Candice Swanepoel Flaunts Mom Bod On Beach in Miami

Candice Swanepoel's back on the sand doing what she does best -- wearing the hell out of a bikini and strutting her stuff ... this after having her second child just months ago.

The Victoria's Secret Angel took a dip in the water and enjoyed the sunshine on a beach in Miami Saturday, and she's definitely the perfect model for her own new line of swimwear ... called Tropic of C.

We're not sure if her tiny bikini is considered red or orange or reddish-orange ... but we know it looks good.

Candice looks like she could easily go from the sand to the catwalk already -- pretty incredible since she gave birth to a son in June.

The baby boy was her second with fiance Hermann Nicoli. No signs of the fellas in these pics ... we assume Mom deserved a beach day.

Model Liziane Gutierrez It's Still Bikini SZN in Dubai!!!

Liziane Gutierrez embodies the ol' saying ... find yourself a woman who can do both, because she's showing a lot of fashion range while in Dubai.

The Brazilian model's heating up the sand in the shadow of Dubai's famous Burj Al Arab hotel ... in her own way, of course. Liziane opted for a burka on the beach, at one point, but ya had to know that wouldn't last long. She eventually emerged in a tiny but colorful bikini.

How's that song about cakes by the ocean go?

The lady gets around. You'll recall, the last time we saw Liziane showing off her curves was back in the summer, down in her native Brazil where she busted out this little ensemble ... and made sure her girlfriend had plenty of UV protection.

Ahh, the memories. Meanwhile, back here in the States -- we hear Santa Monica's nice this time of year.

Genie Bouchard Forget My Mermaid Tail ... Check Out My Tiny Bikini!

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TAKING A DIP

Here's Genie Bouchard proving two legs are a helluva lot better than one tail ... 'cause she ditched her mermaid outfit for a tiny black bikini Wednesday -- and we're all grateful for it.

The tennis superstar has been over in Necker Island for the week ... splashin' around in paradise -- mostly in barely-there bathing suits.

But, today ... Genie broke out a mermaid's tail -- and while she looked smokin' hot in it -- when she bailed on the fit ... the pool she was in definitely got a little bit hotter.

Genie's over on Richard Branson’s private island in the British Virgin Islands for a tennis pro-am ... but you'll have to excuse us for not payin' attention to the action on the court.

Seriously ... can you blame us?!?!

Emily Ratajkowski Whale Tail Vacay!!! Takes Teeny Tiny Bikini Pics

If ya got the Monday blues, Emily Ratajkowski in white -- a super tiny white bikini -- is exactly what the doctor ordered.

Emily's soaking up some sun in Sydney right now, lounging around with a gal pal who, TBH, is holding her own next to Em. Still, when it was time to snap their personal pics ... you can figure out who posed and who played photog.

The barely-there bikini Emily's rocking leaves VERY little to the imagination, and based on the pics -- click through the gallery -- she wanted to pay homage to the classic 2005 Jessica Alba pose.

'Memba that? Jessica was at it again in 2013 ... and all her stretching clearly inspired Emily.

We're sure Jess would be proud of Emily's work here. We ALL are, really.

Farrah Abraham Screw Atlantic City I'm Going to the Maldives!!!

Farrah Abraham traded a boardwalk brouhaha for a mellow day in the Maldives -- and it looks like she's enjoying her decision to hang up her boxing gloves ... kinda.

The ex-'Teen Mom' had herself a nice little beach day Saturday at the Ayada Resort on Maguhdhuvaa, one of the islands that make up the Maldives. Interestingly enough, these photos came out the same day of her would-be boxing event in Atlantic City ... where she was supposed to fight Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander in a reality TV showdown.

The fight went on without Farrah, who ended up getting replaced with "Mob Wives" star Natalie DiDonato. The boxing promoter ended up sending Farrah a cease and desist letter to keep her yap shut after she dropped out, and continued to trash it.

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Farrah doesn't appear to have uttered a peep in public about the boxing match since, but that doesn't mean she's done trolling the good folks at Boom Cups, who put on the event.

At one point during her beach outing, she put on gloves and a robe ... in a clear attempt to mock the fight that she'd just bailed on. Touché?

Joakim Noah My Lingerie Model GF Is Slaying This Thong!

Joakim Noah's model girlfriend Lais Ribeiro was so damn hot in her thong bikini in Malibu this weekend -- we barely noticed the beach was littered with a ton of HUGE stars!!

Seriously ... everyone from John McEnroe to Kenny Chesney and Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber were hanging out at Laird Hamilton's pad for a Sunday funday.

But, all eyes were on Joakim and Lais ... for obvious reasons.

Joakim was waived by the Knicks last month -- and while they lost to the Washington Wizards that day, Noah was having a much better time.

Lais is one of the top lingerie models in the world and will be walking in the Victoria's Secret fashion show later this week.

She famously rocked the $2 MILLION fantasy bra at the 2017 show in China -- which Joakim could easily afford, considering he's made more than $121 MILLION playing pro basketball.

Unclear how long Joakim and Lais have been an item -- but they were reportedly spotted out clubbing back in September and have grown closer ever since.

In fact, they spent Halloween together and even had themed costumes -- he was Aquaman and she was Storm.

Cute!

Anthony Joshua Check Out My Bod ... I Ain't Sweating Wilder!

Anthony Joshua clearly ain't sweating about whether his superfight with Deontay Wilder will ever go down ... 'cause it's kinda hard to perspire waist-deep in the Atlantic!!!!

The unified heavyweight champ hit Miami Beach on Sunday ... showing there's not a care in his rock-hard body right now about a possible AJ-Wilder tilt.

Joshua bro'd down with some buds ... splashed around in the water ... and toweled off on the sand -- all while everyone still wonders if he'll ever scrap with The Bronze Bomber.

Reports say it'll get locked in for next April ... but nobody's agreed to anything -- with Wilder shelving the talks so he can focus on his big fight with Tyson Fury on Dec. 1.

One thing we DO know?? Joshua's already in fight shape ... clearly.

DJ Khaled 'It's Like Bad Boys 3' ... Water Rescue In Miami

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DJ Khaled just auditioned for the upcoming 'Bad Boys' trilogy, sort of ... because the music mogul helped save his buddy who fell off a Jet Ski.

The wild water rescue went down Thursday in Miami, when Khaled and co-producer Ayo Juan encountered some trouble on the high seas.

Juan fell off his Jet Ski, and Khaled assisted authorities in a scene perfect for Martin Lawrence and Will Smith's new flick -- which, oddly enough, Martin and Will announced earlier in the day in an IG post. Talk about crazy timing.

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RETURN TO GREATNESS

Saving his buddy was a no-brainer for DJ Khaled ... who wasted no time hauling ass over to Ayo and making sure he didn't drown. Luckily, Ayo was not injured and everyone made it back to land.

Gigi Hadid Color Me the Braless Wonder ... Ass Seen in Brazil!!!

Gigi Hadid's hanging with her girls, or more accurately ... her girls are hanging in Brazil. Bom dia!!!

The supermodel left little to the imagination wearing the hell out of a hot pink blazer during a photo shoot in Rio de Janeiro. Gigi went braless in the getup ... proving blazers don't always have to be all business.

Curious what's underneath? It's a pink wetsuit rolled down to her waist. Now that's fashion-forward. She's no stranger to turning heads ... remember her racy lingerie outfit from September's NY Fashion Week? Of course you do.

Pat Benatar's Daughter Shorty Calls for Backup Coming In Hot!!!

Pat Benatar's daughter is coming to a beach near you and turning it into a runway ... or so it seems.

We got Hana Giraldo (she's on the right) on Bae-watch alert in Venice ... wading through the Pacific with her friend/makeup artist, Kristen Hancher.

Hana, a model and actress, has been taking full advantage of SoCal's endless summer -- most recently we saw her posing just up the coast in Malibu. This time around, she and Kristen are doubling your pleasure.

A little QT for a couple of gal pals doing what they do best.

Model Khloe Terae Little Black Jacket Can't Cover Big Ol' Booty

Khloe Terae is a long way from her home in the Great White North, but she's still dressing for cooler temps even at the beach in Cali ... well, half of her is anyway.

International Playboy's 2014 Playmate of the Year -- who's from Canada, but earned her title in South Africa -- hit up a beach in Malibu, and was clearly feeling chilly up top. Not so much down low, but she's got a lotta cushion. We get it.

Khloe went topless under her leather coat at first, but later slipped into a more traditional bikini.

No doubt aboot it ... Khloe's making all the right wardrobe moves.

Pat Benatar's Daughter She's A Real Heartbreaker

Pat Benatar blessed this world with tons of great music ... but her other gift to mankind reaches far beyond the recording studio ... just look at her incredibly hot daughter, Hana Giraldo!!!

Hana hit the picture-perfect sands of Malibu looking absolutely stunning in a skimpy, blood orange bikini ... and her insane bod has us all fired up!

Pat and Hana's dad, Neil Giraldo, famously said love is a battlefield -- and if that's the case ... we're just grateful Hana emerged from the frontline.

Go ahead and click through ... for Hana's best shot.

Joakim Noah My Shredded Bod is Thanos-Approved ... John McEnroe Agrees

Thanos ain't snappin' his fingers at Joakim Noah ... 'cause the NBA star and Josh Brolin bro'd out on the beach ... and lookin' at the pics, you'd think Noah is the one who plays a superhuman!!

The buff dudes teamed up for a Malibu getaway with John McEnroe and surfer Laird Hamilton this week ... drinkin' beers and playing cornhole -- something they've been doing all summer long.

Noah's actually wearing a lot more clothing than the last time we saw him ... considering the dude stripped buck nekkid in front of his expensive Porsche in Santa Monica for a quick change last month.

No clue how this group came to be ... but if they keep taking beach pics together, we're for it.

Florida 'Hot Cop' 'Survivor' of Muscle Beach

If looks could kill, then someone should throw the Florida "hot cop" in prison for life ... 'cause hot damn, Daniel guilty as hell!!!

You know Daniel as a contestant on this season of "Survivor: David vs. Goliath," set to premiere next week. He's on the Goliath Tribe and one look at this bub on Muscle Beach is all the explanation needed.

Daniel, of course, is one of the Florida "hot cops" who went viral last year after one of his cop buddies posted a selfie showing them on the ground helping folks during Hurricane Irma. Those 15 minutes of fame translated into a trip to Fiji where 'Survivor' filmed earlier this year.

As we first reported ... Daniel's TV gig pays him no less than $10k and possibly up to $1M if he wins. Gonna have to tune in to see how long he lasts but in the meantime ... get a load of him here.

Famous Fish See Who's Makin' A Splash!

These sea-legged stars are tipping the scales and making a real splash with the latest in mythological trends ... mermaid suits!

Grab your shell phone and call up Flounder and Sebastian while you give your last weekend of summer a real kick with these flippery famous people!

Gone fishin'!

DJ Khaled Music Video Vixen ... Gets You Coming and Going!!!

That hot chick riding a horse in DJ Khaled's "I'm The One" music video didn't get enough air time -- in our opinion -- so we're doing our best to rectify that. It's a public service.

Iryna Ivanova describes herself as a "front side & underboob connoisseur" -- for obvious reasons. She's frolicking in Ibiza right now, so enjoy it Spain ... as Iryna takes a swig, a dip and snaps pics.

ICYMI ... Iryna appears in Khaled's music vid, which also featured Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper and Lil Wayne. She's the one riding in on the horse in the beginning, and off into the sunset with Khaled by her side at the end of the video.

It's been well over a year since the song was released, but go ahead and click through the gallery -- Iryna's still the one. Or as they say in Ibiza ... el uno.