Porn Star Mary Carey Files for Divorce ... Claims Erectile Differences

Porn star and ex-politician Mary Carey is ending her marriage and says it's all because she's super horny and not getting enough nookie.

Mary filed the divorce docs last week in L.A. and cited irreconcilable differences -- but she tells TMZ, at least for her, the marriage to electrician Mario Monge crumbled over their lack of sex.

She claims Mario wanted her to be a housewife, get rid of her XXX moniker and go by her maiden name, Mary Ellen Cook. She admits she just didn't want to let go of her porn alter ego.

Still, it was no quickie ... the marriage lasted more than 6 and a half years. The ex Cali gubernatorial candidate is requesting spousal support, their '03 Cadillac, '04 Corvette and North Hollywood apartment. They don't have any kids.

As for the single life, Mary says she's ready to "meet people and have lots of sex."

The more you know ... men of L.A.

Capt. Sig Hansen Doctors Told Me No Cigs or Sex ... 1 Out of 2 Ain't Bad!

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"Deadliest Catch" star Captain Sig Hansen is calling it quits after suffering a heart attack -- that's right, no more cigarettes ... or at least, fewer of them.

The famous crabber came on "TMZ Live" to talk about his recovery from that heart attack he suffered last week while at sea. Sig says it was a huge wake up call and he's seriously trying to quit his smoking habit.

Cameras were rolling when Sig fell unconscious and we're told it will be part of the show's 12th season which starts later this month on Discovery.

But watch the clip ... he's not so down to cut sex out of his life -- as doctors recommended, temporarily. You gotta see why Sig's even got beef with the little blue pills docs slipped him.

Khloe Kardashian Russell & Ciara's No Sex Vow ... Makes No Sense

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Khloe Kardashian is making it clear she's no fan of keeping it in your pants ... suggesting Russell Wilson and Ciara's celibacy pact is a stunt for the public.

Khloe was chopping it up on her FYI show "Kocktails With Khloe" when she went in on Russell and Ciara's pledge of no nookie until marriage ... implying their pledge was more for image than religion.

The comments are super interesting considering Ciara and Khloe's big sis Kim have been friends for YEARS ... even having play dates between North and Ciara's baby son, Future.

Check out the clip -- the shade is sooooo real.

Donald Trump I Have a Big D***

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HE'S PACKIN'
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Donald Trump went after Marco Rubio for insinuating he came up short below the belt, telling a crowd Thursday night, he has a big ol' penis.

Trump squared off with his opponents at the latest Republican debate, and right out of the box addressed Rubio's barb, "And you know what they say about men with small hands. You Can't trust them."

Trump made it clear ... he's big where it counts, hands down.

Andrei Kirilenko Still Has the Sex Pass ... Wife Says

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It's been 10 years since Andrei Kirilenko announced that his wife gave him 1 free sex pass per year to bang a groupie ... so when we saw them at LAX Thursday we had to ask -- is the offer still good???

The 35-year-old -- who retired from the NBA last year -- deferred the answer to his wife Masha ... who essentially told us AK still gets the green light ... but coated it with guilt.

"It's just up to him if he accepts [the sex pass] or not."

But the best part of the video is when we ask Masha if the offer goes both ways -- and wait'll you hear what she says.

GET IT, GIRL!

Russell Wilson Your Penis Hates You Right Now

Here's Ciara at the Grammys.

Dear Russell Wilson ... good luck.

Kanye West I Gave Ray J a Heads Up I Rapped About Him Hitting Kim First

Kanye West mocked Ray J during his album release concert Thursday -- about both of them having sex with Kim Kardashian -- but we've learned Kanye called Ray ahead of time to squash any beef.

In one of the tracks, Kanye rapped, "Me and Ray J would probably be friends if we wasn't in love with the same bitch ... you might have hit it first, but I'm rich, though."

The kinder, gentler Kanye must have realized Ray could have taken it badly and launched an attack, so Kim's hubby launched his preemptive strike.

We're told Kanye ran into Brandy and they talked face-to-face, he asked her to tell her brother he meant no harm or disrespect by the lyrics ... he said is was pure fun and he was not talking trash about Ray J's bank account.

In addition, Kanye's rep contacted Ray J's manager, David Weintraub, to reaffirm the message.

As for how Ray J received it, we're told he's cool with both Kanye and Kim and appreciates Kanye reaching out.

Our Ray J sources say he also wants to make something very clear ... he's also very rich and currently has 4 TV shows on the air.

Steve Austin I Don't Wanna See Sunny's Porno Friends Don't Watch Friends Bang

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Count Steve Austin out for a screening of fellow WWE legend Sunny's sex tape ... 'cause the rattlesnake says he's "not interested" in watching his old pal get carnally pinned.

Austin was arriving at LAX when we had to ask ... is there any chance he might check out "Sunny Side Up" ... his ex co-worker's first foray into the world of lube and regret.

Peep the video -- Austin makes it clear he has zero chance of putting eyes on the work of art ... saying the two were just too friendly back in the day for him to be into it.

Good man. We'll watch for you and let you know how it turned out.

WWE Diva Tammy Sytch Challenges Chyna to a Sex Match!

Tammy Sytch is licking her chops at the release of her celeb porn video that hit the Internet Monday and challenged former wrestler turned porn star Chyna to a match.

Now that she's prime time in the porn world, Tammy's taking the opportunity to challenge her friend Chyna, telling us ... "without a doubt she can kick my ass in the wrestling ring, but I really don't think she stands a chance against me where it matters most. In the bedroom."

Tammy's feeling confident, now that her Vivid Entertainment video "Sunny Side Up" is live on the web, but remember ... Chyna is no stranger to the porn ring.

Tammy even gave her the option of either a one-on-one sex match or they could bring in a man and see who taps out first.

Let the games begin!

Josh Duggar I'm Not Letting That Porn Star Drop Her Case

The porn star who sued Josh Duggar for allegedly roughing her up during a sexual encounter wants to drop the case ... but Josh is not willing to let it go that easily.

Danica Dillon wants to dismiss her lawsuit, but there's a catch. She wants the option to refile at some point in the future ... this according to new legal docs.

Here's her problem. Under the law she lost her right to simply drop the case with an option to refile. Dillon says in the docs her lawyers approached Josh's attorneys to see if they'd be agreeable to the dismissal, but they balked.

Josh's lawyers say they'll only agree if Dillon drops her case forever and retracts her allegations on her social media accounts. He also wants her to foot his legal bills.

She's refusing Josh's offer, and adds in the docs he might think twice before digging his heels in, because of his admission he's been treated for sex addiction.

As TMZ first reported, Duggar claims he never had sex with Dillon and has an alibi to prove it.

Amber Rose Put 'Kanye's Favorite Finger' ... Up YOUR Butt!!

Amber Rose's now famous ass-play tweet at Kanye could turn into a huge cash grab for her if a sex toy company gets its wish.

Sextoy.com, the largest online sex toy distributor, wants Amber's help plugging its prostate massagers. They think Amber would be a perfect fit -- the product's already finger-like -- so they want a mold of her magical digit ... or as they describe it, "Kanye's favorite finger."

The company's CEO, Sextoy Dave, thinks Amber's tweet will "educate many people on the joys of prostate stimulation" -- a silver-ish lining to her beef with Kanye.

They're offering Amber her own product line and a big percentage of the sales.

Hustler to Rob Kardashian Really Wanna Screw Your Family?

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are getting the chance to star in a brand new Kardashian sex tape ... with an earning potential of 7 figures.

TMZ obtained the letter sent from Hustler honcho, Larry Flynt, to Rob and Blac -- asking them to consider shooting a video for the company's celebrity sex tape division.

Flynt says Hustler is looking to be a major player in celebrity porn ... and thinks R&B's fan base will benefit all involved.

He promises they could be looking at earnings of a million dollars or more.

Remember ... Ray J and Kim are STILL cashing checks from their 2007 sex tape ... maybe the family business ain't so bad.

Kanye West Amber Rose Never Oil Checked Me

Kanye West is an anal virgin.

That's the upshot of his denial about Amber Rose's fingers being up his ass. Ye waited a day to declare, "I'm not into that kind of s**t."

In fact, he says this applies to ALL his exes -- "I never let them play with my ass... I don't do that... I stay away from that area all together."

He also made a strange claim about his and Kim's love turning exes into friends -- which could mean he wants to be buddies with Amber.

Just not THAT kind of buddy.

JoJo Before World Ends I Want a GREAT Orgasm!!!

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GOIN' OUT WITH A BANG!!
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"Too Little Too Late" singer JoJo has a plan if the apocalypse ever looms large ... Indian food and sex.

She's 25 now ... still, it's a little uncomfortable.

5 Seconds of Summer's Michael Clifford Welcome to Condom Nation!!!

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5 Seconds of Summer guitarist Michael Clifford was greeted at LAX Tuesday by a fan who clearly had his back ... with an offering that could save him millions of dollars in child support.

It definitely got his attention, and he seemed appreciative ... or Louis Tomlinson scared the crap out of him.

Master P Big Crush ... On Tiniest Stripper

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Looks like someone's ready to go down ...

The premiere episode of Master P's new Playboy Radio show "Doin Tha Most" went off with a bang -- because P nearly banged his co-host Sassee Cassee, the world's smallest stripper.

We got video of the taping and let's just say the sexual chemistry is palpable, and a little uncomfortable -- especially when P's co-host, J Tweezy, starts talking size ... and not Sassee's.

But hey, Master P is single and as Cassee says ... once you go small, you never go tall.