Royal Family

David Drew Howe -- the Maryland man/TLC reality star who claims he's a direct descendant of the family that once ruled the Isle of Man -- is having trouble getting allegiance from his subjects.

TLC's "Suddenly Royal" premiered this week, chronicling the journey of Howe and family as they spend 6 weeks in the self-governing British island, trying to gain control based on his lineage.

The local parliament is scoffing British style, saying Howe "is not to be taken seriously." The spokesperson added, "the Head of State of the Isle of Man is and remains Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II."

Howe says he has legal claim to the throne because he placed an official notice in the London Gazette, claiming his rule and no one objected. He doesn't want to oust the Queen, but he wants the title and the perks.

On the surface the locals think Howe's a doofus, but we're told on another level they're happy the show is bringing attention, and hopefully tourists, to the island.

Prince Philip has a royally bad potty mouth ... and he doesn’t care who hears it.

Philip got testy with a meticulous photog during a group photo -- that included Prince William -- for the 75th anniversary of the “Battle of Britain.”

First, the 94-year-old husband of Queen Elizabeth II spouted out “just take it” to get the whole process moving along … but then he really lost his composure and let out profanity fit for a king … which he's not.

Get too close to Queen Elizabeth II, and you might take a shot to the face ... is the lesson a a 6-year-old girl learned at the hand of a Royal Guard.

The little girl, named Maisie, got the chance of a lifetime when she handed flowers and curtsied for QE2 Thursday in Wales.

But watch, right after her moment in the sun, Maisie got a quick reminder life sucks sometimes -- 'cause Lizzie's guard decided to snap off a VERY enthusiastic salute ... and nearly took off the kid's head.

Princess Charlotte is making her public debut -- and she already has to share the spotlight with her big brother, aka ... the Heir to the Throne.

Kensington Palace just released the first official photo of Prince William and Kate's baby girl -- who was born on May 2 -- and while it's an adorable shot ... it's not a solo portrait.

Prince George, who's a month shy of turning 2, is holding his little sister in the pic.

Oh, the life of the spare.

Prince Harry struck some emotional gold during his visit to New Zealand ... where he ran into a former teacher who holds a special place in his heart.

After his reaction to the unexpected reunion ... Harry could be the coolest Brit on Earth -- if that damn Clive Owen would just give him a chance.

Prince Harry just experienced how small the world really is ... because today he ran into his former teacher who consoled him during Princess Diana's tragic death.

The Prince got a huge shock while greeting an ecstatic crowd in Christchurch, NZ -- Vicki McBratney stepped forward and brought an unexpected smile to Harry's face. McBratney was by his side at London's Ludgrove School in 1997 as he dealt with the horrific news.

They shared a brief hug, friendly kiss on the cheek, and she handed him childhood pics from his school days -- and it's obvious they were close.

Cool moment for Harry.

Prince William and Kate Middleton caused a huge stir in London by taking their new baby out for a stroll amongst the commoners -- or at least they would have ... but instead a couple of look-alikes did it.

The imposters are definitely dead ringers for Wills and Kate -- and, of course, the baby stroller made everyone think they were getting a first look at Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Several people shamelessly came up and asked for pictures.

Alas, the fake royals are really just Heidi Agan and Simon Watkinson -- they're kinda famous over there for posing as the royal couple -- but obviously not so famous they can't still fool the kingdom.

Kate Middleton bounced back hours after giving birth to a little girl who is now 4th in line to become England's head honcho, thanks to Prince William.

The third in line to the throne briefly left the hospital Saturday where his wife, Kate Middleton, gave birth to the 8 lb. 3 oz. baby. William returned 10 minutes later with 1-year-old George.

Daughter and mom are doing great, and William -- who was present during the birth -- did not look the worse for wear.

The baby -- whose name has not been announced -- is now 4th in line for the throne, behind Charles, William and George ... and 5th if you count Tommen Baratheon.

THIS is a sight to behold ... in the middle of the Cavaliers/Nets game Monday night ... British security swarmed the hardwood as Prince William and Kate Middleton held court ... for Beyonce and Jay Z.

You gotta watch the video ... at the end of the 3rd quarter at Barclays Center in Brooklyn, the crowd roars as Jay and Bey saunter across the court to waiting royalty.

The 2 girls yak it up as the guys chitchat ... and it's all captured on the Jumbotron.

Prince William arrived at Reagan National Airport Monday morning as part of his three-day jaunt in the States ... and he rolled with a HUGE entourage of Brits.

Our photog tried to ask William a question -- and he did flash a smile and wave -- but getting any closer would probably have been met with resistance from the gaggle of suited security guards by his royal side.

In an effort to prove he's just a regular, normal insanely wealthy guy ... Prince Harry hit up a youth rugby tournament in England this week -- and taught the sport to a bunch of starstruck boys and girls.

The 30-year-old -- who's also the Patron of England Rugby’s All Schools Programme -- played in a couple of games ... did a little coaching ... and hung out with some rugby pros who were also in attendance.

In unrelated news ... seems Prince Harry is on the prowl again.

The guy reportedly broke up with his girlfriend Cressida Bonas and was recently seen making out with a mystery blonde.

Kate Middleton is knocked up again, and just like last time ... The Duchess of Cambridge is puking her guts out like a sorority chick during rush week.

Power puking -- it's the new Royal thing to do ... when you're pregnant! (Don't get any ideas, Harry)

Get ready for Royal Baby Fever all over again ... Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting their second child.

Buckingham Palace Kate is once again suffering from hyperemesis gravidarum, as she was when she was pregnant with her Prince George, who was born last July. The condition is like morning sickness, only more severe.

The child will become fourth in line to the British throne ... behind Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince George ... and Prince Harry drops to fifth.

Some guys just can't catch a break.

It ain't exactly Selena Gomez and Cara Delevinge -- but Camilla Parker Bowles and her girlfriends are getting their party on Ibiza-style too.

The Duchess of Cornwall flaunted her crown jewels on a boat, while wearing a red one-piece -- that looks exactly like the classic "Baywatch" suits. Suck it Pam Anderson.

No sign of Prince Charles ... seems like Camilla's on a girls-only trip. Look what you're missing, Chuck.

Here's something to get Queen Elizabeth's britches in a bunch -- video of one of her famous Royal Foot Guards slacking on the job, but in a pretty funny way.

The radical break with royal tradition went down at Buckingham Palace ... where the guard in question decided to put on a show for tourists -- cracking smiles, making faces, and sticking out his tongue.

QE2's protectors usually stand stoned face and never react to anything.

It consists of a thousand blades ... was forged together with the hot breath of an ancient dragon ... but Queen Elizabeth II didn't seem to impressed today when she laid her eyes upon the Iron Throne.

QE was out in Northern Ireland checking out the set of "Game of Thrones" when she got up close and personal with the chair reserved for the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms.

During her tour of the set, Lizzy met a bunch of the cast members ... including Lena Headey, Maisie Williams, Sophie Turner, Kit Harington, Rose Leslie and Conleth Hill.

As for the Queen's REAL throne -- it's pretty pimptastic.