Rob Kardashian Scott Disick's Perfect Girl Is a 'F***ing Whore'

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Rob Kardashian made a small but memorable appearance on his family's reality show ... choosing some wild words when talking about the perfect girl for Scott Disick.

Kris Jenner called up Rob on Thursday's episode of "The Kardashians," hoping her son could give some insight into finding a lady for Kourtney's ex ... with her saying the gal has to have a sense of humor like Scott.

She got Rob on the phone and asked what his perfect girl would be -- his answer? A "f***ing whore."

Kris took that as a sign to cut their phone call short, with Rob not seeming to be in the mood to chat further. A producer even brought up that Disney, which owns Hulu, wouldn't be too keen on Rob's choice of words.

As you know, Rob appeared more often on the fam's original show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," touching on his struggles with his mental health and weight until he finally chose to step out of the limelight entirely.

He also make a return to reality TV when he starred in a show with his boo at the time, Blac Chyna, but that was canned after their breakup.

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BTW, Rob has been spotted by some hardcore fans in the background of the Hulu show, but he has yet to make an official return -- if you don't count his less-than-helpful words for Scott, that is.

TEDDI MELLENCAMP ALQUILO MI LUJOSA CASA DE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

La estrella de "RHOBH" Teddi Mellencamp y su marido están alquilando su espaciosa casa de Hollywood Hills.

Teddi y su marido, Edwin Arroyave, han puesto su hogar en el mercado por $ 35k al mes. La propiedad de 4.206 pies cuadrados tiene 5 dormitorios y tiene un montón de ventajas.

Su magnífica casa, situada justo encima de la icónica Sunset Strip, viene con una bañera y vestidor en el dormitorio principal, un gimnasio y una oficina en casa en la propiedad y una piscina en la parte trasera que se extiende sobre la ladera.

Eso no es todo, Teddi y Edwin tienen un spa climatizado, salón al aire libre y una cocina de barbacoa y bar, así que hay toneladas de opciones para entretener a los invitados.

Teddi y Edwin comparten su vivienda principal en otro barrio de Los Ángeles no muy lejano.

A propósito, Farrah Brittany de la Agencia ya tiene arrendataria, y es ni más ni menos que la hija de la estrella de "RHOBH", Kyle Richards y Mauricio Umansky.

En otras palabras, ¡la venta se queda en la familia de "Real Housewives"!

'RHOBH' Teddi Mellencamp Rent My Swanky H'wood Hills Pad ... But it Won't Come Cheap!!!

'Real Housewives' star Teddi Mellencamp's renting out her Hollywood Hills home, a palatial spot with obvious appeal for anyone -- well, anyone able to spend a small fortune each month.

Teddi and her husband, Edwin Arroyave, have put their pad on the rental market for $35k a month. Yes, you read that right ... welcome to L.A., where 5-figure rent gets you 4,206 square feet, 5 bedrooms and lots of other amenities.

Their gorgeous home, sitting right above the iconic Sunset Strip, comes with a soaking tub and walk-in dressing room in the main bedroom, a gym and home office on property and a pool out back that extends over the hillside.

That's not all -- Teddi and Edwin's place has a heated spa, outdoor lounge and a BBQ kitchen and bar.

So, basically exactly what everyone imagines living and entertaining in the Hollywood Hills would be.

The "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" couple have another home where they live ... not too far away from the Hills rental.

BTW, Farrah Brittany of The Agency holds the listing -- who just so happens to be the daughter of "RHOBH" star Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky.

In other words, the sale is stayin' in the 'Real Housewives' fam!

Kardashians, Logan Paul Doctor Behind Bars For NBA Fraud Scheme ... Worked With Tons of Celebs

The chiropractor to a ton of Hollywood stars -- ranging from the Kardashians to Logan Paul and Kevin Hart -- won't be providing services any time soon ... cuz he's now behind bars.

Dr. Patrick Khaziran is famous for appearing on "The Kardashians" and working with huge names like Jamie Foxx and Diddy ... but he got busted for his role in a fraud scheme with former NBA players and is now locked up at USP Lompoc in California.

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Known as "Dr. Pat" to the Kardashians, he's featured on the latest episode of the famous family's Hulu series ... getting high praise from Khloe, who is trying to sell him as the answer to Scott Disick's lingering back problems from a 2022 car accident.

In the episode, Scott and Khloe pay Dr. Pat a visit at his chiropractic office in Los Angeles ... which prosecutors claimed was at the center of a scheme to defraud the NBA's health plan out of millions.

The feds say Dr. Pat created fraudulent invoices former NBA players used to bill the league's healthcare plan for medical services that were never actually provided.

The FBI says Dr. Pat was part of the fraud scheme from at least 2016 to 2019 ... during which the feds say he cost the NBA health plan $1.3 million in losses, pocketing $439K for himself and splitting the rest of the dough with former NBA players.

Dr. Pat, who is also a favorite of current NBA players Tristan Thompson and Justise Winslow, was ultimately convicted ... and in February he was sentenced to 30 months in prison.

No word if the inmates watch "The Kardashians" where Dr. Pat's locked up.

Rachel Leviss Sells Lightning Bolt Necklace, TomTom Hoodies ... Tom Loses Power Over Me

Rachel Leviss is ridding herself of every memory of Tom Sandoval ... she just sold off a necklace and some sweatshirts with connections to the Scandoval.

The former "Vanderpump Rules" sold her lightning bolt necklace on eBay for $5,300 after an all-out bidding war erupted ... there were 131 offers for the piece of reality TV history.

Remember ... Rachel bought the 14K gold necklace to match one Tom wore on the show and it ended up being a clue to their infamous affair.

In her eBay listing, Rachel noted the jewelry was "symbolic of my devotion to another person who I allowed to have power over me. He no longer does."

Rachel also cut ties with a pair of hoodies from Tom's restaurant, TomTom ... they received 122 bids and sold for $9,500.

She says she wore one of the sweatshirts to BravoCon 2022 before we broke the story of her affair with Tom ... and she later gave the hoodie to Andy Cohen the night "everything blew up in my face."

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Rachel says she's donating the proceeds to the National Alliance of Mental Illness ... a non-profit offering education programs for folks affected by mental illness.

As you know, Rachel stepped away to deal with her mental health in the aftermath of the Scandoval and a combative 'VPR' reunion show ... and she decided against returning for the following season.

LA 'MADRE ADOLESCENTE' KAILYN LOWRY HACE UN BATIDO DE PLACENTA Y ARTE Tras el nacimiento de su 5º hijo

Kailyn Lowry tiene un nuevo bebé en su vida y con él vienen todas las alegrías de la maternidad; incluyendo una bebida natural después del parto directamente desde el vientre.

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La estrella de 'Teen Mom' publicó un clip llamativo en las redes sociales el lunes mostrando la mezcla de su propia placenta vertida en un frasco de Mason con una pajita, claramente listo para beber y solo podemos suponer que lo hizo.

Ella no solo ingirió su propia placenta, además mostró diferentes obras de arte que hizo con las sobras de su útero.

Parece que ella y su amigo "el Picasso de placentas" tomaron precauciones al manipularla. Hicieron uso de guantes y otros equipos de protección. Kailyn describe de toda la experiencia: "Esta fue la segunda vez que llegué a trabajar con @lancasterplacentaco".

Esa es una empresa que ofrece servicios de encapsulación de placenta, que al parecer, es un gran negocio.

Todo esto viene luego del nacimiento de otro niño llamado Río. Ella comparte el bebé con su novio, Elijah Scott y Kailyn reveló la semana pasada que dio a luz el año pasado, manteniéndolo en secreto.

Normalmente, las noticias del bebé de Kailyn son públicas, pero esta vez dice que quería mantenerlo para sí misma y fuera de los focos. Le dijo a People: "Yo quería ser capaz de contar mi propia historia en mis propios términos y compartir la información que quería compartir en lugar de estar bajo la presión de una obligación contractual".

Kailyn tiene otros cuatro hijos: Creed, de 3 años, Lux, de 6, Lincoln, de 9, e Isaac, de 13 años. Su nuevo bebé se llama Rio.

En cuanto a la placenta... bueno, es algo que la gente hace, especialmente las mamás famosas.

'Teen Mom' Kailyn Lowry Makes Placenta Smoothie & Art After Birth of 5th Child

Kailyn Lowry has a new baby in her life, and with it comes all the joys of motherhood ... including a post-birth beverage that's au naturel, and straight from the womb.

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The 'Teen Mom' star posted an eye-popping clip on social media Monday ... showing her blending up her own placenta and pouring into a Mason jar, complete with a straw -- which was clearly ready to drink ... and we can only assume she did.

She wasn't just going to ingest her own placenta, though ... it looks like Kailyn spread it around on paper as well, showing off different art pieces she made with her uterus leftovers.

We'll say this ... the placenta Picassos aren't half bad -- and it looks like she/her fam took precautions handling it, including using gloves and other protective gear. KL writes of the whole experience ... "This was the second time I got to work with @lancasterplacentaco."

That's a company that offers placenta encapsulation services ... apparently, it's big business.

Of course, all this placenta fun comes on the heels of her announcing that she welcomed another kid -- her fifth, a son named Rio. She shares the baby with her BF, Elijah Scott ... and Kailyn revealed last week that she gave birth last year, keeping it under wraps.

Normally, Kailyn's baby news is very public -- but this time around, she says she wanted to keep it to herself and out of the spotlight. She told People, "I wanted to be able to tell my own story on my own terms and kind of share what information I wanted to share instead of being within a contractual obligation or storyline."

Kailyn has 4 other children -- 3-year-old Creed, 6-year-old Lux, 9-year-old Lincoln and 13-year-old Isaac. Her newest bundle of joy is named Rio.

As for the placenta thing ... well, it's something folks do -- especially celebrity moms.

Kim Zolciak & Kroy Biermann GA Mansion Listed for Sale at $6M Amid Nasty Divorce

Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann are in a giant money hole, but their house is worth millions ... and they just listed it for sale while in the middle of their nasty divorce.

The Milton, Georgia just hit the market for $6,000,000 ... it's got 7 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms and a beautiful pool in the backyard. If Kim and Kroy get asking price, they'll make a substantial profit on the property as they bought it back in 2012 for $880,000.

Located on a golf course, the home also comes equipped with a home gym, movie theater, wine cellar, bar, arcade and plenty of space to spread out.

Interestingly enough, the home was scheduled to go into foreclosure next month ... so Kim and Kroy are getting ahead of the auction in attempting to sell it themselves.

Remember, we were the first to report when Kroy filed docs asking the judge to allow the sale of the home in order to help pay off the estranged couple's various debts.

The house sale marks just another chapter in the couple's contentious divorce ... with allegations of gambling addiction, drug use and at one point both dismissed their divorce petitions -- only for Kroy to file once again.

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Kim has said she believes the two can work things out -- especially because they've been having sex again -- but Kroy says he's not changing his mind this time ... he wants out.

Cardi B Slips Into Kim K's Skims New Colors To Shape Those Curves

Cardi B joined Kim Kardashian's Skims campaign ... adding a sexy boost to the billion-dollar brand's "Cotton Collection."

The Diamond-selling rapper says the undies make her feel "snatched" in a press release Monday, modeling an array of new colors that put all her curvaceous features on display!!!

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Kim K's got quite the celebrity army wearing her labels and Cardi recently completed the trifecta along with Ice Spice and SZA of Hip Hop stars who rock Skims.

Cardi's been on the move helping hubby Offset promote his new album ... the new collab is right on brand for her.

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And, the campaign isn't going to piss off PETA this time around ... a solution for everybody!!!

Tara Reid Llévame de vuelta a las 'Special Forces'

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Tara Reid dice haber aprendido mucho sobre sí misma al filmar "Special Forces" ... y a pesar de retirarse de la competencia al principio, desea una segunda oportunidad.

El jueves nos encontramos con Tara a las afueras de Crossroads Kitchen, en WeHo, y nos contó por qué decidió probar suerte en la brutalmente difícil serie de competencias -- principalmente, quería probarse a sí misma, que valía la pena después de haber sido víctima de acoso durante años.

La actriz de 47 años de edad dijo estar dispuesta a volver a probar el agotador programa ... incluso después de haberse retirado de la competencia durante el segundo día del entrenamiento, pero admite que no tuvo mucho tiempo para prepararse antes de dirigirse a Nueva Zelanda.

Para su información, Tara nos contó que se ha conmovido por todo el apoyo que ha recibido de los admiradores ... leyendo los dulces comentarios sobre su determinación.

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Una cosa es segura -- si no regresa, sus admiradores sin duda estarán apoyándola para que resista hasta el final.

Jenelle Evans & David Eason's Runaway Son ... Neglect & Assault Charges Almost Certain

Jenelle Evans and David Eason could soon be facing charges of assault and neglect in the ongoing saga with Jenelle's 14-year-old son, Jace … TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... they expect they'll wrap their investigation very soon, and just interviewed Jace this past week. Our sources say at this point, it appears charges will be filed for both neglect and assault.

What hasn't yet been determined, we're told, is whether both Jenelle and David will get hit with charges ... or if only one of them will face legal repercussions.

TMZ broke the story ... cops started treating Jace's situation as a possible case of neglect after the young teen ran away from home for a third time in about a month.

Cops say Jace told officers David had assaulted him and appeared to have visible marks on his neck and arm, making the investigation that much more serious. What's more, we’re told there's video of the alleged assault and cops have it in their possession.

David Eason is Jace's stepdad … Jenelle regained custody of the 14-year-old from her mother, Barbara, earlier this year. Barbara had stepped in years ago to take custody of Jace after Jenelle was unable to properly care for her son.

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We reached out to Jenelle and David for comment ... so far, no word back.

HIJO FUGITIVO DE JENELLE EVANS Y DAVID EASON CASI SEGUROS LOS CARGOS POR AGRESIÓN Y NEGLIGENCIA

Jenelle Evans y David Eason pronto podrían enfrentar cargos por agresión y negligencia en la saga en curso con el hijo de 14 años de Jenelle, Jace ... se enteró TMZ.

Las fuentes de las fuerzas policiales le dijeron a TMZ ... que esperan poder cerrar su investigación muy pronto y recién acaban de entrevistar a Jace la semana pasada. Nuestras fuentes nos dicen que, en este momento, parece que los cargos serán presentados tanto por agresión como por negligencia.

Lo que aún no se ha determinado, nos dijeron, es si los cargos serán imputados tanto para Jenelle como para David ... o si solo uno de ellos tendrá que enfrentar las consecuencias.

TMZ publicó la historia ... los policías comenzaron a tratar la situación de Jace como un posible caso de negligencia después de que el joven adolescente huyó de su hogar por tercera ocasión hace aproximadamente un mes.

Los policías dicen que Jace les comentó a los oficiales que David lo había agredido y que parecía tener marcas visibles en el cuello y brazo, haciendo que la investigación fuera mucho más seria. Es más, se nos ha dicho que hay un video de la presunta agresión y los policías lo tienen en su poder.

David Eason es el padrastro de Jace ... Jenelle recuperó la custodia del niño de 14 años de su madre, Barbara, a inicios del año. Barbara había intervenido desde hace años para tomar la custodia de Jace después de que Jenelle no podía cuidar adecuadamente a su hijo.

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Nos pusimos en contacto con Jenelle y David para conocer sus comentarios ... hasta el momento, no hemos recibido respuesta.

Judge Mathis New Ebony Alert's Good, Not Racist ... Way To Go Gov. Newsom!!!

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Judge Mathis is applauding California's new Ebony Alert for missing Black children and women ... he says it's long overdue, and he's glad Gov. Gavin Newsom got it done.

We got the TV magistrate Friday at Via Alloro in Beverly Hills and asked him about the state's new system to report and find missing Black kids and women, which Newsom just signed into law.

Judge Mathis says missing Black girls are the most underserved group of people, and he thinks the Ebony Alert will go a long way towards righting that wrong.

Remember ... there was a ton of outrage earlier this week when the Ebony Alert was announced, with some folks saying it was modern-day segregation because it's completely separate from the longstanding Amber Alert.

Judge Mathis isn't buying that argument ... he says that's just not the way society operates, and until there's a true level playing field for all, special programs like the Ebony Alert are needed for marginalized groups.

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The author behind the bill, California State Senator Steven Bradford, previously told us the new system was needed because law enforcement was doing its job when it came to missing Black folks, and there weren't enough resources either.

Judge Mathis agrees ... and it sounds like he feels Newsom hit a home run here.

Scott Disick Car Crash Made Me 'Terrible' In Bed!!! Weight Gain, Back Pain Don't Help

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Scott Disick is still suffering from his 2022 car crash in a bunch of different ways ... and it all adds up to making his sex life total crap.

Lord D opened up about the aftermath of his accident on Thursday's episode of "The Kardashians" as Khloé Kardashian took him to see a doctor for his back pain -- something he attributes to his Lamborghini rollover wreck last year near Calabasas.

The back pain isn't all Scott says he's still dealing with ... he also says the accident led to some weight gain and all of it is directly affecting his sex life.

When the doc asks Scott what he'd usually do for fun before the crash, he says sex but admits he's terrible at it now, thanks to a lack of mobility. Khloé's no doctor, but she's got some sorta bedside manner ... because she asks Scott if he'll be motivated to fix his pain so he can "get back on the wagon to f**k?"

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Scott even jokingly suggests maybe once he's all healed up, he and Khloé could test out his new back in the sack! Not surprisingly ... Kourtney's sis refused to participate in that joke!

TMZ broke the story, Scott's accident was a scary one ... but thankfully, no one else was involved in the accident. Outwardly, he walked away with just a minor cut to his head, but obviously, there was more internal damage.

Scott later revealed he was going to pick up his son, Mason, when he turned the wheel a little too sharply and smacked into a pillar.

Scott Disick Soy terrible en la cama después del accidente de carro La subida de peso y el dolor de espalda no ayudan...

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Scott Disick todavía está sufriendo por su accidente de carro en 2022, de un montón de maneras diferentes, y todo eso está haciendo que su vida sexual sea una mierda total.

Lord D se abrió sobre las secuelas de su accidente en el episodio del jueves de "The Kardashians", mientras Khloé Kardashian lo llevaba a ver a un médico por su dolor de espalda, algo que él atribuye al accidente con su Lamborghini cerca de Calabasas.

El dolor de espalda no es lo único con lo que está lidiando, también dice que el accidente le provocó un aumento de peso y que ambas cosas afectan directamente su vida sexual.

Cuando el médico le pregunta a Scott lo que solía hacer para divertirse antes del accidente, él dice que tener sexo, pero admite que es terrible en eso ahora, debido a la falta de movilidad. Khloé no es doctora, pero tiene buenos modales porque le pregunta a Scott si estaría interesado en sanar su dolor y así poder "volver a follar".

Scott incluso sugiere en broma que tal vez cuando esté curado, él y Khloé podrían probar su nueva espalda en la cama. Como era de esperar, ¡la hermana de Kourtney se negó a participar en la broma!

TMZ dio la noticia, el accidente de Scott fue un susto, pero por suerte, nadie más estuvo involucrado en el accidente. Exteriormente, salió con solo un corte menor en la cabeza, pero obviamente hubo más daños internos.

Más tarde, Scott reveló que iba a recoger a su hijo Mason cuando giró el volante demasiado bruscamente y chocó contra un pilar.

Teresa Giudice She & Daughters Defend SHEIN Deal ... They're Not Unethical!!!

Teresa Giudice and her kids are getting an earful from unhappy campers after announcing a family partnership with a fast fashion company -- but they're standing their ground.

A rep for Teresa and three of her daughters -- Gia, Milania and Audriana -- tell TMZ ... the Giudices are not backing down from their just-launched SHEINXGiudiceGirls collection, which features a ton of different articles of clothing/accessories the family's curated.

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They're only addressing this due to the mounting backlash they've received over the past couple days -- with fans and haters alike flooding their comment section with virtual eyebrow raises, and openly asking how they could possibly link with SHEIN.

If you're unaware, SHEIN is one of these new zippy clothing brands that Gen Z absolutely loves ... thanks to their trendy styles, very low prices, wide digital presence and online accessibility. Despite praise, there have also been ugly allegations.

Among the most prolific are claims SHEIN exploits factory workers overseas ... there have even been probes into its business practices -- not to mention a lot of alleged images and videos purporting to show awful conditions folks are subjected to while creating the clothing.

There's that ... and there are also accusations SHEIN has ripped off lesser-known designers -- all stuff the company has denied since it launched back in 2008.

Still, that hasn't stopped people from crapping on Teresa and her girls ... but they're turning the other cheek here.

Their rep says, "The SHEINxGiudiceGirls collection follows a long list of celebrities and public figures to partner with the brand. We acknowledge the concerns expressed about our partnership and met with the SHEIN team prior to working together. We 100% believe in ethical practices in all capacities and in doing our due diligence have not seen any substantive evidence definitively showing unethical practices."

The Giudice rep adds, "This size-inclusive collection was made to amplify the voices and creativity of young women and to encourage entrepreneurship at any age. The responses thus far have been overwhelmingly positive and uplifting."

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In other words, they say they've done their homework here and feel confident there's nothing unethical going on with SHEIN -- which all adds up to the fam refusing to fold to public pressure.