On the Prowl

"Whoopi Goldberg gives new meaning to 'cougar.'"
-- Anonymous TMZ Deputy Reporter

Jessica Biel -- Styled in a Vacuum

"Jessica Biel -- Hair styled by Hoover."
-- Anonymous TMZ Deputy Reporter

Beyonce -- Paper'd Up

"Beyonce just showed up wearing my grandmother's wallpaper."
-- Anonymous TMZ Deputy Reporter

Forget Camera, Action -- Just Give Me a Light!

"Maybe instead of an Oscar they will present Mickey Rourke with a bar of soap."
-- Anonymous TMZ Deputy Reporter

Business casual with a cigarette in mouth, Mickey Rourke arrived on the red carpet ready for a summer wedding.

Apparently, E! Is Supporting 'Milk'

For some reason. E! has included a lingerie show in their Oscar pre-show coverage ... not that we're complaining.