Kerry Rhodes Ballin' on the Beach With Hot Fiancee

He's out of the NFL, but ex-NY Jets safety Kerry Rhodes is still in game day shape -- and flexed his physique this week during some beach football with his actress fiancee.

BTW, Rhodes is engaged to actress Nicky Whelan -- the hot chick Owen Wilson almost banged in "Hall Pass."

Game on!

Louis Tomlinson to Girlfriend Let Me Get That Bikini Top For You

One day Louis Tomlinson is changing diapers, the next he's sippin' Pacifico and taking off his girlfriend's bikini top in the Mexican sunshine.

Louis took a break from dad duties with 4-month-old Freddie for a vacay with girlfriend Danielle Campbell, who needed his help getting rid of her tan lines.

Being a member of One Direction makes Louis totally qualified to remove tops. Seriously, dude's a pro at this point.

Victoria's Secret Model Bottoms Up!

Vita Sidorkina's making one hell of a case for Victoria's Secret to keep its swimwear line.

The 22-year-old Russian model was one of several VS Angels flaunting their talents Tuesday in Miami Beach ... as the lingerie giant rolls out its swimwear line in time for summer.

VS reportedly is going to stop selling swimwear ... so enjoy 'em while you can.

Joanna Krupa You Lookin' at Me?! (Answer: HELL YES!)

Joanna Krupa's ridiculous body proves yet again she's the finest Polish export ever -- sorry, smoked sausage.

The model and ex-Real Housewife hit Miami Beach in a smoking hot sequined bikini. Her husband, Romain Zago, was there too 'cause apparently Joanna needed something to climb in the water.

Check out the gallery ... there was a debatable nip slip. The debate: is it a slip if you simply take off your top? Tomato, tomahto -- TGIF!

Kristen Wiig She Ain't 'Fraid To Suck Face

If there's one thing Kristen Wiig learned from shooting "Ghostbusters" it's ... NEVER cross the streams -- unless, of course, a tall dark mystery guy offers his stream on a romantic beach in Hawaii.

Beats getting slimed. We imagine.

The mystery guy is Avi Rothman. People says she's been secretly dating the writer/producer for a few months.

Paige VanZant Suns Out, Buns Out ... Hot Beach Pics

It was sunny and 75 in Los Angeles Tuesday ... so UFC superstar Paige VanZant hit the beach.

Model pose? Check.

Bathing suit handstand? Check.

Butt selfie? Check and mate.

BTW, don't be jealous of the weather ... it's only supposed to be sunny and 69 today.

Ellie Goulding Rays After Bey

Ellie Goulding took her flawless bikini bod to Miami's South Beach the day after taking in Beyonce's Formation concert -- where she had a killer view.

Speaking of which ... no need to ask why you got Ellie on your mind. That's kinda obvious.

#EllieForeverToo

Daphne Joy Wet in Miami

Daphne Joy took her talents to South Beach for a dip and some rays -- sans boyfriend Jason Derulo.

50 Cent's baby mama was down there with a friend for some girl time.

She was probably down there with Jason, because he was nearby in Hollywood, Florida doing a radio show ... without a shirt.

#Bangin

Jessica Alba Back At It Again With the Tiny Bikini

Happy Friday ... if you're Jessica Alba, who gets to spend it in Hawaii (again) in a bikini that's quickly being devoured by her incredible ass.

For the rest of us saps? At least we have this gallery. TGIF!

Rory McIlroy Hits Beach with Hot Fiancee

Hope someone remembered the SPF 3000!

Here's golf superstar Rory McIlroy catching some rays in Barbados with his fiancee Erica Stoll ... trying to carefully fill in some of that t-shirt tan he got on the links.

Rory and Erica -- who works for the PGA -- got engaged back in December. No word on when the wedding will be.

But seriously, apply sunscreen generously ...

Supermodel Nina Agdal Workout On the Beach ... In a Bikini

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Who needs the gym ... when you've got a beach?

Here's Sports Illustrated cover model Nina Agdal gettin' in some up-downs ... in her bikini ... while out in the Dominican Republic.

Nina's known for being an animal in the gym -- here she is pushing around more than 500 pounds on a sled earlier this month.

#Beast #SexyBeast

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VS Angel Izabel Goulart Try to Keep Your Eyes on the Ball

Izabel Goulart plays beach paddleball ... apparently.

The Brazilian Victoria's Secret Angel was the home team, playing on a beach in Rio. No idea what the final score was, but we're sure Izzy won.

We ALL won, really.

Bella Thorne Fantasstic Day For Sunscreen

Bella Thorne hit South Beach in a bikini that fought a losing battle ... against her ass.

Careful, Bella ... don't burn the buns!

Heidi Klum Bite My Buns, Hun

Heidi Klum's BF is a serious brown-noser -- and a lucky son of a bitch.

Klum and Vito Schnabel got very playful Thursday in St. Barts, where he was happily -- we're sure -- behind her efforts to get up on a surfboard.

Check out the pics ... Vito caught a few waves, but Heidi was satisfied sunning her buns on the board ... which seemed just peachy to him.

#BestMotorBoatEver

Ariel Winter I'm ahead of the Curve!

One thing's for sure ... Ariel Winter knows squat.

The "Modern Family" star sizzled at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas with BF Laurent Gaudette ... who couldn't look prouder holding hands with his 18-year-old chick.

If ya got it, flaunt it.

Ariel's "Modern Family" co-star Nolan Gould is down there too. Sunscreen, bro. Lots of sunscreen.

Bella Hadid Wedgies In St. Barts! ... Still A Smoke Show

Bella Hadid channeled her inner Evel Knievel while vacationing in St. Barts ... except she looked flawless in her daredevil outfit.

The 19-year-old model was seen jumping off a side cliff in the Caribbean ... wearing the hell out of a black one-piece bikini.

Guts and beauty galore.