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Carl Winslow is gonna be pissed ... because TMZ has learned the guy who played his son Eddie on "Family Matters" just had his car impounded by cops in L.A.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Darius McCrary was pulled over Monday morning after he allegedly ran a stop sign.

During the stop, we're told cops noticed Eddie's driver's license was expired -- so they ticketed him for the expired license ... then impounded his Jaguar for good measure.

We're guessing Eddie's gonna find a way to blame this all on Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

The adorable eight-year-old played captain Thursday by taking the wheel of a water taxi in Venice, Italy.

The bike -- which Jesse built himself -- is currently up for sale on eBay for $125,000.

It's engraved with the famous mechanic's nickname "Vanilla Gorilla."

Turns out, Eliza's big brother -- actor Nathaniel Dushku -- was busted in the desert city of Barstow, CA back in January, after cops say dude was speeding down the highway at more than 100 MPH.

Nate was due back in court yesterday -- and Rick and Eliza made the drive to lend support.

Heather Locklear was arrested for hit-and-run last Saturday ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ at around 4 AM, someone heard a crash near North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, CA.

The person who heard the crash didn't call the Ventura County Sheriff's Department until 7:48 PM that night. Deputies went out to the area and found a knocked over "no parking" sign and obvious signs of a car that went up the curb, striking the sign.

Deputies confirmed through investigation that the car in question was Locklear's black BMW. The collision was very close to Locklear's home.

Deputies then went to Locklear's home, saw damage to the BMW that was consistent with the collision, and arrested her for hit-and-run. A court date has been set for May 17.

The offense is a misdemeanor, so Locklear was not taken into custody -- just cited and released. An official from the Ventura County Sheriff's Department tells TMZ a hit-and-run citation constitutes an "arrest."

Back in 2008, Locklear was arrested in Santa Barbara for allegedly driving under the influence of prescription medications.

She ended up pleading no contest to a misdemeanor charge of reckless driving and was placed on three years informal probation. A Santa Barbara prosecutor tells us he's looking into the latest incident, which could be a probation violation.

Turns out, another guy who lives nearby got into a crash last night and had his BMW towed near his home, around where Heather allegedly plowed into a stop sign last Saturday.

Our well placed sources at the DMV tell us Bieber rolled through the office with his mom -- didn't have to wait in line ... and ultimately, got a little photo session at the DMV license counter.

Bieb's rep wouldn't confirm if Justin is now licensed to drive, but we're told he did pull off one amazing accomplishment -- the photographer let Justin take several photos so he wouldn't wind up with a crappy pic ... like the rest of us.

In what has to be one of the oddest marketing campaigns ever ... a San Diego exotic car dealer actually wants Jesse James' AM#1 to be photographed driving their car.

We're told McGee traded her BMW for the slightly used Maserati ... a sweet deal for her. As for the exotic car company ... we're wondering how many people who fit Bombshell's profile are really in the market?

Considering his driving history, maybe we should have let them call a taxi.

Dr. Arnold Klein put his 2004 Chevrolet SSR up for sale on eBay, because he says he can't bare to ride in it since the singer's death.

Dr. Klein tells TMZ Jackson loved driving over to the "Willard" house in Hancock Park (pictured above). It's the house where the movie "Willard" was filmed -- it's kind of the monster version of MJ's song, "Ben."

Klein says Michael believed the house was populated by aliens and monsters.

So the Chevy is now on the eBay auction block ... the highest bid so far is $9,100. Klein says it's worth $31,000.

BTW, Time Magazine ranked the SSR as one of the 50 worst trucks of all time. Do we hear $300?

A rep from the Beverly Hills PD tells TMZ the accident occurred Monday around 4 PM -- emergency vehicles responded to the scene.

A witness tells us it didn't appear that anyone was seriously injured in the wreck.

A rep for Poitier had no comment.

UPDATE: The Beverly Hills PD released a statement saying, "Poitier was driving a dark colored Mercedes Benz northbound when it collided with a dark colored Porsche."

According to cops, Poitier was not injured -- but a passenger in the Porsche was transported to UCLA Medical Center with non-life threatening injuries.

An investigation is underway.

King took a ride in Snoop's yellow whip in Hollywood. It's part of Friday's Snoop Doggie interview on "Larry King Live." Larry was a 'lil startled when the rapper cranked up the hydraulics.

At least this time he used good judgment ... and wore protection.

For the second time in less than a month, the mother of two checked out the $150K Italian sports car on Monday.

But sources tell us there's no chance in hell her father -- or the judge -- will let the conservatorship wonder buy the car.

She's been acting on "The Hills" for all these years ... who needs more practice?