Summer/Beach

Scott Disick treated himself like the lord he is when he escaped from the Kardashians ... by dropping tens of thousands to chill for a few nights.

Scott was hanging at the Setai Hotel in Miami Sunday through Tuesday night, and we've learned he stayed in their Grand Suite. The name makes sense -- it has 3 bedrooms, spa/sauna, gourmet kitchen and a swagged out TV room ... plus killer ocean views. Before ya book, it goes for $12,500 per night.

We're told he ordered plenty of room service while partying with his many lady friends and one guy friend you probably know -- Don Julio. 1942 to be exact.

As we reported, Scott beelined it for South Beach after a blowout with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian in Costa Rica. The Lord spares no expense when bouncing back.

Anthony Kiedis isn't the same guy after a round of surfing ... he literally changes right in front of you.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer hit up Malibu Saturday to catch some waves, and then stripped down to his birthday suit for a discreet wardrobe change in the open.

Alessandra Ambrosio's soaking up summer in Brazil ... or at least her buns are.

The VS supermodel's purple bikini did its best to hang on in the surf of the resort town Florianópolis.

Alessandra Ambrosio's gonna pass on the eggnog by the fireplace, and opt instead for sipping straight from coconuts, while chilling in a bikini. Who says supermodels ain't smart?

The VS Angel is down in her native Brazil, soaking up the summer weather. She's also making Christmas much merrier for the rest of us.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban might have a white Christmas, but it damn sure won't be sunburned.

Nicole and her country star hubby are down in Sydney (where it's summer) for the holidays, and on Monday they hit the beach. Keith was shirtless and all about catching a tan.

Nicole, on the other hand, was protecting her fair complexion at all costs.

Hugh Jackman's mouth says he's hanging up his Wolverine claws, but his ripped beach body says otherwise.

Hugh took a dip down in Australia, where someone tried to show him up by flashing even more skin ... downstairs, anyway.

Smuggling. It's not just for drug dealers anymore.

Ricky Martin and his new fiance -- Swedish stud Jwan Yosef -- turned their private beach in Mexico into muscle beach ... complete with some serious-ish ink.

44-year-old Ricky showed off his tan, ripped bod and clearly has no problem rocking a Speedo these days. They appear to be wearing matching diamond rings, so it's possible they're already married.

We wonder if Jwan has a lower back tat to match Ricky's though.

Miles Teller's girlfriend, Keleigh Sperry, got a tight grip on an inner tube and her man for a day on the beach.

The couple, who've been going strong for 3 years, beelined it to the sand while on vacay in Maui.

Miles packed on some muscle for his role in "Bleed for This" and looks to have enough left to pass for a lifeguard. He's come to the rescue before, after all.

Snapchat queen YesJulz showed off the 3 B's Saturday in Miami ... bathing suit, butt and boobs.

Not much else to say.

We'd say Mark Wahlberg brought some flex appeal to the Caribbean, but honestly ... he didn't even have to flex with guns like his.

Mark took a sunset swim in Barbados Sunday -- just hanging with a bro in the shallows. Nothing too deep.

Joanna Krupa brought another meaning to the term beach bum down in Miami.

One minute the Polish model was like a fish in the surf ... extremely slippery when wet.

Then she was on land, where her husband, Romain Zago, unfortunately got in the picture and made sure she was protected ... from the sun.

Check out the vid -- pretty sure he didn't miss a single spot.

Joanna gave us even more proof ... her body's just fine. Totally fine.

Here's Paulina Gretzky and her hot friend, Kristina, heating things up in Mexico in matching red bathing suits.

Paulina, her hubby Dustin Johnson, and their hot friends hit up Cabo earlier in the week -- and thankfully, they've been posting pics from the trip on social media.

Kristi Rose hit the beach in L.A. for some fun in the sun, but not everything stayed in place for her as she frolicked around.

It's all good, though ... the model made the necessary moves to stay in her bikini -- and avoided getting crushed by a massive wave.

Porsha Williams hit the beach in Hawaii, showing off her bikini-devouring body -- and it might be more than her guy friend can handle.

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star was splashing around and taking selfies with the guy, while sucking down pineapple drinks. Sources close to Porsha tell us her sand mate's name is Todd, and they're celebrating his 40th birthday.

Jess Taras knows a thing or two about relaxation ... and she did just that in Playa Del Rey this week.

The bikini model and yoga instructor was spotted soaking up some rays and paying in the water.

Jessenia Vice got so sandy at the beach, she had to take a dip in the ocean ... and hit the showers.

The voluptuous model's got curves for days, so it takes double the effort to get clean. That's what she gets for doing yoga in the sand, though.