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This guy didn't follow the rules of the parking lot and as his SUV was being towed away he decided to hop in the drivers seat and put the pedal to the metal.

Ever been stuck in a traffic jam then realize all the cars were backed up for no reason? Well, it may have had something to do these knuckleheads.

For some reason these dumb-dumbs thought doing donuts in the middle of the I-25 highway in Albuquerque, New Mexico was a good idea.

If Floyd Mayweather is the master of self-promotion, Paris Hilton is the mistress -- and she used Floyd's purchase of a super rare $4.8 mil hyper car to let the world know her BF is super rich too.

Floyd Mayweather wasted no time flossin' in his brand new $5 million super car ... taking it out to his favorite restaurant in Vegas -- Fatburger ... TMZ Sports has learned.

The boxer had been gunning to buy the Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita for months through his car guy Obi Okeke of Fusion Luxury Motors -- and when he finally took possession over the weekend, he was dyin' to take it for a spin.

We're told he parked the car outside of the Fatburger on the Vegas strip early Sunday morning ... and popped the hood to show people the ridiculously fast engine.

But after onlookers began to crowd the ride, Floyd decided he didn't want to risk driving it home -- too many obstacles -- so he called in a flatbed truck to safely return it to his mansion.

#RichPeopleProblems

Bad news pimps ... that tricked out blue and yellow Hummer with the baby blue SUEDE interior didn't really belong to Mike Vick ... so says Mike Vick.

The 2001 Hummer H1 -- which looks like one of the "Despicable Me" minions on wheels -- hit the eBay auction block recently ... with the seller touting the fact it used to belong to the NFL star and "no expense was spared."

We called Vick to get the backstory ... and that's when his rep broke the bad news telling us, "It's not his car. He's never owned a Hummer, period."

We're told Vick doesn't want to waste his time taking legal action -- he just wants people to know the truth. He also said he would never ever buy anything that looks like this.

Oscar De La Hoya has some serious financial advice for his up and coming fighters ... don't blow $5 MILLION on a fancy car -- go electric.

By the way, Oscar was leaving Katsuya in Hollywood with boxing superstar Canelo Alvarez -- who's prepping for his fight with Miguel Cotto in Nov.

Kylie Jenner loves that $260,000 Ferrari Tyga bought for her 18th birthday ... but the white just isn't her thing.

It appears Kylie had the ridiculously expensive whip painted while she played in St. Barts.

Behold ... one of the most rare and expensive cars in the world -- a $4.8 MILLION Koenigsegg -- and it's now officially in Floyd Mayweather's garage.

Donald Trump has the Midas touch ... a car he bought for a famous ex-wife nearly a quarter century ago just sold for thousands of dollars above the original sticker price.

It's a 1991 Acura NSX Trump bought for Marla Maples, who looked hot posing next to it back in the day. Purchase price: $35k. She unloaded it in 2005 to Mark Dobkin for the original price.

Mark's a clever guy ... he put the car up for sale on eBay recently, and made it crystal clear it has a Trump/Maples pedigree.

His marketing worked fantastically ... the car fetched $48,000. Mind you, the Kelly Blue Book values the car at $20k.

When you think about it, Mark isn't a Trump believer, because if he held the car until late January 2017, think about what it could be worth.

Pink's Hot Dogs -- the most iconic eatery in Hollywood -- just had a customer come crashing up to its counter ... driving his or her car up on the sidewalk and smashing into parking meters.

According to witnesses ... it appears no one was seriously hurt when the car came to a stop, just inches from Pink's famed counter top. We're told the car careened onto the sidewalk after colliding with another vehicle in the street.

There's always a long line for the dogs -- so, it's really amazing no one was injured. Even more incredible ... looks like no one dared lose their place in line, despite the car wreck!

Warning to tourists: There is NO drive-thru window at Pink's.

This guy is gunning for 5 stars every time because he's turning his routine point A to point B rides into a 1, 2 step and a Do-Re-Mi in his car.

Jonathan must be a huge fan of "The Weeknd" 'cause he transformed his Uber ride into a full-on music video for the song "Can't Feel My Face" ... and everyone involved seemed to love it.

Kylie Jenner has car problems ... she's got so many they don't fit in her garage, so she's getting rid of the Range Rover to make way for her new Ferrari and G-Wagon.

Kylie has a 2014 Range Rover Autobiography, which she's now selling through a private broker for $173k. Financing is NOT available. It's a cash only deal.

Kylie bought the Rover for $195k new and spent $25k tricking it out. It has 6,000 miles.

The freshly-minted 18-year-old has cars coming out of her ears. Tyga gave her the $260,000 Ferrari for her birthday, and she bought herself a new G-Wagon which is in the shop getting upgrades. And there's that red G-Wagon that was owned by Blac Chyna that Kylie drove to her birthday dinner, although she says she just borrowed it from Tyga.

So wanna buy a used car?

Friends of the Kardashians are saying Kris and company are incredulous Blac Chyna would even suggest Kylie would need her hand-me-down G-Wagon, and based on the pic TMZ obtained ... they have a point.

Check out the pic of Kris Jenner's Hidden Hills driveway ... 4 G-Wagons in park and Kylie's is in the shop getting tricked out.

The friends say Kylie got a new, military green G-Wagon several weeks ago and doesn't need a used one as a backup. Short story, the friends say the Kardashians can't believe people aren't buying the fact that Kylie was simply driving Tyga's G-Wagon to her birthday dinner.

Bret Michaels continues to prove he'll bump em' no matter what age ... even in the middle of the road.

An eyewitness says Michaels was cruising in a Mercedes in Scottsdale, AZ Friday morning when he got just a little too close to the car in front.

We're told not a lot of damage ... Bret exchanged info with the woman and the two went on their own way.

Ray J just dropped $165k for a car, on the woman who got arrested for beating him up.

Ray gave Princess Love -- who allegedly attacked Ray J in February in New Orleans -- a 2015 Mercedes S63 AMG for her birthday.

She needs a car, because after they broke up he ungifted her 2012 Bentley.

We're told the two are talking again, but Ray says they're not dating.

And get this ... Ray sold his Ferrari and plunked down the proceeds at RD Whittington's Scottsdale Sports Car Group to buy 2 cars -- the Mercedes for her and a Maybach for him.

Ben Affleck is not funding the new, lavish lifestyle of his former nanny ... this according to people very close to the situation.

Former nanny, Christine Ouzounian, proudly posted a pic of her new convertible Lexus, leading people to believe Ben was underwriting her.

Our sources say absolutely not.

As for Ben flying Christine back from the Bahamas and to Vegas with Tom Brady, we're told a group of people were on the plane, and various people were trying on Brady's Super Bowl rings, including Christine.

There are several reports Ben has put Christine up in a high end L.A. hotel, but our sources say that's absolutely not true.