Ben Affleck Ex-Nanny Brags ... I'm Living the Lexus Life Now

Ben Affleck's former nanny is really enjoying unemployment -- flaunting a brand new convertible overlooking a Southern California beach!

Christine Ouzounian said, "Keep calm and meet my new drop top Lexi" ... which appears to be a Lexus IS ... with a retail price that starts around $43,000. ET was first to report Christine's IG post.

Ouzounian -- rumored to be at the center of Jennifer Garner and Ben's break up -- is getting used to the high life. A pic just surfaced of her on a private jet ... wearing all 4 of Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings! She was reportedly flying with Ben and Brady to a June poker tournament in Las Vegas.

Best nanny golden parachute ... ever.

Chris Brown Gets Smart ... Dodges Possible DUI?

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Chris Brown is a responsible adult -- let that sink in ... and then watch him make maybe the smartest decision we've ever seen him make ... on camera, anyway.

Chris voluntarily handed over the keys to his brand new $200k Rezvani Beast on Sunday ... right after walking out of Penthouse nightclub in West Hollywood.

It's pretty amazing and commendable to watch unfold -- Chris actually jumped behind the wheel of his exotic supercar, ready to roll.

But watch, there's a quick discussion with a friend ... and then the hand-off to another friend.

They grow up so fast.

Kylie Jenner Forget a Used Mercedes ... Gets a Sick B-Day Ferrari From Tyga

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Kylie Jenner got a birthday present that blows that G-Wagon away ... a Ferrari 458 convertible.

Tyga presented his now-of-age-girlfriend with the $260K whip outside Bootsy Bellows in WeHo after a night of celebrating, and everyone was there. Kim, Kanye, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, Kris and Caitlyn ... among others.

Other celebs joined in, including Joe Jonas, Gigi Hadid, Kevin Durant, James Harden, Kyle Massey, Nash Grier, and Zayn Malik.

As TMZ reported, Kylie was driving a cherry red 2013 Mercedes G-Wagon to her family dinner Friday night. It turns out the SUV was Blac Chyna's until Tyga recently demanded it back. He had it painted red, picked it up Friday and she was behind the wheel Friday night. A Kardashian source insists Tyga didn't give her the hand-me-down SUV ... she just happened to be driving it.

Celebrity car consultant Richie Rich hooked up Tyga with the new Ferrari, complete with big red bow.

Tyga Happy Birthday Kylie ... Hope You Like the SUV as Much as Blac Chyna!

5:55 P.M. PST -- A source close to the Kardashians tells TMZ, Kylie just happened to be driving the G-Wagon to her birthday dinner Friday night, but it's Tyga's SUV and not a birthday present. The source acknowledges it's the same G-Wagon Blac Chyna was driving.

Kylie Jenner got a spiffy red Mercedes G-Wagon from Tyga Friday, presumably for her 18th birthday. It's a used Mercedes, which is not a problem. The problem is who used it before her -- Blac Chyna!

Turns out Tyga bought the 2013 SUV new and gave it to baby mama and then-GF Blac Chyna. We're told Tyga was the registered owner of the whip, which was black. Blac Chyna had it re-painted white and then re-re painted pink.

Our sources say recently Tyga told Blac Chyna she had to get a new car and return the G-Wagon, which she did. We're told Tyga had it painted red, picked it up Friday and Friday night Kylie was behind the wheel.

The telltale sign ... the license number Blac Chyna had is the same as Kylie's.

Can't blame a guy for tryin' ... well ... maybe.

Chris Brown Outbids Tyga to Snag 500 HP Supercar ... FIRST!

Chris Brown wanted so badly to be the first kid on his block with a Rezvani Beast -- a 500 horsepower street-legal race car -- he paid an extra $35,000 to make it happen!

A rep for Rezvani tells TMZ, Chris snagged the first Beast ever made -- sight unseen, mind you -- after ponying up $200,000 ... even though the list price is a mere $165k.

Usually the cars are handmade in about 12-14 weeks, but CB couldn't wait. He worked a deal with Rezvani reps Laureen Clarke and Charm Brittian -- Chris paid an extra $35k, and they guaranteed he'd get model 001 in just 2 weeks.

The deal meant Chris would beat out his pal Tyga, who was also angling for one.

The Beast has no doors, no roof, weighs just 1,650 pounds and goes 0-60 mph in just 2.7 seconds -- and no, it doesn't come with a car seat.

Sorry, Royalty ... daddy's got a new baby.

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MLB Star Hector Olivera Drops $300k For Nightclub On Wheels!

With Hector Olivera being traded from the Dodgers to the Braves ... he's got a one helluva ride to make the long distance trip -- a SWAGGED OUT $300k pimp van ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Olivera -- who signed a $62.5 MILLION contract with the Dodgers back in May -- recently dropped $60k on a Mercedes Benz sprinter van ... so he could hit the clubs in style and comfort just like Floyd Mayweather and Tyrese.

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And just like Floyd and Tyrese, Hector wanted to PIMP THE HELL out of his ride ... so he took it to Alex Vega at the AutoFirm in Miami and dropped $250k to make the inside look like a sick private jet.

Two personal black leather reclining seats ... with an L-shaped bench ... and two 50-inch flat screen TVs. Plus, it's got an Avorza sound system, bar set up and an ice maker!

It's the perfect ride for a guy who wants to party RESPONSIBLY ... it's like Gronk's party bus on steroids.

Your move, Gronk.

Adrien Broner Flosses New Benz and Maybach

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Adrien Broner made $1.3 million for his fight against Shawn Porter, who beat him soundly for 11 of the 12 rounds.

With his new riches Broner decided to buy a couple of new cars, a Benz and a Maybach ... so say our friends at BlackSportsOnline.

Broner is scheduled to be back in the ring in October. No word on if the opponent will be a soft touch or another big name.

Hate him or love him, his fights are fairly entertaining for various reasons ... win, lose or draw. If you want a good laugh, just read the Instagram comments on Broner’s page, people are very passionate about his lifestyle.

Chris Johnson Allegedly Smashed Rolls-Royce ...NFL Star Calls B.S.

Chris Johnson is accused of trashing a rental car -- a $300,000 rental car -- but the running back says he's caught a shameless attempted cash grab ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Johnson rented a Rolls-Royce Ghost in January 2014 ... from Just 4 Luxury in Miami. J4L claims CJ paid cash upfront for 2 days, but kept the car for almost 5. They also say he ran up the miles and smashed the grill ... which had to be replaced.

The rental company's honchos tell us they plan to sue if Johnson doesn't pony up cash to cover the following:

-Rental, 3 additional days at $1,100 per day = $3,300
-Mileage charge, 500 miles at $1.50 per mile = $750
-Replacement grill = $11,000
-Grill Installation = $1,500

That would bring Johnson's tab to $16,550 -- but a rep for the NFL star says CJ denies any wrongdoing, and has paid everything he owes. The rep adds ... the car wasn't damaged, and the allegations "are not substantiated."

Whoever's responsible ... check out the dinged up grill. THAT's $11,000?!! Your Honda Accord has its advantages.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Surprises Protege with A Brand New Whip!

Life's good when you're on The Money Team ... 'cause one of Floyd Mayweather's proteges tells TMZ Sports the boxing champ hooked him up with a brand spanking new ride worth over $30k!

Okay, it's not a Bugatti or a Ferrari, but Ashley Theophane -- who's 38-6 -- ain't complaining. Theophane tells us he was chillin' at home when Floyd called and said meet him at a dealership.

When he arrived Floyd handed him the keys to a fully loaded 2015 Chrysler 300. Theophane says he needed a car, but had no idea his mentor was hooking it up like this.

AT says it's Floyd's way of showing him love for winning 5 straight fights. He added, "Floyd makes so much money. He likes to take care of his team."

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Grandmaster Flash Stupid Valet Gave ... My Car to a THIEF!!!

Grandmaster Flash lost his prized and customized possession because an overly generous -- and not so bright valet -- simply handed over the keys to a car thief.

Flash tells us his custom made 2014 white Dodge Charger-- nicknamed The Ghost -- was jacked from a parking structure in NYC last Thursday. Most frustrating of all ... he says the parking attendant didn't ask for any ID or parking ticket from the thief.

Law enforcement sources tell us cops were called, but that was merely to take down a stolen car report. The Ghost had long since vanished by the time cops got there.

Flash -- famous for rap classics like "White Lines" and "The Message" -- also lost some vintage vinyl records that were in his whip. He's considering a lawsuit against the parking company.

Don't push him 'cause he's close to the edge ...

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Reggie Bush My Rolls-Royce Is Killing Me ... At the Gas Pump

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Reggie Bush has normal people problems -- the price of gas is absolutely crushing his new 49ers contract ... every time he has to refuel his feakin' Rolls-Royce. Yeah, don't feel too bad for him.

Reggie was gassing up his sick Rolls in Brentwood ... and our photog gave him some dap on the new baby he and his wife just had -- but he was totally distracted by the pillaging going on at the pump.

Check out the hit his wallet took. It'll make you feel better about your Prius ... for a while.

Then you'll quickly go back to wishing you had a Rolls.

Caitlyn Jenner Not Balling THAT Hard ... Her Lambo Is Just For Show

Caitlyn Jenner is not quite the lady pimp she appeared to be ... but she's definitely as showy.

As we told you ... a Lamborghini Aventador -- base price $400k -- showed up in her driveway on Tuesday ... via flatbed delivery truck. While we're sure she COULD afford one ... turns out Caitlyn did not buy it -- it's just a rental for her docuseries.

Sources close to "I Am Cait" production tell us the show rented the exotic whip for a scene they're shooting.

Remember, Caitlyn's still into Bruce's fave hobbies -- driving ATVs and motorcycles, so it's not shocking she might feel the need for Lambo speed.

Caitlyn Jenner Check Out My ... New Killer Curves

Caitlyn Jenner has something sexy, new and Italian to flaunt ... her custom made exotic sports car.

Caitlyn had her tricked out Lambo Aventador delivered by flatbed truck to her Malibu home early Tuesday. It's a pretty Kardashian-esque purchase -- remember, Kanye's got one of his own. Base price is $400k, so you can bet this bad boy ran her more like half a mil.

Sorry, Caitlyn but we already see trouble brewing. Getting in and out of a Lambo in a pencil skirt can't be easy!

Ben Affleck Nobody Does a Dodge Better than Me

Ben Affleck now has a car suitable for his newly-formed Batman muscles ... a 2015 Dodge Challenger Hellcat.

Ben was tooling around in his newest acquisition Tuesday near the family home in Pacific Palisades. It's a rare ride ... only 2,000 were manufactured.

The car goes for $90k and it has plenty of power ... 707 horsepower.

One final fun fact ... Ben bought the car over the phone. That's Affleck money.

Tracy Morgan Back in the Driver's Seat

Tracy Morgan took a huge leap forward in his recovery, and he did it in style.

Tracy -- who was severely injured in a horrible car crash a year ago -- was cruising in a sick, silver Lambo Saturday afternoon on 5th Ave in NYC.

Steve Lacy, the anchor at Fox 5 in New York, took the pic. He says he first noticed the Lambo, and was floored when he saw who was behind the wheel. Steve says he asked Tracy how he was doing and the comedian said he was good and flashed the peace sign.

Lacy says Morgan "was just like the Tracy we knew."

Floyd Mayweather Drops $100K On One-Of-A-Kind Jeep

Another day, another fancy whip for Floyd Mayweather ... this time the luxury gearhead is going off-road ... dropping some serious cash to upgrade an ordinary Jeep into a Money-worthy stunt mobile.

TMZ Sports spoke with Alex Vega -- the customizing guru down at The Auto Firm in Miami -- and he tells us Mayweather dipped into his deep pockets and pulled out $100k to transform his 2015 Jeep Wrangler.

We're told Floyd wanted every inch of the ride customized ... so he added a new front hood, Avorza 35 inch wheels, new bumpers, and red LED base lights to make the streets glow red when he cruises.

He wasn't done there though ... 'cause the guys at The Auto Firm went all futuristic on the Jeep adding a super slick iPad integration system which controls everything inside of the vehicle.

Hey, it might not be a $4.8 million supercar ... but it definitely has more room for strippers.

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