lewandowski, his wife, Anna, and German baller Sami Khedira. Neither of their national teams made it to Sunday's Euro Cup final, but they're still winners judging by the photos.

No word what language was spoken, but looking hot translates universally.

Chris Brown Accuser Turns Other Cheek ... In Teeny Bikini

The model who accused Chris Brown of assaulting her has surfaced again ... this time on the beaches of Miami with the bare minimum of clothing.

Liziane Gutierrez accused Brown of punching her earlier this year during a party in Las Vegas. No criminal charges were filed, though she's filed a lawsuit against him.

For now, it seems she's putting a lot behind her. And it looks good.

Carrie Underwood Glistens in Cabo

Carrie Underwood slipped into her best neon pink and soaked up some rays in Mexico.

Carrie and her hubby, NHL star Mike Fisher, are vacationing in Cabo. Check out the pics ... Carrie couldn't look hotter and brighter.

Wild guess ... Carrie laid out Mike's trunks too.

Justin Bieber New Chica is Selena Gomez 2.0

Justin Bieber's new gal pal has a striking resemblance ... to one Selena Gomez.

The Biebs was chillin' with Puerto Rican model Alexandra Rodriguez on a yacht down in Miami. Hard to tell ... but she might be wearing his swim trunks ... which doesn't do her any justice. Check out the pics below ... Alexandra can wear the hell out of a red bikini.

Justin definitely knows how to ride.

Rob Gronkowski Someone Say Tacos ... I'm In, Bro!

If 6'6'' 265-pound Rob Gronkowski shows up to your house, you better have plenty of extra taco meat.

Luckily for Jeff Ballard -- former rep for Charlie Sheen, Zac Efron and Johnny Depp -- he was well-stocked when he got a text from a buddy asking if he could bring a "random" +1 to taco night.

Gronk was in town and decided to swing by the Sherman Oaks backyard party with a mutual friend of Ballard's. Rob crushed 15 carne asada and chicken tacos with the works. We're told normal humans only threw down 2 or 3.

Gronk stayed for almost two hours, throwing a football around with the guests and chilling poolside. Most shockingly, we're told Rob rejected Coronas and opted for water.

#TrainingCampIsComing

Demi Lovato I'm Putting My Butt On the Tanline

Demi Lovato made sure the rays caught all her good parts while lounging poolside in Miami.

We'd say she looked bent out of shape over her recent breakup with longtime BF Wilmer Valderrama, but these pics prove otherwise.

Everyone wins when Demi's watching out for tan lines.

D-Wade, Lebron & CP3 Yacht Dance Party

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LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Paul are all partying on a yacht off the coast of Spain -- and having a BLAST!

Check out footage from the dance party the superstars posted online -- it's pretty great.

Kyrie Irving My Yacht Party Wasn't Racist ... I Love Black Women

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Kyrie Irving says allegations that his yacht party was a "No Black Girls Allowed" event is complete BS -- calling the rumors complete "nonsense."

The Cleveland Cavs star came under fire from social media trolls who saw the footage of Kyrie on a boat with a bunch of women ... many of whom were white.

Now, Kyrie is firing back at the critics -- saying, "I'd never think I would have to address something as ridiculous as a yacht party, but I wasn't raised to discriminate against any race let alone any race of women, especially my own."

"I was raised by the black women in my family and for me to be connected to some nonsense like a 'No black girls allowed' party is embarrassing and an inaccurate portrayal of who and what I represent as man."

Irving apologized to the people who were offended without knowing the facts -- but says, "that story has no truth to it and I wanted to clear the air on all of this B.S."

"But now, I would like to continue celebrating this championship. Thank you."

Beyonce & Jay Z Screw Pineapples ... We're Pushing Lemons

Beyonce's working with sour accessories in Hawaii ... call it a sweet marketing ploy.

Bey and Jay Z are currently enjoying paradise beachside. Check out the pics ... Beyonce traded diamonds for a lemon rope. She's definitely got "Lemonade" on her mind ... in case that crown wasn't a dead giveaway.

We've seen this before.

Kesha Bikini Romp with BF

Kesha slipped into a little black bikini for a desert vacay with her longtime boyfriend.

The singer was poolside in Palm Springs over the weekend. She and writer Brad Ashenfelter did their best to stay cool in the triple digit temperatures.

Check out the gallery to see the awesome bonus they got ... from a masseuse!

It's good livin' ... if you can afford it.

Trey Songz Throws $80k Pool Party ... I See You, Drake!

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Trey Songz got tired of watching Drake have all the fun, and put together a rival poolside turn up.

The singer spent $25k to rent a MASSIVE 23,000 square foot home Sunday in McLean, Virginia -- just outside DC -- and the guest list was 700 deep, including Kevin Durant and a bunch of Washington Redskins players.

Check out this video from inside the event -- Trey was nice enough to introduce a chick to the pool. He teamed up with DC promoter Bobby Patterson to pull it off and dropped another $50k just for the open bar. Food? A mere $8k.

Despite hiring 30 security guards, chick fights still broke out. See? Just like Drake's pool party.

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Paige VanZant Suns Out, Buns Out ... Hot Beach Pics

It was sunny and 75 in Los Angeles Tuesday ... so UFC superstar Paige VanZant hit the beach.

Model pose? Check.

Bathing suit handstand? Check.

Butt selfie? Check and mate.

BTW, don't be jealous of the weather ... it's only supposed to be sunny and 69 today.

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