Ride Me

To our knowledge, no high speed chase ensued and no pedestrian road kill.

Just before the crash, Knight was stopped at a stop sign. Cops say he should not have entered the intersection because it wasn't clear of traffic -- they say he ran into the other car, sending a woman to the hospital. The male in the car also complained of minor injuries.

Knight will not be ticketed because it's not LAPD policy to ticket on infractions that aren't committed in their presence.

Nothing like some cardio to get you pumped and ready to take on whatever comes your way.

While GF Miranda Kerr will be pleased OB didn't drink and drive, we're not sure how she'll feel about the numbers written on his hand or the group of chicks who rode off with him in the cab.

Maybe a DUI isn't so bad after all.

Linds was being driven out of Sky Bar when once again, she fell victim to her bad car-ma -- her driver crashed into one of the bar's impossible-to-miss, 30-foot tall, mahogany doors.

Nobody was hurt and Lohan eventually rolled out ... but pay attention to the beginning of the video -- the "boom" is pretty damn hard to miss.

That's what Reggie Bush did outside My House (the club), and Kim's skill behind the wheel was debatable, at best.

The car alarm sounded when Kim got in the driver's seat. Warning sign? We're just sayin'.

Felicia left her gig assisting the Jonas Bros. with their flat irons and tight jeans to jump on the Britney Resurrection Tour.

Anyone who can manage to deter Brit from getting behind the wheel is a keeper.

OK -- he only partly blames us, but the former "In Living Color" star claims his rep as the guy with the crappy rides precedes him when he talks to chicks. But according to Tommy, things are gonna change....

It began at around 8:00 PM. A man driving a Bentley was engaged in a slow speed chase with cops. The way the story went -- police say the man was suspected of assault with a deadly weapon on his girlfriend and was supposed to rendezvous with a woman near the freeway. Word spread it may have been Chris Brown. As usual, the media danced around it dropping hints but never said it -- though they kinda did.

In the end, the driver stopped, there was as standoff and he shot himself in the head. He was taken to the hospital and pronounced dead.

Now the 22-year-old Spanish stud can give anyone a ride.

Weird Al Yankovic was just involved in a three-car fender-bender in Hollywood -- not too weird considering people in California suck at driving in the rain.

It was a simple chain reaction -- a taxi cab rear-ended a car that rear-ended Weird Al.

We're told everyone was fine and the people involved even exchanged information before going on their separate ways.