Victoria's Secret Model Takes a Pounding ... In Heavy Surf

victoria_secret_primary
WIPEOUT!
INFphoto.com

Victoria's Secret model Josephine Skriver got smashed from behind when she underestimated the power of the ocean during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

The video is awesome from the very start -- Josephine rolling in the sand, ass in the air -- but gets even better when she decides to wash that sand out of her nether regions.

Watch, you won't be disappointed when the surf takes aim at Josephine. It's alright to laugh ... her tiny frame held up just fine.

At least she got the sand out.

Liam Hemsworth Watch Me Rip And Curl

Liam Hemsworth is catching waves instead of fire.

"The Hunger Games" star hit the water in Australia Wednesday for a surf session.

Looks like the youngest of the Hemsworth brood can hang ten ... even in the stomach department.

Kate Hudson Nothing But a Good Time ... Cheese Puff Boat Bash!

Kate Hudson is NOT some snooty Hollywood actress -- which is awesome -- and proved it with a bag of cheese puffs and a bottle o' wine (twist off, naturally) ... ON A BOAT.

This ain't the yacht life either -- Kate's version of #SundayFunday was chillin' on a lake somewhere in her bikini on a pontoon boat.

By the way, white wine was served in plastic cups, and her hashtags on the pic included: #FootballLiveFeed.

Kate Hudson. Officially on the "cool chick" list.

Krysten Ritter Bikini Body Is Something to Marvel At

Krysten Ritter is going to be burning up television screens soon when she stars in the Marvel series "Jessica Jones" ... but she was burning up the beach Friday in Cancun wearing a tiny bikini.

Marvel announced Thursday the show will premiere November 20.

Hopefully these photos will keep the fan boys at bay until then.

French Surfer Chick Slays The Waves In High Heels

Badass pro surfer Maud Le Car is sexy as hell ... and has no problem showing it off even while she's riding some waves.

Le Car ditched the wetsuit and sandals for a tight black dress and high heels ... turning these waves into a full-blown aquatic catwalk.

Check out the wet hot summer video.

Kourtney K. & Scott Disick The Single Life Suits Them

Kourtney Kardashian ignored the issue of tanlines and donned a strappy bikini as she relaxed Thursday on the beach in St. Barts.

Meanwhile in Mexico, Scott Disick hung out with Joe Francis and Darren Dzienciol, who co-owns 1 OAK.

Being single seems to agree with both of them.

Kourtney Kardashian Bares Bangin' St. Barts Bikini Bod

Kourtney Kardashian's Instagram bikini body is like a Drake diss song ... at this point, she's just kicking a man while he's down.

This latest one was snapped while on vacation in St. Barts, with Kourt wearing a swimsuit that seemed to perfectly match her backdrop.

She should have captioned this pic "Back to Back."

Jessica Alba All This ... Plus a $1.7 Bil Company

Jessica Alba's amazing body, and bank account, were on full display in Cancun.

The 34-year-old mother of two was enjoying a fabulous vacation this weekend -- no doubt celebrating her killer figure ... and her Honest Company recently being valued at $1.7 billion!

Cash Warren -- already the luckiest guy on Earth -- just got way luckier.

Kylie Jenner & Tyga Try to Catch Us Riding Dirty ... On Sea-Doos

Tyga and Kylie Jenner are finally doing it -- all the PDA they want ... during their Mexican turn up for her 18th birthday.

They've got a full fiesta going at Joe Francis' estate ... and a ton of company for the celebration. Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin, Pia Mia and, of course, Joe were all out on the beach on Wednesday.

Interesting, when they brought out the Sea-Doo ... Tyga had no problem riding bitch behind Kylie.

Can't blame the guy.

Anne Hathaway I Got Hosed!

Anne Hathaway took a spraying of water to the face courtesy of hubby, Adam Shulman, as the two enjoyed a day in the water in Ibiza.

So do you think he's doing it to be nice, or is it more of a "Billy Madison" situation?

Bethenny Frankel I Can Chug With This 6-Pack

Bethenny Frankel is her own best walking advertisement.

Frankel -- who's 44, by the way -- looked more ripped than the Atlantic cooling off in the Hamptons with a Skinnygirl beverage in hand.

The New York 'Housewife' was there for "Paddle for Pink," a paddleboarding charity event that raises money for breast cancer awareness.

Exercise and a healthy diet ... sure do Bethenny's body good. That string bikini doesn't hurt either.

Justin Bieber Ass Ahoy, Matey!! Full Moon in Paradise

Justin Bieber's fully naked ass hanging out on a boat deck ... or the gorgeous deep blue water of Bora Bora -- what are you really staring at in this pic?

It's okay. We'll give you a moment to think about your answer.

Justin just pulled his own version of "Break the Internet" ... with this nude pic of himself standing on the deck of a boat in the world famous lagoon.

Still thinking? We know. Stupid island pics are a dime a dozen.

Apply sunscreen liberally, Biebs!

Shemar Moore I'm Going Down!! Thanks a Ton, Homie

Shemar Moore engaged in some all-American guy fun -- flashing his sexy, rippling muscles on South Beach ... just long enough to get CRUSHED into the sand by another dude.

The "Criminal Minds" star kicked off his holiday early -- chilling with his cousin, who is such a MASSIVE slab o' man ... he tossed 6'1" Shemar around like a rag doll. A stupidly chiseled rag doll, but still ...

Someone's gonna be red, white, and bruised for the 4th of July.

Kate Hudson On Topless Beach! ... Punks Out

Kate Hudson hitting a topless beach in Greece with her GFs sounds like the start of a beautiful thing -- and could have been ... if Kate understood how peer pressure's supposed to work.

Kate chose to keep her bikini top on, while her pals frolicked. It's unclear why she didn't let her girls run free -- maybe she spotted cameras nearby.

Hudson has been on vacation with her estranged hubby Matt Bellamy ... even though he's been hanging with a new blonde.

As for the beach -- we're pretty sure "When in Rome" applies, Kate. Even in Greece.

Swans Massive Kill in Hollywood

That giant inflatable swan Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris rode into the California sunset this week isn’t just making a big splash in the pool … it’s making a bigger one at the bank.

Sales for the floating swan have skyrocketed according to manufacturer Swimline, thanks to the pro-bono marketing from celebs like Kim Kardashian, Kate Upton, Kendall Jenner and Zooey Deschanel, who have all been pictured on it. Taylor and Calvin are just the latest in a long line.

Swimline says they sold 41,000 swans in the first six months of 2015 alone. At $49.99 a bird, that’s a $2 million payday. Not bad compared to $400k total sales in 2013.

As for a black swan … Swimline tried, but the black prototypes got too hot in the sun. But hope isn't lost ...they’re testing out different materials for next year.

They like giving celebs the bird.