Boxing Star Tevin Farmer I'm Opening My Own Strip Joint ... No Ratchets Allowed

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CLASSY ASS ONLY
TMZSports.com

Boxing star Tevin Farmer is getting into another business where people perform shirtless in front of mostly male fans ... by opening up a strip club in his native Philadelphia.

Farmer is one of the most exciting young stars in the sport ... and when he talked to TMZ Sports he said opening the club was just something that kinda fell in his lap (pun intended).

"It's an opportunity that presented itself and I took advantage of it" ... adding, "It's lot of money to be made and I got to go get it."

The club is called Teasers and Tevin says there's definitely a type of lady he wants twerking and working in his establishment -- and a type of woman he definitely DOESN'T want.

"We want classy women. We don't want no ratchets."

Auditions were held this past week and Tevin was so kind as to give us a peek at the festivities.

You're welcome.

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STRIPPER SCOUTING

Teyana Taylor Chicken & Booty! ... Multitasks at Strip Club

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FINGER LICKIN' GOOD

Who says you can't have your cakes and eat (chicken), too?

That's what Teyana Taylor did at V Live Dallas -- where she enjoyed a stripperific lap dance while chowing down on some delicious chicken.

Oh, and it was all going down with the G.O.O.D Music singer waving around a fat stack of cash to throw at the dancers!

Our strip club sources tell us Teyana dropped $4,500 during her visit before deciding to call it a night ... at 8 AM!!

BTW -- T.T. and her NBA hubby, Iman Shumpert, LOVE the scrippers. They were even spotted gettin' twerked on together in 2016.

Demi Lovato & Bella Thorne Girls Girls Girls Night Out At the Strip Club!!!

Demi Lovato and Bella Thorne's policy for girls' night out is, apparently, the more the merrier ... especially if the more includes chicks on stripper poles.

Demi, Bella and a group of gal pals hit up Crazy Girls Strip Club Wednesday night in Hollywood. Not sure who their friends were, but the evening had all the markings of someone's bachelorette party ... or maybe just a wild birthday.

No dudes in their party ... although, we're sure they drew plenty of male attention inside the club. Afterward, they all piled into a limo to keep the party moving.

Ex-Disney chicks. Always a fun night.

Stormy Daniels Trump Can't Shake Me ... And I'm Still Shaking My Boobs!

Stormy Daniels is flaunting her multitasking, and that's not a euphemism -- she was busy stripping in Detroit Tuesday night, while still keeping the pressure on President Trump.

The porn star did 3 shows at Truth Gentlemen’s Club in the D. These pics are from the early show at 8 PM ... which might explain the thin crowd. The club was expecting a capacity crowd of 800, but no dice.

Can't knock Stormy's hustle though -- she made the appearance smack in the heat of her battle with Donald Trump and his attorney, Michael Cohen. Days after going to court in NYC, and unveiling the infamous sketch of the guy who allegedly threatened her ... there she was shaking her real moneymaker.

If the Trump suit doesn't work out ... girl's gotta make a buck.

Tim Howard Booty King At Dallas Strip Club!

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BLOWIN' OFF STEAM

Tim Howard's a goalie ... so, unlike everyone else, he's allowed to use his hands -- even at the strip club!

The Team USA soccer legend was living it up at the legendary V Live over the weekend -- where we're told the dancers and the staff FREAKED OUT (in a good way) when they saw him walk in!

Side note -- apparently, soccer is huge in the Texas stripper community.

He bumped, he grinded ... he threw out thousands of dollars in cash -- everyone had a great time!

Howard and the Colorado Rapids were in Texas to face FC Dallas on Saturday ... and even though the game ended in a draw, Howard was clearly in the mood to celebrate.

He'll have plenty of time to come back and visit later this year ... since, you know, Team USA won't be busy with the World Cup or anything ...

Aubrey O'Day I'm Porn Popular ... After Alleged DJT Jr. Affair

If Aubrey O'Day is looking for a new career move, she should seriously consider doing porn.

Pornhub, one of the biggest porn sites out there, tells us searches for O'Day's name on their site rose a whopping 10,405% after news broke of her alleged affair with the President's spawn, Donald Trump Jr.

Site reps say it's not unusual for someone's search popularity to spike after a new relationship or love interest is revealed, but by comparison, searches for Meghan Markle's name on Pornhub only shot up by about 2,200% when news of her dating Prince Harry broke.

Let it be clear ... O'Day has never done porn, nor does she have porn videos on the site (that we know of) and neither does Markle, for that matter.

Pornhub says O'Day's name had been searched on their site before, but in recent days, both her and Stormy Daniels' popularity has shot up, and continues to rise. Seems to be a theme here.

WWE Superstar Lana Twerk-tastic Pole Dancing ... at Famous Gay Bar!

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SHE GOT THE MOVES

WWE superstar Lana wasn't satisfied with your average Thursday night out ... so, she hopped on stage at an iconic L.A. gay bar and put on a POLE DANCING CLINIC.

And yes, there was plenty of twerking.

The Ravishing Russian hit The Abbey in West Hollywood yesterday ... and showed off all her best moves in a pair of extra-stretchy denims -- shakin' her hips and droppin' it low like her life depended on it!!

No sign of her pro wrestler husband, Rusev ... guessing this was Ladies Night based on all the screaming chicks in the front row.

Fun fact: Lana was actually a backup dancer for huge stars like Nelly, Usher and Jason Derulo before she crossed over to the WWE.

We like this better.

Stormy Daniels Motorboatin' Is Great Again ... Trump Can't Stop This!!!

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UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
TMZ.com

Stormy Daniels isn't about to let President Trump stop her mission to make America horny again ... just ask the guy who was nearly suffocated this weekend by the ex-porn star's boobs.

We got this video of Stormy's appearance at Solid Gold strip club in Pompano Beach, FL -- where she pulled some classic stripper moves, including letting one customer motorboat her chest. Far as we can tell ... the older gentleman survived the encounter.

Trump's nemesis was completely nude during her appearance, although she made a solid attempt at completely covering her chest with the cash fans threw onstage.

Stormy's still fighting to get her "hush" agreement with the Prez tossed, so she can open up ... with a "60 Minutes" interview she's already shot with Anderson Cooper. She could also score a book deal.

For now, she's staying abreast of the strip club biz ... and making a killing.

Stormy Daniels Brings Her Dirty Laundry ... To Strip Club!!!

Porn star Stormy Daniels has been reveling in all the dirty laundry involving her and Donald Trump, so it makes sense she brought a laundry basket to the strip club Friday night for a meet-and-greet.

Stormy showed up at Thee Dollhouse in Tampa, Florida to pose, sign autographs and sell merch ... after performing of course.

She signed copies of "In Touch" mag, which had her face plastered on the cover along with Donald Trump, with whom she allegedly had a tryst back in the day.

The gig is the first of 4 appearances at the club and is part of her "Make America Horny Again" tour. She's previously appeared in South Carolina, Las Vegas and may be coming to a city near you.

Stormy Daniels Headlines at Vegas Strip Club ... During AVN Weekend

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WOOING THE CROWD
TMZ.com

Stormy Daniels has become the embodiment of good ol' fashioned capitalism ... appearing Friday night at a Vegas strip club and reveling in her newly-found fame.

Stormy, who reportedly scored $130k in hush money to keep quiet over an alleged tryst she had with Donald Trump in 2006, wowed the crowd at Little Darlings Strip Club. She briefly flashed patrons, but basically showed up on stage as a newly-minted national celeb.

She's in town for the 'AVN Awards Show' which goes down tonight. We're guessing she'll be the star of the evening.

Stormy Daniels Axed From Las Vegas Club

The U.S. government isn't the only thing getting shut down ... Stormy Daniels just got the plug pulled on one of her upcoming club gigs.

Stormy had an appearance lined up at Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas this Friday, but the club canceled it Tuesday morning.

The gig coincided with the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in town over the weekend, which would seem like clever marketing for both Stormy and the club, but sources close to Stormy tell us the club didn't want the same media attention as the South Carolina strip club Stormy performed in over the weekend.

As we previously reported, Stormy's got gigs lined up through June after her alleged fling with the Prez made her a hot commodity, but it appears most are still going on as planned.

In other good news, Stormy's Instagram account is back up and running.

Stormy Daniels President Trump Makes Stripping Great Again!!!

Stormy Daniels opened her big mouth -- about President Trump, that is -- and that proved to be her best career move, because she's now coming to a dance pole near you.

Stormy’s feature dance booking agent, Danny from Centerfold Features, tells TMZ ... he's been getting bombarded with calls from other strip joints who want to book her following a show with a standing-room only crowd at Trophy Club in Greenville, South Carolina.

We're told Stormy -- who said she hooked up with 45 back in 2006 -- is booked solid through June, but Danny anticipates she'll be booked til the end of the year by next week. Some of her future gigs:

-- Feb 8, 9, 10: Déjà vu & Little Darlings … both in Oklahoma City

-- March 22, 23, 24: Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Shreveport, LA

-- March 29, 30, 31: Déjà vu in Nashville

-- April 6 & 7: Lust Gentlemen’s Club in WV

-- April 27 & 28: Bucks Wild in Ft. Worth and Dallas

-- June 1, 2: Gentlemen’s Gold Club in Maryland

Danny says he's been working with Stormy for 5 years now and this is hands down the most sought-after she's ever been. Get ready for the storm ... and some wet conditions.

Stormy Daniels Kills It at Strip Club

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Stormy Daniels made good on her promise to make America horny again ... at least she made some dudes in a South Carolina strip club pretty horny.

Stormy, who said she hooked up with Donald Trump back in 2006 and later denied it, played to a standing room only crowd at the Trophy Club in Greenville.

Stormy, who not coincidentally performed on Trump's 1-year anniversary as President, reportedly got $130k to stay mum on her alleged tryst with Trump, during which she said he told her she reminded him of Ivanka.

Farrah Abraham I Got Your Stocking Stuffer ...

Christmas comes this time each year, and so does Farrah Abraham in a Santa Suit ... and usually at a strip club.

Farrah kicked off her holiday season at Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas Thursday night. The 'Teen Mom'/porn star wasn't stripping -- she was only pole-adjacent as the host of a holiday party.

No doubt she helped fulfill some Christmas wishes though by raining cash on several of the dancers.

FA also flaunted her fully stuffed stocking. We know, we know ... ya barely knew her.

Farrah Abraham Neon Panties & Vajazzle Kits Can't Host Without Them!

Most people demand bottles of Ciroc on their riders, but not Farrah Abraham, who's gonna be busy bedazzling her lady parts in her green room.

Farrah's hosting a XXXMas party at the Las Vegas stripper institution Crazy Horse III Thursday and her rider is about what you'd expect from a porn star ... neon panties and a vajazzle kit.

The former "Teen Mom" also gets very specific when it comes to hygiene, requesting "a pre-planned appointment with an affluent med-spa for service of 2 syringes of Sculpta facial filler," plus a 24k gold collagen breast firming gel mask.

The caring mom wants to care for the strippers ... demanding $3k in Crazy Horse III Diamond Dollars to tip performers.

Not much when it comes to food and beverage though, just one California sushi roll. It's how she ... rolls.

Doc Gooden Merry XXXMas! ... Holiday Stripper Party!

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TMZSports.com

Christmas is less than 20 days away ... but MLB legend Doc Gooden is already getting in the holiday spirit, thanks to Santa's Helpers -- a merry band of NYC strippers!!

Doc hit up Vivid Cabaret in NYC on Tuesday night dressed up as Santa Claus himself -- and tried to keep his composure as the staffers grinded on his south pole.

We tried to ask Doc if he had any advice for Josh Gordon -- who's also battled substance abuse. Watch as Gooden tries to give a respectful answer with a handful of stripper ass ... it's actually impressive!

Ho! Ho! Ho!