Prince William, Harry & Kate I'll Race Ya!

Prince William might be first in line to the throne but he was second to finish during a practice sesh for the London marathon.

Will, his wife, Kate, and Prince Harry squared off Sunday for an impromptu 100 meter sprint at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park, where racers were training for April's 42.195 kilometer run (that's 26.2 miles, if you're wondering.)

Will's got nice form, but still got beat by his little bro. Kate finished last.

So much for British chivalry.

Queen Elizabeth Likey Likey Topless Dudes

Queen Elizabeth might be 90 years old, but she had the eyes of a 20-year-old on Spring Break when she came face-to-face with some shirtless guys ... in skirts.

The Queen got a face full of the dudes in traditional Fijian grass skirts during an exhibition in England. That smile screams ... Fuel up the jet, Jeeves! We're going to Fiji!

It's good to be the Queen.

Prince Harry Pops a Squat ... Runs for Homeless Kids

Prince Harry doesn't want kids in the UK to go without a roof over their heads ... so he's popping a squat and breaking a sweat to make sure that happens.

Harry went into full workout mode Thursday with members of The Running Charity in London -- an org that raises money and helps homeless youths find housing and stability.

He's clearly serious about the cause ... as seen in his impeccable form. Well done.

Prince William Back to Pilot Duty

Prince William's back in uniform and saving lives! Just another day for the future King of England.

The Duke of Cambridge was back at work after a holiday break as an air ambulance pilot ... landing the chopper at a hospital in Cambridge. William -- who previously flew for the RAF -- ain't just a flyboy. He also helped medics transfer the patient to an ambulance.

Way to put your back into it, Your Highness.

Prince Harry Just Me and Meghan

Prince Harry has been dating actress Meghan Markle since the summer ... but they've escaped the lenses of London ... until now.

The Sun snapped Harry for the first time Tuesday night with his new American TV star GF, where he reportedly snagged tickets to a play at the last minute.

We're not surprised Meghan got the royal treatment for their date night. Quite frankly, anything less would be ... rubbish.

Rihanna & Prince Harry Bleeding for Your Attention

Rihanna and Prince Harry teamed up to get pricked ... and all for an excellent cause.

The pop star and his royal highness are on a mission in Barbados, RiRi's native land ... bringing awareness on World AIDS Day. They happily demonstrated how easy it is to get tested.

#TakeABow

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Prince Harry Dear Peasants, Leave My Boo Alone You're Being a Royal Pain

Prince Harry has waved his scepter and spoken from the throne -- he wants the media to cut the crap when it comes to speaking ill of his new TV star girlfriend ... NOW.

Britain's prince issued a statement from Kensington Palace Tuesday saying a wave of recent harassment onto his new bird, Meghan Markle has finally crossed a line ... and he's had enough.

In the statement, Harry says Meghan's been subject to front page smears, sexism and outright racism in national newspapers and other media outlets ... not to mention feeling the wrath of "online trolls."

The statement goes on to say Harry is concerned for Meghan's safety and feels he hasn't been able to protect his new girlfriend, who's on the USA show, "Suits." He wants everyone involved to "pause and reflect" before any more damage is done.

#YesYourHighness

Prince George When Pressed ... I'm Adorable

Prince George got smushed as he left Canada ... in the super cutest of ways.

Georgie was about to take flight as he and the fam left the country and pressed his nose against the plane window on the way out.

He definitely wins by a nose.

William and Kate Oh Canada ... Here We Are!!!

William and Kate make a good family ... period.

The brood -- with Charlotte in the air and George secured by mommy and daddy -- arrived at Victoria Airport to begin their Canadian tour.

They were greeted by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife, Sophie Trudeau.

Now that's a contest ... hotter couple.

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Prince Harry HIV/AIDS Test Results It Only Takes a Minute

Prince Harry showed the world ... staying sexually safe and responsible is super easy.

Harry took an HIV/AIDS test in front of the cameras, to show the world -- and especially the thousands of people in the UK who have the virus but don't know it -- it's as easy as sitting down and getting results just minutes later.

The test is nothing more than a pin prick. In Harry's case ... he's negative.

Harry's making HIV/AIDS part of his royal agenda ... something his mom did as well.

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Prince George Fit to Have a Fit

Prince George braved out the helicopter ride ... but then melted down.

Prince William, Kate Middleton and the little guy visited The Royal International Air Tattoo in Fairford, England Friday ... and he showed the world, sometimes the royals are just like us.

Prince William & Kate Middleton Sending Orlando 'Deepest Condolences'

Prince William and Kate Middleton mourned and paid their respects to the Orlando shooting victims all the way from the U.K.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge signed a book of condolence Tuesday inside the U.S. Embassy in London ... with an American flag serving as their backdrop.

If the look on their faces didn't say enough ... their words did.

Prince Harry Disney's Still a Scream ... Just Like It Was with Mom

Prince Harry took the same dive at Disney World he took 23 years ago with his mother, Princess Diana.

Harry was screaming through the big drop on Splash Mountain last week in Orlando ... and, no doubt, reminiscing about his 1993 visit to the park with Di and his big bro William.

They grow up so fast ...

Prince Harry Royal Polo Salute ... Someone's #1

Prince Harry put his own personal touch on the centuries-old "sport of kings" with a simple flip of the bird.

Harry and his steed were playing in the Sentebale Royal Salute Polo Cup in Wellington, Florida -- when someone pissed him off.

The person on the receiving end of that finger? Royally screwed.

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau EPIC INTERNATIONAL SMACK TALK Calls Out Obama & Royals

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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau has plunged Canada into a world war of international trash talk ... with a video he made calling out the U.S. and Great Britain.

Those two countries have been embroiled in a NATO-threatening battle of words since last Friday ... all because of the Invictus games -- an international sporting competition between wounded servicemen.

Barack & Michelle Obama fired the first smack shot via social media, calling out Great Britain ... and dropping the mic.

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Of course the Brits would never surrender or appease (lol) ... so Prince Harry struck back -- and brought the FREAKIN' QUEEN HERSELF into it ... who royally scoffed at Obama's shot.

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We gotta say ... kudos to the Canucks for actually having your PM himself hit the deck for a couple of pushies ... which makes the mic drop a little more swag.

Seriously though, good luck to everyone involved with this great event ... especially the USA.