Miley Cyrus Talks About Bong Video ... Ok, Not Really

The "Saturday Night Live" version of Miley Cyrus addressed TMZ's bong video last night ... and according to her, she's learned a very valuable lesson.

Gloria Allred -- Not Even 'SNL' Can Stop Me

Attorney Gloria Allred is still refusing to spill the beans on her alleged meetings with Oksana Grigorieva earlier this year -- but we did get her to admit that the spoof "SNL" did of her this past weekend was worth a good laugh.

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Allred says she's gotten her fair share of flack over the years -- and a little burn from "Saturday Night Live" is not going to deter her "from continuing to fight for victims of injustice."

Betty White Late Night Party Girl

Not only did Betty White manage to stay up until 1am to host 'SNL' -- the golden girl even had the energy to hit up the afterparty.

Betty showed up to Doc's Steakhouse in NY after her hosting gig -- and partied it up with the "Saturday Night Live" crew into the wee hours of the morning.

White seemed to make one hell of an impression on the SNL cast -- who had nothing but the greatest things to say about Betty after the show.

NY Jets QB Drafts Six Tight Ends ... In One Night

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez threw a pick 6 this weekend -- picking 6 chicks to cram in the back of his ride on the way out of a "Saturday Night Live" after-party.

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Though Sanchez was only rolling in a Lexus sedan, he managed to squeeze all six ladies into the back ... where he also had a seat.

Looking like a helluva week for the Jets, huh?!

Betty White SNL Is Testing My Nerves

Betty White has a little confession to make -- the thought of hosting Saturday Night Live is making her nervous as hell!

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The Golden Girl is set to host SNL in May -- and apparently, even someone with more than 65 years of TV experience can't shake the dreaded butterflies!

Taylor Swift Is Funny -- Who Knew?

Joe Jonas, Kanye West and Kate Gosselin were all targets of Taylor Swift last night during her hilarious appearance on "Saturday Night Live."

After skewering her ex and Kanye during the monologue, Taylor threw on a classic Kate wig that looks like "a gorgeous waterfall of human hair in the front and in the back ... a patriotic fireworks display."

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S**t Happens on SNL -- FCC Stands Down

For the second week in a row, "Saturday Night Live" has let one of the seven words you can't say on television slide right on past the censors.

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Lady Gaga's performance was the s**t -- but she also belted out the "profane" four-letter word during the show, and it wasn't bleeped on the East Coast.

But here's the catch -- neither SNL nor NBC will have to pay a single cent to the FCC for the S-bomb because it happened during a designated "safe harbor" time period.

According to the FCC website, "Indecent or profane speech that is broadcast between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. is not actionable."

Last week, newcomer Jenny Slate dropped the frickin' f-bomb.

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Prez Bill Clinton Tempted to Cheat

... on his diet.

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Bill Clinton -- famous for his love of fast food ... and there's a Phil Hartman "SNL" skit to prove it. But ever since his heart bypass surgery in 2004, eating the deep fried stuff would just be asking for trouble.

So yesterday in D.C., with the Golden Arches of McDonald's looming behind him as he talked basketball, think he really wanted to talk double teams ... or double cheeseburgers?

Rachel Dratch -- Check Out My 'Crapmobile!'

"SNL" alum Rachel Dratch was really proud of her car last night -- which she so lovingly referred to as her "red s**tmobile" "crapmobile" and "crappy rental."

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If the Toyota Yaris needs a spokesperson, Rachel is definitely their gal.

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Rachel Dratch Banished from SNL?!

Rachel Dratch on SNL: "Once you leave, you can never go back."
Pap: "...But Tina Fey went back...?"
Rachel: (pause .... smile) "... Why ya gotta do this to me right now?!"

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TMZ & Baldwin Say Palin's Hot

So who knew Alec Baldwin would go on SNL and tell Sarah Palin what TMZ told her just hours in NYC earlier... politics aside, she's kind of a babe.

Palin's Looks Heat Up NYC

It's Like Looking in a Mirror ...

Tina, meet Sarah. Sarah, this is Tina.

Here's what we know about Sarah Palin's scheduled appearance on "Saturday Night Live" tomorrow night. The wannabe VP will appear aside her doppelgänger, Tina Fey, in a sketch -- but so far, it hasn't been written yet.

Although people are speculating host Josh Brolin would appear with Palin as George W. Bush, as of now....no W-themed sketch planned.

Are we excited to see Sarah and Tina together? You ... oh, nevermind.

Please Stop It, Tina Fey

If Tina Fey's goal with her "SNL" impression is to make Gov. Sarah Palin seem so incompetent that everything she does in real life comes off genius by comparison, then she has succeeded in spades. Again.

Tina nailed it again last night and even the staunchest Dem can see a silver lining if McCain/Palin wins in November -- four more years ... of Tina Fey.

Queen Latifah Set to Grill Sarah Palin

Well-placed sources tell TMZ Queen Latifah is getting in the middle of the Sarah Palin/Joe Biden VP debate by portraying last night's moderator, PBS journalist Gwen Ifill, on "SNL" this week.

For the third time this season, we're told Tina Fey will be back, hysterically not answering questions as Palin. You betcha! No word yet on who has been tapped to play Biden.

Thanks to Latifah -- and since "SNL" has no female African-American cast member -- the world is saved from seeing Amy Poehler in black face.