John McCain GOES FULL CYBORG Busts Out Robot At Hamptons Dance Party

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John McCain is a DANCING MACHINE -- no seriously, he's like a fully functioning cyberdyne robot ... and this weekend he busted out his mechanical dance moves in front of Jamie Foxx at a party in the Hamptons.

With The Roots providing the beat, the Arizona senator went into full "Zoolander" pop-and-lock battle mode on stage during a benefit at Ron Perelman’s East Hampton estate.

Jamie Foxx tried to mimic McCain's moves -- but the guy just couldn't keep up.

Apparently, McCain followed NJ Gov. Chris Christie ... who also showed off some moves -- but everyone seems to agree, McCain blew the guy out of the water.

Maverick.

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Antonio Banderas Back on the Prowl

Antonio Banderas is single and ready to mingle ... and he zeroed in on an attractive woman while partying in St. Tropez over the weekend.

"Puss in Boots" takes on a whole new meaning.

LeBron James Flies Wife to Greece ... Reveals New Baby Name

LeBron James just stepped up his push gift game -- flying his wife to Greece before she gives birth to their first baby girl ... and, in the process, he unveiled what the baby's name will be.

LeBron posted a pic of himself and Savannah chilling on a yacht with the caption, "Mykonos Greece is spectacular! Push gift to my wife @mrs_savannahrj!"

Oprah & Gayle Partying in Ibiza ... All By Themselves

With most of Hollywood already come and gone from the IT destination spot of the summer, Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King rolled into Ibiza Thursday for a little fun in the sun.

The positive? No crowds. The negative? No crowds. Seriously, these two have to be running out of stories to tell each other.

Stedman's invite must have gotten lost in the mail.

Reese Witherspoon Dancing Queen (GREAT VIDEO!)

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Reese Witherspoon was the funnest girl in Capri, Italy Wednesday ... rocking out the way only white girls can during what looks like a wedding-related event.

Reese whipped her hair back and forth -- champagne in hand -- as she rocked out to "I Will Survive."

It's unclear how many times Anema e Core - The Tavern refilled her glass, but we're guessing several.

Judging from the video, she had enough to get footloose, but she was not "beyond."

We love Reese!

Madonna's Daughter Ssssssmokin!! Lourdes a Big Hit In France

Yes, that's Madonna's daughter Lourdes ... and yes, that's her takin' a drag off something that doesn't seem very tobacco-ish.

The bikini-clad 17-year-old is vacationing in the South of France this week -- sans parents, at least as far as we can see -- and partaking in a little puff puff with friends in between jumps in the Mediterranean.

They must be having a pretty good time, cause that cig's getting smaller and smaller.

George Clooney & Amal Belly Nice PDA Leads to Baby Talk

George Clooney and fiancée Amal Alamuddin were snuggling and kissing at dinner in Lake Como, Italy last week -- and some people think she was hiding something under the table ... as in a baby!

The inevitable prego rumors were sparked by another photo of Amal getting on a boat ... where there appears to be a bump. Could just be the wind though.

Then again, a baby might explain why Clooney -- the bachelor-for-life poster boy -- is suddenly walking down the aisle again.

Just sayin' ...

Audrina Patridge Back in a Bikini ... Where She Belongs

Audrina Patridge ditched her blue-skinned, "X-Men"-themed Comic-Con getup and slipped into something far more comfortable ... for everyone checking her out on Miami Beach this weekend.

AP in a tiny black bikini? If it ain't broke ...

Shark Attack Victim I'm Gonna Be in the Movies!

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Everybody thinks they're a star in Hollywood ... even the guy who turned into shark bait last month.

Steven Robles showed up in Hermosa Beach, CA over the weekend at a Shark Week event ... a stone's throw from Manhattan Beach where he was attacked by a great white that struggled to free itself from a fishing line.

Robles showed off his scars and told our photog he's gotten bites from production companies ... even a documentary producer who wanted to do a flick about the incident.

Scene 1 ... Shark bites him
Scene 2 ... ???

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Madonna Do the Math And It All Adds Up

Madonna's two eldest children, Lourdes and Rocco, hung out Wednesday with her boyfriend, Timor Steffens, in the South of France.

A quick check of the math ... Lourdes is 17, Rocco is 13 and Timor is 26 ... which adds up to 56.

Madonna turns 56 later this month. Let that sink in for a moment ...

Papa don't preach!

Lindsay Lohan WARNING Baby on Board

Lindsay Lohan may be genetically predisposed to bad parenting ... so she took baby steps by borrowing the child of a local vendor and wandering around on the beach in Mykonos, Greece.

The kid clearly looks worried.

No word on which nightclub she left the kid.

Bill Gates My Summer's WAY Better than Yours!

Did you play tennis off the coast of a fancy island today with your family before being helicoptered back to your yacht? No? That's because you're not Bill Gates.

Gates -- along with his wife Melinda and their kids Rory, Jennifer and Phoebe -- knocked a few balls around in Porto Cervo, Sardinia before being flown back to the massive yacht they're renting.

After that, the family went through a rack of wet suits (because who doesn't keep their wet suits on a clothes rack?) before taking a dip in the Mediterranean Sea and hopping on jet skis.

FML.

Ryan Kwanten Take a Bite Out of This!

"True Blood" hunk Ryan Kwanten showed off every inch of his washboard abs while taking a dip Tuesday on the beach in Malibu.

His show may have seen better days, but Kwanten is still in his prime.

Jared Leto Ibiza Is Just Divine

Jared Leto took a leap of faith in Ibiza while cliff diving with friends.

Blessed be His beard and flowing locks. Amen.

Chris Webber First Surfing Lesson We're Gonna Need a Bigger Board!

NBA legend Chris Webber got his first surf lesson Monday morning, and most importantly ... he actually survived, because he tells TMZ Sports it was "one of the toughest things" he's ever done.

Webber says he randomly met pro surfer Pascal Stansfield while on vacay in Cabo San Lucas, and joked about surfing ... not knowing Stansfield was a pro. Next thing ya know, he's in the middle of a 20-minute first timers sesh.

C-Webb says he did manage to get up on his board multiple times, but never rode a full wave. He added, "I am just so glad there wasn’t a video of me crawling out the water because that was tough."

He's being a little tough on himself -- it's not everyday you see a 6'11" guy shredding waves.

But Chris says he'll definitely surf again -- with a bigger board -- but does worry sharks could get the wrong idea. "I just hope a shark doesn't think I am this big black ass seal because I am long and dark."

Robin Thicke Another Concert Canceled For the Beach

Robin Thicke went camping with his son and a mystery woman the same day he was supposed to be performing in Indiana ... and this isn't the first time it's happened.

What was termed a "scheduling conflict" was in actuality a personal day ... deja vu, because he did the same thing back in February when he cancelled 2 back-to-back concerts because of illness, but ended up at Disneyland in Anaheim, CA with his son.

R.T. fans better read that return policy pretty closely.