Strippers

Looks like someone's ready to go down ...

The premiere episode of Master P's new Playboy Radio show "Doin Tha Most" went off with a bang -- because P nearly banged his co-host Sassee Cassee, the world's smallest stripper.

We got video of the taping and let's just say the sexual chemistry is palpable, and a little uncomfortable -- especially when P's co-host, J Tweezy, starts talking size ... and not Sassee's.

But hey, Master P is single and as Cassee says ... once you go small, you never go tall.

Former "Basketball Wives LA" star Brittish Williams knows how to do girls night out ... with half-naked chicks.

Williams and her crew celebrated ladies night by throwin' down Benjamins at Ace of Diamonds. She can't get rid of her cash quick enough.

We're told Williams plunked down $10k for boobs and booze.

Sucks to lose in overtime ... but James Harden found a place to lift his spirits after the Rockets vs. Clippers game -- the strip club!

Harden hit up Ace of Diamonds in Los Angeles around 1:45 AM Tuesday morning ... hours after his team blew a shot to upset the Clips in overtime and lost 140-132.

Kiefer Sutherland treated patrons at a famed Hollywood strip club to an awesome topless dance.

Sutherland hit up Cheetahs earlier this month and had an "I can do that!" moment ... ripping off his shirt and jumping onstage with the dancers.

It looks like he's wearing a t-shirt in the pic but that's not a sleeve ... it's a tat.

The pic was taken after Mr. Bauer took a bow.

As for the money on the ground ... Kiefer was awesome, but it was directed at the girls.

BTW ... it's the second most entertaining thing he's done. The first ... well, who can beat it?

How do you get an NBA star to join your business?

Throwing some booty at him ain't a bad idea ... and that's exactly what a New Orleans shake house did for Pelicans star Anthony Davis ... to get him to be their official ambassador.

TMZ Sports has video of the lovely ladies down at Vlive New Orleans -- one of the premiere strip clubs in the country -- making a very cheeky pitch to AD last weekend to be the face of their establishment.

The girls did what they always do -- shakin' dat ass -- only this time they were all wearing custom body paint with Davis' number ... to show their love for the $125 million man.

Anthony actually missed the display that night ... he was sidelined with a back injury that kept him from participating ... but honchos at Vlive tell us he'll be back and the silicone will be waiting.

ATTENTION NBA PLAYERS:

Rapper Trinidad James -- the "All Gold Everything" guy -- has a slam dunk way you can avoid being shot in the strip club.

We got James out ... and asked him about the Knicks player who recently got blasted in the knee leaving a booty club out in NYC.

Question is ... is there anything high-profile athletes can do to shield themselves from random violence while they enjoy some random ass?

Santa got some ass Wednesday night.

Here's video of Lenny Dykstra ... dressed as St. Nick ... getting felt up and down by a bunch of strippers at Vivid Cabaret in NYC.

After cracking a North Pole joke, Lenny actually gets serious -- and says it's Pete Rose who got the shaft this week ... saying he belongs in the Hall of Fame ... along with Bonds and Clemens.

"The 3 best players in the whole history of the game aren't in ... something's wrong with that picture."

Boobs and doughnuts -- individually awesome, but together they're messing up biz for the famous strip club chain Spearmint Rhino ... according to a new lawsuit.

In the suit, Spearmint Rhino says Rhino Doughnuts and Coffee -- a South Florida chain -- is intentionally confusing customers and taking advantage of its already famous brand.

The strip club giant points out it's been featured on "South Park," 'The Tonight Show,' and "Tosh.0." Far as we can tell, the doughnut joint's first national exposure is this lawsuit.

Spearmint Rhino wants it all -- profits from the shop, destruction of all the shop's gear with rhinos, and even its Internet domain name.

About the only thing they're NOT suing for ... free doughnuts for life. Stupid.

Kevin Federline better start practicing those magic words -- "Coming to the stage" ... because he's got a new DJ gig at the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen's Club.

We've learned K-Fed's under contract with the famed Vegas strip joint to spin 4-6 times a year, and take home up to $10k per show. Britney Spears' ex has been spending quality time at the club -- DJing from time to time, and also for his fantasy football draft.

It's unclear if the deal gives him unlimited access to the menu. The jalapeño poppers and garden burgers are what really pull customers back to CH3. Kidding ... it's the boobs.

And maybe K-Fed. But mostly boobs.

Adrien Broner only likes his cash in $100 BILLS -- 'cause when he found a bunch of twenties in his $50,000 stack ... he ripped 'em up.

Broner pulled out the cash for a crazy photo shoot -- at one point throwing the money on the floor to brag that he was stepping on Franklins.

Next thing you know ... he's tearing up the Jacksons.

As for the rest of the cash -- don't worry, Broner put it to good use ... making it thunderstorm like a boss at an Ohio stripclub.

Michael Blackson calls himself "The African King of Comedy" and his weekend adventure at a strip club looked like an awesome lost scene from "Coming To America," throwing thousands in the air as women twerked below him.

Blackson's celebration went down at V Live in Houston ... where he did 8 sold out shows at the Improv. He tossed stacks of cash in the air as the dancers twerked at his feet. We're told MB unloaded $14k on the ladies.

The Prince of Zamunda would be proud -- still, Michael's gonna have to tell way more jokes before he's tossing around Mayweather money.

The Ace of Diamonds LA is about to make stars out the Candy's, Cinnamon's and Passion's of the world, because the notorious strip club is getting its own reality series.

We're told the program is in the early stages of production and the plan is to show life both on and off the pole for some of America's top strippers.

If that doesn't sound like ratings gold ... the show will incorporate some of the big name rappers who are regulars at AOD. It will feature the epic Monday night parties where the strip club flies in top strippers from around the country.

Craig Wayans, LJ Smith and Howard Alonzo are executive producing and we're told they're still picking out the cast -- mostly dancers -- so they'll probably take their sweet time.

Joanna Krupa is going after a Florida strip club she says used her partially nude bod to suck patrons into happy hour, but they never got her permission.

According to the lawsuit, Krupa says Diamond Dolls, in Pompano Beach, plastered her image on their Instagram page to trick customers back in 2013. Joanna and her attorneys at the Casas Law Firm say she's put together a sparkling resume as a model, a 'Real Housewife,' and even head judge of "Poland's Next Top Model" -- but the strip joint is destroying her good name.

Carol Doda -- who rose to super fame as an OG stripper with huge breasts -- died Monday in San Francisco. She was 78.

Doda became extremely popular in the 1960s for her topless dance routines and her 44-inch silicone breasts, which became known as "The new Twin Peaks of San Francisco."

After retiring, Doda opened a lingerie shop in San Francisco called "Carol Doda's Champagne and Lace Lingerie Boutique."

Without Doda, we might not have celebs like Lady Gaga, Channing Tatum or Amber Rose ... who all worked the pole before they became famous.

Doda died from lung and kidney failure.

The Dallas Mavericks just got some EXTRA MOTIVATION to stick it to DeAndre Jordan and the Clippers tonight -- FREE BOOTY from one of the most famous strip clubs in the country!

The guys at VLive in Dallas tell us they REALLY want Mark Cuban's squad to ruin DeAndre's return to Big D after all that off-season drama ... so, they're using ass to motivate the guys.

"If Dallas wins tonight, all of the players will get free lap dances for the rest of the season," owner Damon Cobb tells TMZ Sports.

BTW, VLive is a pretty big deal in Dallas ... frequented by a ton of huge stars including Floyd Mayweather, T.I., Drake, Nelly and more.

Good luck boys.

Amber Rose revisited her humble beginnings Monday night, and shared her wealth with the strippers at Ace of Diamonds.

Amber, an ex-stripper herself, if you didn't know ... put on her best mesh dress to host at the popular L.A. gentlemen's club. She kept the ladies happy, tossing fistfuls of cash all night -- pausing only for twerk breaks and ass grabs.

Best of all -- the shots of Amber giving special attention to a stripper who looked EXACTLY like her!

The chick's got a type.