MJ from 'Shahs' Lilly G. Was a Total Fraud of Sunset

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Mercedes Javid must be a bad ass driver ... in reverse -- 'cause she wasted no time backing up the bus over her fired "Shahs of Sunset" cast mate Lilly Ghalichi.

MJ's not the least bit upset about Lilly getting 86'd ... telling us last night that Lilly had to because she broke the first rule of reality TV -- she sucked at being real.

As TMZ first reported ... Lilly got canned for being "boring" -- so maybe the problem was ... she was TOO real?

Whatever the reason -- you can almost hear MJ humming, "Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead" in this clip.

GG From 'Shahs of Sunset' Littler in the Middle ... A Little More Back

"Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi orchestrated a fat trade between her stomach and her ass ... and it looks like both parts came up winners in the deal.

GG hit up Dr. Rollins at Elite Body Sculpture in Beverly Hills recently -- same place Shanna Moakler went last year -- where she received a Brazilian butt lift and an Airsculpt Laser Liposculpture to suck fat out of her abdomen ... then had it transferred into her butt.

In all, we're told the quickie procedure took three inches off her waistline and removed 1 liter of pure fat.

Mission accomplished.

'Shahs of Sunset' 'Boring' Lilly Ghalichi Fired From Upcoming Season

One of the "Shahs of Sunset" has been 86'd for being terminally uninteresting -- Lilly Ghalichi will no longer appear on the show ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected to production tell us Season 4 of the show has been shooting for months now ... and fashion designer/attorney Lilly G. hasn't been part of the fun.

One source described producers' problem with Lilly in one simple word ... "boring."

We're told her replacement has been shooting with the rest of the cast, but for now they're keeping the identity under wraps.

Not to worry ... recently engaged Lilly's hot-yet-annoying scenes should be adequately covered by GG.

Lilly, a blind woman coulda seen this coming.

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GG & Joanna Krupa Meeting of the ... Minds?

"Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi went out to Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night with "Real Housewives of Miami" star Joanna Krupa where they presumably discussed ...

... ooh look, a shiny object!

'Shahs of Sunset' Guy Kanye Paid Off Vogue to Get Kim on Cover

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Reza Farahan from "Shahs of Sunset" just made Kanye West's list -- that's what happens when you say Kim Kardashian would NEVER make it on the cover of Vogue ... unless Kanye bought it for her.

We asked Reza about Kim and Kanye's new cover shot for the fashion bible ... and he's not convinced Kim deserves the honor, to say the least -- "That's a legit fashion magazine, and this bitch was selling her s*** at Sears."

You gotta watch ... Reza tries to soften his shot -- at Sears and Kim -- but fails. Also, he's got a great idea for the next Vogue cover.

Reza's funny ... but Kanye's gonna have to try really hard not to hurt him.

'Shahs of Sunset' Star HUMAN BIRD TOILET Pigeon Poops On Reality Star's Face

Score one for the pigeons ....

"Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi took a white dung bomb to the face this weekend ... courtesy of one dirty bird ... and the reality star's friend captured the whole thing on camera.

GG was out at lunch when it happened ... and her boyfriend Dennis tweeted out the play-by-play:

"LMFAO a bird just sh*t on my girls face while eating lunch HAHA @gg_golnesa That's what u get for always talking SH*T #GoodLuck #Birdsh*t #lunch #sh*ttalker."

Some people say getting crapped on is good luck -- but that's probably just a load of crap.

'Shahs of Sunset' GG Meltdown 'She Hit My Sister in the F***ing Face'

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Crazy scene outside a West Hollywood nightclub last night -- "Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi went ballistic, claiming some girl inside the club hit her sister in the face.

It's unclear what happened before GG's outburst outside Hooray Henry's, but her sister Leila (the alleged victim) cared more about getting GG out of there than exacting her revenge.

Our guess ... alcohol probably played a big role here ... annnnnnd it's totally worth watching.

Drunk girls outside nightclubs. Somehow, it always gets emotional.

'Shahs of Sunset' Chick I'VE GOT ASS LIKE KIM K

Kim Kardashian started an ass-selfie trend ... 'cause after she shared her bikini-wedgie with the world ... ANOTHER wanna-butt celeb is following suit.

This time, the chick showing off her donk is Mercedes "MJ" Javid from "Shahs of Sunset."

It's definitely a change of pace from Kim ... and pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who beat MJ to the punch with a butt-selfie last week.

Butt-selfies -- sometimes they're not all they're cracked up to be.

GG from 'Shahs of Sunset' BF BASHED ME FIRST I've Got Bloody Evidence

GG from "Shahs of Sunset" claims her ex-BF beat her face in long before he got a restraining order against her ... and the reality star says she has the bloody photo to prove it.

TMZ has learned ... GG filed a police report in Las Vegas back in May, claiming then-boyfriend Sean Sette slammed a door in her face following an explosive argument in a hotel room at the Palazzo.

In the police report, GG claimed she suffered a bloody nose ... and took a photo to prove it ... which shows blood smeared all over her face.

TMZ spoke with Sette ... who acknowledges they were arguing that night, but says he did NOTHING wrong.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... the cops submitted the case to the Clark County DA, but no charges were brought against Sean due to a lack of evidence.

As we first reported, Sean obtained a temporary restraining order against GG just 3 months after the Vegas incident ... claiming she's a knife-obsessed maniac who's been harassing him ever since they broke up.

GG from 'Shahs of Sunset' HIT WITH RESTRAINING ORDER Ex-Lover Fears She's A Knife-Wielding Maniac

GG from "Shahs of Sunset" has a cache of deadly knives, and she's willing to use them to slash up her ex-boyfriend ... so says the ex-boyfriend who just got a restraining order against the reality star, TMZ has learned.

GG's ex-boyfriend Sean Sette just filed legal docs begging a judge to protect him from the 5'6", 145-pounder because she's been on a mission to destroy him ever since they broke up earlier this month.

In the docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court and obtained by TMZ, Sette claims GG has been stalking him and "threatening my sexuality." He doesn't really go into specifics about the threats.

Sette also claims GG has been blasting out his personal phone numbers on various social networks while "threatening my family and career."

Sette says what makes him particularly frightened for his life -- "[GG] has an abundance of knives that she carries with her, including illegal knives." Sette says GG has used her knives before, and he believes that she'll use them again on either himself, his parents, and his ex-fiancee.

The judge acknowledged Sette's concerns and has ordered GG to stay at least 100 yards away from him at all times. However, GG can keep her knives ... for now, at least.

The case is due back in court next month.

'Shahs of Sunset' Star My Parents LOVE Me Dropping Trou for 'Playgirl'

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"Shahs of Sunset" star Mike Shouhed didn't have to beat around the bush when he told his parents he'd be stripping down for "Playgirl" -- telling TMZ, MOM AND DAD LOVED THE IDEA!!!

Mike was leaving a workout in L.A. Saturday -- keepin' it right and tight -- when our photog asked if his parents were dying of shame thanks to his recent undie-dropping photo shoot with the nudie mag.

But Mike quickly set the record straight and said mom and dad couldn't be happier, explaining "They love it, man."

And in case you're curious (you are) we also asked just how MUCH Schlong of Sunset we'd be seeing in the spread -- so check it out to hear Mike's response.

'Shahs of Sunset' Hunk Drops Trou for Playgirl

"Shahs of Sunset" star Mike Shouhed got a helping hand from his butt oiling assistant/girlfriend as he readied his hairless golden muscles for his Playgirl spread, Sunday in L.A..

While there's no official word if he is going to go full frontal or pull a Levi Johnston, with a strategically placed towel, the 34-year-old real estate stud did let most of it all hang out while prepping for the shoot.

Soon everyone may get to see what his Middle East piece looks like.

'Shahs of Sunset' Star Surfaces in L.A.

It's pretty much freezing everywhere else on the planet ... but this weekend in L.A. it was in the 70s -- and "Shahs of Sunset" star Mercedes "MJ" Javid took full advantage of the warm weather.

Not wanting to waste a moment of sunlight, Javid stepped out in her natural habitat on Sunday -- a hotel pool -- and sunned herself in a wild bikini.

Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful.

Reza from 'Shahs of Sunset' 49ers Will LOSE Super Bowl Thanks to Anti-Gay Player

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Openly gay "Shahs of Sunset" star Reza Farahan is wishing a POX on the 49ers this weekend at the Super Bowl ... all because of cornerback Chris Culliver, who said gays don't belong in the 49ers' locker room.

Reza was out in L.A. yesterday when he unloaded on Culliver for his homophobic remarks -- throwing the double bird in the camera, saying, "I hope you guys lose 'cause you're a douchebag!"

He added, "Don't talk sh*t about the gays motherf**ker! 49ers are going down!!!"

For the record, Culliver has since offered a half-assed nonsensical apology for his anti-gay comments, but we still gotta ask ...

'Shahs of Sunset' Star I Sold Ziggy Marley a $1.1 Million Joint

"Shahs of Sunset" real estate guru Reza Farahan is a bona fide expert on living the high life ... so when Ziggy Marley -- Bob Marley's son -- wanted to snag a primo joint in L.A. ... he knew exactly where to turn.

That's right ... with Reza's help, the Reggae singer scored a brand new crib for $1.1 million!!!

FYI -- Reza's a real estate agent in real life ... in case that wasn't clear.

We're told Ziggy bought the 2,613-square-foot house as an investment property. It's actually two pads attached together -- a duplex -- each with 2 bedrooms and 1 bath.

It's a pretty rare find ... the place dates back to the 1920's and hasn't been on the market in over 4 decades. Plus, it's rocking hardwood floors, granite counters, updated cabinetry and a giant backyard.

... full of grass.

'Shahs of Sunset' Babe Size Me Up, Boys!

"Shahs of Sunset" participant Mercedes Javid has got it -- and ain't afraid to flaunt it ... which is cool since we know she has at least one huge fan, right in our own office. We love ya, MJ!

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