'Sex' Girls Know How to Make 'Em Laugh

The "Sex and the City" NYC premiere will be hilarious, even if the film sucks.

Sources tell TMZ Sarah Jessica Parker has 50 tix to the May 27 show at Radio City Music Hall. Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis each scored 25. So even if it's a giant yawn, 125 people will be laughing their skinny little asses off.

Parker got the extra tix because she contributed a lot to the Caroline Kennedy Fund for Public Schools, the beneficiary of the event.

'Sex & the City' Who's the Bitch?

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Jennifer Hudson were all swarmed by fans in NYC -- and we'll give you one guess which one snubbed the entire crowd.

Sex & the City -- Who's the Bitch?

Also in NY: Random buds David Chappelle & James Lipton, a non-cottage cheese flashing Mischa Barton, one of the Olsens and boob-bustin' Tiffany "New York" Pollard.

In L.A.: Rue McClanahan killed any hope for a "Golden Girls" reunion, Tara Reid was out with a new man, Nicole Scherzinger take a taste of her country flavor and one pap screwed up Melinda Clarke's name -- while singing her Happy Birthday.

Miranda, That's Not Steve!

"Sex and the City" star Cynthia Nixon enjoyed a night out with her girlfriend Christine Marinoni at a NYC benefit.

Boy, are they in love!

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Kristin Davis, B/F, B/F's Friend -- Bad Three-Way

So those Kristin Davis photos making the rounds ... we've now been in touch with someone involved in the whole deal, and here's what we know.

The photos, we're told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That's right, they are just photos -- no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it's not quite 20.

We're told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party. Classy, huh?

The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we're told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.

And now you know the rest of the story.

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Sex in Kristin's City

Holy Charlotte York! Rumors have been floating around the Internet that there is a sex tape featuring "Sex and the City's" Kristin Davis. Well, not exactly.

TMZ has learned that approximately 20 salacious photos dating back five years have re-surfaced featuring what looks like Davis in several compromising positions. We hear the pics were taken by an ex-boyfriend and are now being shopped by a broker from California.

The big question is, why are these being shopped now? "SATC" is ovah! Well, for starters, the movie is coming out in May. That can generate some buzz. Also, the market for sex tapes and racy photos was not what it is today (thank you very much Paris Hilton).

As for Kristin, her rep tells us unequivocally that she's seen one of the pics and "This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape."

Good Lord That's a Nice Ass!

Kim Cattrall is the luckiest woman on the planet. Folks, this is her job.

Kimmy is actually getting paid to grab Jason Lewis' bare ass. Maybe the "SATC" movie will be good!

Get the fluffer, stat!

SJP Wins by a Hair

Sarah Jessica Parker walked out of a NYC hair salon yesterday actually smiling. Seems all it takes is playing to her vanity.

SJP Wins By a Hair

So we got her before the do and after. How much of a diff did it really make? You decide.

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Grandma Called, She Wants Her Bikini Back

Kim Cattrall hit the beach in Malibu yesterday with a cute little dog to shoot a scene for the new "Sex and the City" movie.

Look at that bitch go.

SJP to Fans: Sorry, But I Gotta Get to Work!

Getting to work on time is tough for Sarah Jessica Parker, what with all the traffic, commuters ... and pesky fans wanting to take your picture!

SJP to Fans: Sorry, But I Gotta Get to Work!

While on her way to the "Sex and the City" set in Soho this weekend, a harried and unamused Parker met up with some unexpected congestion at every turn -- in the form of admiring gawkers trying to snap her pic. Taxi!

Check out how not even a pair of stiletto ankle boots can slow Carrie Bradshaw down!

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Mr. Big Expecting Little Bundle

Sexy Mr. Big, real name Chris Noth of "Sex and the City" fame, and girlfriend Tara Wilson, are expecting their first child, according to Page Six. UsMagazine.com confirmed it with Noth's business partner this afternoon.

Noth's rep confirmed the pregnancy and issued the following statement: "Chris and Tara are very happy and have always agreed to keep what is most personal in their lives private." A source claims Tara is five months pregnant.

No wedding plans have been announced. No surprise there -- Mr. Big will never commit!

Sarah Jessica Parker: Pants Problem in the City

A mousy-tressed Sarah Jessica Parker was all argyle on the set of "Sex and The City" yesterday. Clad only in a garish, electric blue sweatshirt and thigh-high socks, SJP seemed to have forgotten her bottoms! Then again, who hasn't forgotten a bottom or two?!

Sarah did a skirt-free strut through Central Park, in sky-high heels and a smile. Put on some pants!

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One Night in Vegas: Pam and Rick Wed!

Third time's a charm? Blonde bombshell Pam Anderson wed sex tape prince Rick Salomon last night in Las Vegas. The two were married at the Mirage Hotel in a ceremony attended by Anderson's kids, as well as celeb friends Tobey Maguire and Lukas Haas, reports People.

Pammy did the deed in a denim Valentino dress ... wash and wear?

Anderson's previously been married to rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and Salomon was briefly wed to "Charmed" witch Shannen Doherty. Rick is the "co-star" and producer of "One Night in Paris," the Paris Hilton sex tape, from which he is said to have earned millions.

Sex and the Dream Sequence?

About those pics of Sarah Jessica Parker in a wedding gown that have leaked from the set of "Sex and the City" ... don't jump to any happily wed conclusions -- SJP's Carrie may not be marrying longtime love Mr. Big just yet.
A source close to the set says that the wedding sequence -- along with scenes of a pregnant Charlotte -- are actually from "dream sequences" in the film.

The source told Page Six, "They're playing mind tricks with the fans. The pictures have been staged to make people think they're following a predictable plot, but these are really only dreams. Everyone's wondering how Charlotte could finally get pregnant after all that time. They're loving that everyone's imaginations are running wild."

Party Favors...Montel in Holy Matrimony

Talk show talking head Montel Williams married longtime girlfriend Tara Fowler on Saturday afternoon in Bermuda. The pair wed in front of 60 guests, including Williams' 18-year-old daughter from his first marriage.

Crowing for Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker was walking around the "Sex and the City" set in New York yesterday, when someone started crowing at her like a rooster. Didn't Carrie take care of those animals back in Season 3?!

Crowing for Sarah Jessica Parker

Carrie Bradshaw: Sox and the City

As if giant flowers weren't bad enough, "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker is now looking to inspire forty-year-old women across the country to wear ... thigh-high stockings! Little Middle-Aged Orphan Carrie!

While shooting the SATC movie in Manhattan this weekend, the 42-year-old alleged fashion plate's ridiculous half-gloves, Hester Prynn shoes and schoolgirl thigh-highs hit a new low!

If this keeps up, the only thing Carrie Bradshaw will need to wear is a straitjacket!

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Sarah Jessica Parker Attacked by Giant Flower

"Sex and the City" is back, better and bigger than ever -- and so is Sarah Jessica Parker's ridiculous flower accessory! Time to dust off your pashminas and Fendi baguettes too!

TMZ caught Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis (sans baby bump) and Cynthia Nixon as they filmed scenes for the highly-anticipated "Sex" film, but it was SJP's unfortunate Bobby Trendy-esque floral faux-pas that took center stage! We're just not that into you!

There are some things not even a member of the Manolo-wearing fab four can pull off! But should!

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Just Like Old "Sex" -- More of the Same

It was 1998 all over again as Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth did their best Carrie-and-Big all over the Upper East Side yesterday.

TMZ cameras caught the on-screen couple in various states of canoodle and just plain idling as the "Sex and the City" flick finally began shooting in New York. Despite the producers' attempts to keep lensmen away from the set, we managed to find SJP and Noth in a number of tony locations, including just outside celebriteria Nello's.

Despite appearances to the contrary, we caught the minuscule Sarah Jessica actually grazing at the craft services table -- a shock along the lines of finding Carrie Bradshaw in flats!