Summer/Beach

And the gold medal for "Camera Whoring with Your Ass Out" goes to ... Brittny Gastineau -- and this video proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Kim Kardashian's pal appeared to be several drinks in when she poured herself all over a bar at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend -- and slowly undressed while blatantly mugging for paparazzi.

The most awesome part of this video is not Brittny's ass ... but the fact everyone around her is totally ignoring her.

You know how this ends, right? With Brittny passed out, looking like she's auditioning for "Weekend at Bernie's."

David Beckham showed off his parenting skills by taking his kids to the beach, but he did it topless -- so all anyone cared about was his awesome chest.

The soccer legend piled his kids into the car after hanging out at an L.A. Beach Thursday ... while flaunting his perfect 39-year-old physique.

Woah, daddy.

Lacey Wildd -- the reality TV star who recently underwent her 36th plastic surgery -- squeezed herself into a pink bikini Friday on a beach in Florida.

Wildd is a 46-year-old mother of six (let that sink in) and has had 12 boob jobs alone ... going from an A-cup to the ridiculous LLL-cups she flaunted today.

She's been on TLC's "My Strange Addiction" and is set to appear on the new E! series "Botched."

As far as those shows are concerned, Wildd's a natural.

Justin Bieber clearly has a thing for Australian women ... a day after brawling with Orlando Bloom over Miranda Kerr, Biebs was spotted on a yacht in Ibiza with another Aussie babe, Shanina Shaik.

Shaik -- who Instagrammed a few shots from the boat -- was born and raised in Melbourne and has done modeling work for the likes of Vivienne Westwood and Chanel. She dated Tyson Beckford for years until their breakup in 2013.

There's no evidence Justin was involved with their split, so he should be safe ... which is good. Tyson is waaaaaaaay bigger than Orlando.

Shahs of Sunset star, Mercedes "MJ" Javid painted on a bathing suit for a rooftop photo shoot in L.A. this week ... and it looks like she's dropped a bunch of weight. LOOKS like it anyway.

MJ's been pretty open about her weight issues -- and last year claimed she was shedding pounds without really trying. She never revealed a number, but this is pretty strong evidence.

But here's the issue -- this is Hollywood where everything isn't always as it seems.

So ... we gotta ask ...

Taylor Lautner hit the beach in Los Angeles this week while filming his new movie ... but he appears to have left his abs back in Forks, Washington.

Smoke show Ana Braga hit the beach in Miami, proving there is at least one Brazilian on the planet NOT obsessed with the World Cup.

The bikini model who was once featured on the cover of Playboy Venezuela ... supported her futbol team Tuesday -- the same day they played Mexico -- by wearing a super teeny tiny g-string bikini.

Considering the Mexico match ended in a 0-0 tie ... Ana might need to wear even less for Brazil's next game.

Hayden Christensen -- who starred in three "Star Wars" movies that DO NOT EXIST (for die hards) -- tried his hand at sailing in Barbados on Tuesday ... failing miserably.

We can just imagine what Hayden yelled just before falling into the water ...

Former Playboy playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon frolicked on the beach in the Pacific Palisades yesterday with some unusual beach accessories ... burgers and fries.

Hef's ex-girlfriends enjoyed an afternoon at Will Rogers Beach with a few Big Macs and a couple orders of fries. The girls have done a ton of growing up -- all over -- since their Playboy days in 2009.

It may seem odd to bring fast food to the beach, but who doesn't love a set of juicy buns?

The entire TMZ Sports newsroom just became fans of Team Mexico ... because every time the squad scores a goal, Playboy's 2013 Playmate of the Year is celebrating by bouncing around in a skimpy top.

Raquel Pomplun -- who was raised in Tijuana -- is live-cheering the game with Playboy and Hornitos tequila ... which basically means she quickly records a sexy video anytime Mexico does anything noteworthy.

Earlier today, Mexico scored its first goal of the World Cup against Cameroon ... and Pomplun went wild.

Ryan Phillippe is suddenly looking JACKED on South Beach, and you can bet he's getting a ton of stares from the ladies -- and also possibly some gentlemen.

But only because he's their "th-inspiration." Yep, that's the only reason.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt hammed it up outside his trailer during a break from shooting his latest movie in Montreal.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith took their tight, toned bodies to the beach today in Hawaii -- proving once again ... Jada is the hottest 42-year-old mom in a 2-piece.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith had something for everyone -- her toned ass barely covered in a bikini ... and his ripped arms in a tank top.

If you're impressed -- you're not alone. 13-year-old Willow was there too ... and looked pretty awestruck by her parents' ridiculous physiques.

Will still rules in Summertime.

Oscar winner and future "Star Wars" star Lupita Nyong'o showed off her picture perfect bikini body this week while walking along the beach in Maui.

"Bad Girl Club" star Natalie Nunn saw the butt photos of Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez and laughed ... then broke out this thong while partying on the beach in Miami on Thursday.