Cyndi Lauper Girls STILL Wanna Have Fun ... But UV Rays Are a Bitch

No boys gonna take Cyndi Lauper and hide her away from the rest of the world.

The 61-year-old pop legend is hitting the beach this week in St. Tropez ... in a GIANT floppy hat. Fair-skinned Cyndi's not taking any chances with that Mediterranean soleil.

I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun!

Wladimir Klitschko, Hayden Panettiere Someone's in Trouble

Wladimir Klitschko may be the heavyweight champion of the world, but he's about to get his ass kicked by his 5' fiancee.

Wlad took baby Kaya out into the Miami beach surf, while Hayden Panettiere was doing 'GMA' in NYC.

It looks like fun and games, but we're guessing Hayden will have issues:

-- the baby doesn't have a life jacket

-- Wlad is clowning off balance in the surf, with Kaya in a precarious position

-- she's not wearing a hat in the Miami sun

That said, dad is no ordinary father at 6'6" and 246 lbs. Kaya's in good hands. Of course, Hayden might not see it that way.

Good luck Wlad ... we're rooting for you!.

Katie Couric Brings the Girls Out In Barbados

This just in from Katie Couric ... America's sweetheart has cleavage and she ain't afraid to show it off ... even at 58.

The former TV host/anchor was looking good in a low-cut one piece down in Barbados. She hit the beach with new hubby John Molner -- and even got a little frisky in the water.

There's some buzz Katie might be up for Brian Wiliams' job at NBC -- but it looks like she has better things to do for now.

Eva Longoria & Serena Williams Good Things Come in All Sizes

Serena Williams took a well-deserved break after winning the U.S. Open, relaxing on a beach in Miami with Eva Longoria over the weekend.

Depending on your preference, there is either one or two epic backsides in this photo.

Malibu Huge Celebs Take Huge Pounding With Huge Waves

Tom Hanks, Pink, Diana Ross, Nic Cage and a slew of big stars are getting hammered by gigantic waves in their exclusive community.

The rising sea levels have swallowed up the beach along Malibu Colony, the gated community which houses some of the biggest celebs in the country.

The waves are way more than a nuisance ... they've been known to destroy homes, piers and other structures in the past.

Any attempt to sandbag the area seems pretty futile until the waves recede.

Summer's Sexiest Stars THE STEAMY STOCKPILE

It's back-to-school season which means Summer is officially over -- but before you go and buy pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING... take a magical trip through the last few months and soak up all the sexiest pics to hit social media.

Class is in session!

Beyonce & Jay Z Celebrate Bey Day ... Island Style

Beyonce and Jay Z's marriage is SO on the rocks that they're celebrating her 33rd birthday ... together ... with Blue Ivy on an island in the Mediterranean.

Jay and Bey were all over each other -- pretending to enjoy themselves on the beach. Jay played a little paddle ball while Blue played in the sand ... until it was time to head back to their yacht, off the coast of Corsica.

Yeah, we're calling it ... time to kill the break up talk. We should all be this unhappy.

Camilla Parker Bowles Baywatch Babes Got Nothing On Me!

It ain't exactly Selena Gomez and Cara Delevinge -- but Camilla Parker Bowles and her girlfriends are getting their party on Ibiza-style too.

The Duchess of Cornwall flaunted her crown jewels on a boat, while wearing a red one-piece -- that looks exactly like the classic "Baywatch" suits. Suck it Pam Anderson.

No sign of Prince Charles ... seems like Camilla's on a girls-only trip. Look what you're missing, Chuck.

Sad Fact: Selena and Cara have not been back to Ibiza since this all went down. Shame.

Cuba Gooding, Jr. Ass Cracking a Smile ... For America!

Cuba Gooding Jr. flashed his American spirit right along with his ass crack ... during Labor Day weekend.

Cuba sported a Paul Revere hat and stars and stripes board shorts while showing off the dark side of the moon on the beach in Malibu

Cheeky bastard.

Blake Griffin Beach Reconciliation ... With Smokin' Hot Baby Mama

Seems Blake Griffin is back ON with Brynn Cameron -- because the two spent Labor Day weekend TOGETHER ... hangin' out on the beaches of Hawaii with their adorable kid.

As we previously reported, Blake and Brynn have been on-and-off over the years ... and were definitely not together last year when Brynn gave birth to their son Ford.

But all signs pointed to "couple" in Hawaii ... where the two put every other vacationing couple to shame with their insanely ripped physiques.

Sidenote -- Ford's "not impressed" face ... epic.

Shaquille O'Neal BEACH & BOOTY ... During FL Vacation

Call him Shaquille O'NEILL ... 'cause the retired NBA Big Man hit the ocean hard in Florida this week ... with his super hot girlfriend by his side -- and TMZ Sports has the pics.

Shaq and Laticia Rolle were spotted in Cocoa Beach, FL on Tuesday by Louis Barr Photography ... splashin' around on the beach like a couple of teenagers.

FYI -- Shaq and Laticia have been hangin' out a lot this summer ... probably safe to say they're dating.

Soooo ... congrats!!

Laird Hamilton SHOOTS THE PIER ... Insane Surf Video

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When he wasn't saving lives yesterday, surf god Laird Hamilton pulled an INSANE move off the beaches of Malibu -- SHOOTING THE PIER -- and TMZ Sports has the footage.

It's pretty crazy video ... you can see Laird paddling up to the pier on his board and then carefully positioning himself to ride through the wood beams ... without smashing into 'em.

Warning -- DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME ... it's super dangerous and most people are not Laird Hamilton.

That being said ... watch the video. This guy is unreal.

Gerard Butler Honk, Honk

Dr. Gerard Butler displayed his vast knowledge of the female anatomy ... by administering a mammogram in a public parking lot.

Butler was in Malibu this week with an unidentified smoke show when he started exploring inside her bikini balloons -- following up with a tush grab.

Take one of these ... and don't call me in the morning.

Ryan Seacrest My Yacht Will Run Laps Around Yours

When Ryan Seacrest needs a workout on the open sea, he doesn't settle for a treadmill ... he just takes some laps on his massive lido deck.

We got Ryan and his model girlfriend Shayna Taylor in Saint-Tropez Thursday getting their morning run in ... without ever leaving the confines of their multi-million dollar sea castle.

There will be no Gold's Gym for Ryan, who's making his "American Idol" money work for him in many ways on the French Riviera.

OK, it may not be Bill Gates-level cash ... but Ryan's yacht certainly gives Mr. Microsoft's a run for his money.

The all-black outfits they're sporting seem appropriate for maximum water loss ... but from the looks of it, he hasn't even broken a sweat yet.

Think you two need another lap! It's OK, we'll wait.