Sex

We're sure the NFL will love this ... a notorious Nevada brothel is making an indecent proposal to the Oakland Raiders ... promising half off all horizontal activities FOREVER ... if the team moves to Vegas.

The offer comes from Dennis Hof ... owner of Nevada's infamous Love Ranch ... who says he's so stoked about the potential Raiders move to Vegas he wants to seal the deal ... by throwing in some ass.

"All Raiders players and staff will receive 50% sex parties at the Love Ranch Vegas."

It's called the "Home Team Advantage Sex Package" and you read right, video coordinators and equipment dudes ... it's for ALL STAFF, so you're good to go too!!!

If you think it's all about debauchery Hof says it isn't ... saying that having a place the players can go and get their swerve on discretely might avoid some Warren Sapp/Greg Anthony situations.

"Our player relations group will help keep their trysts legal and secret."

Mariah Carey has the ultimate defense against claims she was banging her choreographer -- namely, she doesn't bang before marriage, and yeah ... that includes James Packer.

Sources close to Mariah tell us rumors about her relationship with Bryan Tanaka are completely false. We're told Mimi has a long-standing rep as a "traditional girl," and wouldn't blow that for anyone.

That stance extended to her now ex-fiance. We're told even though they lived together and spent weeks at a time on his yacht, they never got sexual. They always had separate rooms in their homes and on their boats.

Mariah's ex, Nick Cannon, can testify to her puritanical values. He's admitted in interviews he had to wait 'til they got hitched to round the bases.

Our Mariah sources say she and James were more like lovesick 12-year-olds -- they made out plenty, but never sealed the deal -- and that's one reason he was pushing hard to get married ASAP.

Ahh ... best laid plans.

Martha Stewart says sexting for her is totally on brand.

We got Martha at LAX and asked about her recent reveal on 'Ellen' that she's sexted. She didn't elaborate then, but she did with us.

She even seems to think hackers could easily leak her sexts if they wanted, and if the media saw 'em ... we'd all **** our pants.

Until then ... get it, Martha.

Jason Derulo's moving on from Daphne Joy to someone who can keep up with his dance moves onstage ... and in the bedroom.

We got Jason at LAX where he was hangin' with one of his backup dancers, Ragon Miller. We ask if she's his new boo ... he pleads the 5th, but kind of gives it up.

Jason's also got a new approach on dating -- never change, 'cause apparently he can do no wrong.

As for whether dancers are better between the sheets, Jason says it best ... rhythm is key.

2:35 PM PT -- Jim Carrey's lawyer, Marty Singer, tells TMZ: "This is just another desperate attempt by the attorney after Cathriona White’s own family distanced themselves from this sham lawsuit yesterday. These distortions and false statements by the attorney do a disservice to Cathriona’s memory and to the truth. Cat White’s biological mother, Brigid Sweetman acknowledged in writing that she received death threats because people believed she was responsible for Cat’s death. This latest attempt to create a diversion by the attorney from his meritless claims just shows how low he will stoop.”

Jim Carrey exposed his late girlfriend to herpes, chlamydia and Hepatitis A by hiding it and continuing to have unprotected sex with her ... according to new docs filed by her mom.

Cathriona White's mother, Brigid Sweetman, claims she has Carrey's positive blood test results and submitted them as evidence to prove he knew he had STDs in January 2013 ... a couple weeks before he was with Cat for Valentine's Day. Even worse -- Sweetman alleges Carrey infected Cat and then played dumb when she told him she had "bumps down there" and was going to get checked out.

For the record, Jim Carrey adamantly denied he transmitted any diseases to Cathriona.

Vegas escorts are moaning alright, but for the wrong reason ... they say the 3rd presidential debate has sucked the sexual drive out of Sin City.

Multiple escort agency owners tell us business has been alarmingly slow over the last 2 days.

The owners and escorts say ... the influx of people for the Trump/Clinton showdown is not the usual crowd coming to Vegas for a good time.

As for why business is down ... the owners have several theories. One ... that everyone's depressed about the way the election has gone, and the crowd isn't up for a fun time.

Another owner had this theory ... the election has been filled with "gotcha" moments, and people are afraid of getting busted.

4:25 PM PST -- Billy Bush just told Variety, "Obviously I’m embarrassed and ashamed. It’s no excuse, but this happened eleven years ago — I was younger, less mature, and acted foolishly in playing along. I’m very sorry."

Donald Trump talked to Billy Bush about trying to bang chicks back in 2005, but Trump says the conversation was clearly private, one-on-one locker room banter that was recorded by an "Access Hollywood" crew.

The Washington Post somehow obtained "Access Hollywood" footage from 2005, where Trump talked in graphic terms about how easy it was for celebs like himself to seduce women, even saying, "Grab them by the p***y. You can do anything."

The Post says Trump was recently married to Melania at the time the conversation was recorded on a bus near the "Days of Our Lives" set.

He's not backing off ... but Ric Flair is certainly trying to make nice with Halle Berry after pissing the actress off by claiming he banged her back in the '90s.

Halle Berry NEVER had sex with Ric Flair ... despite claims the wrestling legend made on his radio show -- this according to Halle's rep.

Wiz Khalifa wants Amber Rose, and everyone else, to know he's not sitting around waiting to fulfill her sexual needs after her "horrible" threesome -- but he'll still let her in his bed.

If you missed it ... Amber said she'd simply rely on her ex from now on, after she had a crappy menage a trois. Wiz fired back Friday morning, saying ... "If I were to say 'I f----- two bitches last week and it was wack. Ima just call my baby's mom.' Would you feel flattered?"

He was clearly pissed, but the weird part is shortly before he tweeted ... Amber had posted a video of her, Wiz and their son, Sebastian, chilling in bed. Now, we'll say this -- it hardly looked like a cozy, romantic setting.

More like good co-parenting.

Just a guess, but Amber might have to look elsewhere for sex. Wiz doesn't sound like he's down to be her booty call.

Amber Rose is not a fan of sharing when it comes to sex.

She's revealing details of her very first threesome -- with a guy and a girl -- and it was NOT a great experience for her. In fact, 32-year-old Amber says she's having nightmares about what went down.

Amber's the new host of the 'Loveline' podcast with Dr. Donaghue, and this was her first episode ... so she's starting with a bang. It'll be available for download early Thursday.

Ja Rule is quite the opposite of a 40-year-old virgin ... he says he got it in before he was even a teen.

We got Ja at LAX and asked him to elaborate on his book "Unruly: The Highs and Lows of Becoming a Man," where he claims he started having sex at 10 or 11 years old.

Turns out he exaggerated a bit ... he was actually 12 when the big moment happened, but apparently it wasn't all that magical.

Toronto Blue Jays superstar Edwin Encarnacion has been sued by a woman who claims he knowingly gave her multiple STDs during a romantic weekend ... TMZ Sports has learned.

The Game went raw over the weekend.

The rapper dropped a new track, "Sauce," Saturday on SoundCloud and straight up raps he banged 3 Kardashians.

Game doesn't say which ... but we're guessing the 3 oldest.

File Under: "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dennis Rodman says he's had 3 MAJOR ACCIDENTS involving his penis ... snapping it multiple times over the years during sex ... and it got bloody every single time.

Rodman gave the gory details to Vice -- explaining how pushing the boundaries during certain sexual escapades resulted in emergency room visits to repair his wounded soldier.

So, the big question ... does The Worm's worm still work?

There are 2 schools on Ozzy Osbourne's sex addiction and how Sharon should react, and we got doctors on both sides of the fence.

First up, Dr. Jenn Mann in Bev Hills ... where she admitted Ozzy's in a tough industry when it comes to staying faithful because "you get a lot of vagina thrown your way." #TrueStory

But she also says Ozzy's problem is way deeper than sex, and hints Sharon taking him back right now could be a big mistake.

Now, across the hall we have Dr. Drew out at Craig's -- and he was all about sympathy and togetherness.

Second opinions can be confusing.