Ride Me

Thankfully, the "Family Guy" creator was there for the Brian Griffin-esque play-by-play.

First LC moves on with Brody and now this.

"Laguna Beach" tool Jason Wahler was just ordered to pay $15K in punitive damages to the tow truck driver he slapped back in 2006.

A jury decided yesterday Wahler had to pay $5,000 in actual damages, resulting in a total of 20 grand -- all for getting slap happy with the help.

Next time, Jason should just man up and fix his own ride.

Locklear hit Orso in LA on Thursday, where she was so nervous about having to move her sweet 7 Series BMW out of the jam packed lot -- she had the valet do it instead. If only he was around back in September ...

Hulk and Linda are at each others' throat again, and this time we're told it's over a combination of Hulk's prized Rolls-Royce and his worst enemy -- Linda's 19-year-old boyfriend.

The Rolls-Royce in question was to sit in storage until their marital assets were divided -- because the car loses value if driven. But Linda recently wanted to take it on a joy ride anyway.

Once Hulk's counsel got word Linda was having the car prepped to drive, they had the Rolls moved to an undisclosed location.

Sources tell us the car's insurance was "woefully inadequate," and Hulk had fears Linda's 19-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill would drive it -- which could have put the extremely expensive car at risk.

Her bodyguard was not as calm, hopping out of the car to quickly blame the paps for the bust-up.

Say what you will about her fake reality life -- the girl is getting paid in a major way. Take that, Audrina!

Despite the state of our economy, the 47-year-old father of eight isn't keeping his financial status on the down low.

Emilio was in his native city of San Antonio when a truck turned into his car and hit him. His wife was driving at the time. He was taken away on a stretcher, with a neck brace.

Maybe he was just nervous about being on camera again ...

After setting up a test-drive to see if he wanted the classic car -- which "Big Bro" would've had to purchase from the rightful owner -- Memphis realized the gas-guzzler wasn't for him and chose to pocket an undisclosed amount of greenbacks instead.

In the first episode of BB10, Memphis won a sweet 1969 Camaro in a car-pulling contest (don't ask). Small problem -- "Big Brother" couldn't give the car away because the show didn't own it. We're told someone else actually held the title. In fact, the car had already been returned to the owner almost immediately after the contest.

Memphis the Mixologist was none the wiser because no one told him about the snag while he was inside the house. But on Tuesday, Memphis gained his freedom, losing to Dan, and learned the car he had come to treasure wasn't really his. Another problem -- the car has been repainted since it was on the show.

We're told producers are now scrambling to buy the car from the real owner. Sources say the real owner will turn the keys over for $24,000. A '69 Camaro online sell for anywhere between 7 and as much as 80 grand. Fact is, Big Bro doesn't have a lot of bargaining power, so they are more SOL than HOH.

We made several calls to "Big Brother" -- so far, no comment.

With a ride like that, the 20-year-old will be able to not sleep with anyone he wants.