'Miami Housewife's Bikini Bod Is Muy Bueno!

"Real Housewives of Miami" star Cristy Rice showed off her ripped six pack -- and her twin girls -- while rockin' an itsy bitsy bikini in South Beach this weekend.

The proud Cuban-American babe -- who is the ex-wife of former NBA star Glen Rice -- is totally bitchin'.

'O.C. Real Housewife' Buy, Buy House

There's a new casualty in the nasty divorce between one of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" and her husband -- their house.

We've learned ... Vicki Gunvalson and her hubby, Donn, have put their Coto de Caza, CA house on the market for $2.695 million.

The reason for the divorce -- a midlife crisis, according to Vicki.

Also, they don't get along at all.

Kings Owner Adrienne Maloof: Sayonara Sac Town?

Adrienne Maloof-Nassif -- one of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" -- is also a key figure in a huge sports story ... the possible move of the Sacramento Kings -- and we think she just dropped a hint about the team's future.

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Here's the deal ... Adrienne and her brothers own Sacramento's current NBA squad -- but there's been tons of talk that they're heading south to Anaheim.

So, we just got her outside a Hollywood coffee shop and asked what's the real deal with the move?

Check out the clip -- but words like, "We love Sacaramento, but ..." won't exactly make folks in Sac Town feel confident.

Hot 'Real Housewife' + Bikini = Miami Heat

If you love hot women in bikinis AND have 64 seconds to spare -- we'd suggest you watch "Real Housewives of Miami" star Adriana De Moura showing off the goods yesterday in South Beach.

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Work can wait.

Michael Lohan Swaps Spit with 'NJ Housewife'

Michael Lohan sucked the life out of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" wannabe Kim G. with his tongue at a bar in the Garden State on Wednesday.

Are they fur real?

'NJ Housewives' Involved In CRAZY Bar Attack

Multiple cast members on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" were involved in a bar fight at a Hard Rock Hotel in the Dominican Republic this week ... TMZ has learned.

Sources involved in the situation tell us ... a couple of castmembers were hanging out at a bar inside the Hard Rock around 1:00 AM Wednesday morning when they got into a heated argument with a male patron.

We're told someone involved in the argument grabbed a drinking glass and smashed it over the man's head ... and the guy was hurt so badly, he needed immediate medical attention.

So far, it's unclear which cast members were involved in the fight -- but we're told Teresa and Caroline had been spotted at the Hard Rock that night.

A rep from Bravo had no comment on the situation.

The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

'Housewives of Miami' Who'd You Rather?

The latest batch of Bravo's heavily made up, middle-aged mamacitas -- "The Real Housewives of Miami" -- premieres tonight and introduces the world to Adriana De Moura, Alexia Echevarria, Lea Black, Cristy Rice and Marysol Patton.

Question is ...

O.C. 'Housewives' Son Ordered to Stay Away From Ex

The son of Tamra Barney -- from "Real Housewives of Orange County" -- was just slapped with a restraining order ... and it's all over a nasty breakup with his ex-girlfriend.

Ryan Vieth used to date Daniella Kelley -- his mom's stylist -- but now, according to new court docs ... he's required to stay at least 100 yards away from her and her dog.

Sources close to Daniella tell TMZ, she broke up with Ryan last year -- at which point he allegedly launched a campaign to harass her ... showing up to her house randomly ... and posting incriminating pictures of her on TheDirty.com.

In the restraining order -- initially granted in December -- Daniella demands any posts about her on TheDirty be removed from the site.

Both parties agreed to extend the order until August of 2011.

UPDATE: Ryan's lawyer wants to make it clear that, "He broke up with HER" -- and says the TRO also states Daniella can't contact Ryan or his family.

'Real Housewives' Car Acciden He Attacked Me!

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Lisa Vanderpump tells TMZ she just got attacked by a lumber truck driver in Beverly Hills.

Lisa tells TMZ ... she was driving on Benedict Canyon Drive when some lumber from the truck in front of her fell off. Lisa tried to avoid the wood by attempting to quickly pass the truck, but she says the truck driver intentionally tried squeezing her to the curb.

Lisa says the truck actually attached to her Bentley, causing "serious damage."

And Lisa tells us, "I'm not feeling so good. I'm going to see a doctor."

Lisa's "Real Housewives" co-star Kyle Richards showed up at the scene to help.

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She says she's not going to file a police report.

After the accident, Lisa's husband Ken Todd told us some great news ... their dog Jiggy wasn't involved in the crash.

Kelsey and Camille Will Divorce Today

Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer will be divorced Thursday ... sources connected with the case tell TMZ.

As TMZ first reported, Kelsey's lawyer asked the judge to grant an immediate divorce decree, leaving the property settlement issues for a later date. The judge did not issue a divorce decree at a hearing last week because certain issues had not been resolved.

But we've learned lawyers for both Kelsey and Camille have now agreed on all the prerequisites for an immediate divorce, and the judge will issue the decree today.

The divorce decree will allow Kelsey to marry his girlfriend Kayte Walsh according to plan -- by the end of this month.

'Bev Hills Housewives' -- Gunning for Auto Queen

Another super-rich woman has met with "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" producers about joining the cast for Season 2 -- and this one already has a TV show on the air ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to production tell TMZ ... Courtney Hansen -- the host of "Powerblock" on Spike TV -- is in talks to join the Bravo reality show. Hansen is the daughter of a racecar driver and she's known in the racing world for being an expert in all things automotive.

Hansen is married to pharmaceutical tycoon Ilya Sapritsky ... but more importantly, she was voted one of FHM's 100 sexiest women in 2005.

As we previously reported, Kim Richards and Camille Grammer may not return to "Bev. Hills" next season ... and producers are on the hunt for the right women to fill their stilettos.

Bravo declined to comment on the situation.

Salahis Infiltrate Owners' Box at Super Bowl

It's practically Fort Knox -- but that didn't stop Tareq and Michaele Salahi from penetrating the owners' suite at Cowboys Stadium yesterday for the Super Bowl ... because get this ... they were actually invited.

Michaele tells TMZ, "We were guests and stayed in the Owners Club Suites the entire time and had so much fun meeting new friends."

And one of those new "friends" was none other than Jerry Jones Jr. -- son of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and the current VP of the franchise -- although we cannot confirm if the guy actually knew who they were.

How do they do it?

Phil Jackson's GF In Talks for 'Housewives'

Los Angeles Lakers exec Jeanie Buss -- arguably the most powerful woman in sports -- is in talks to join the cast of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected to the production confirm Buss -- who's dating Lakers head coach Phil Jackson -- met with casting executives recently. In fact, producers went to a recent Lakers game to "observe" Jeanie's daily routine.

Buss currently serves as the Executive Vice President of Business Operations for the storied NBA franchise -- which is owned by her father Jerry Buss.

We're told Jeanie is diggin' the idea ... and there's already a GREAT storyline ... because current castmember Adrienne Maloof-Nassif's family owns the rival Sacramento Kings.

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Bravo declined to comment about casting.

'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Casting Gets Rocky

Sylvester Stallone's wife is being recruited to appear on the next season of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ... or maybe not ... depending on who you believe.

Solid sources connected to Bravo tell us the network has been in touch with Jennifer Flavin Stallone and Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Glanville ... in the hopes of locking them in for the next season.

But some pretty solid sources connected to Jennifer are adamant ... she hasn't spoken with anyone from Bravo about the show.

As for Brandi -- she hit up a Beverly Hills restaurant this week with Lisa Vanderpump's former house guest Cedric ... but she played coy when we asked about her future on the show.

As TMZ previously reported, Kim Richards and Camille Grammer might not return to "Housewives" next season.

We've reached out to Bravo and they've declined to comment on casting and have yet to formally announce the show's return for a second season.

Kim Richards May Not Return to 'Housewives'

Kim Richards may not return to the cast of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ... so her sister said during a taping of "Ellen" today.

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Sources close to Kim tell TMZ .... her substance abuse problem has been an issue dogging her and her family for years ... and when Ellen asked Kyle Richards if Kim was returning to the show, Kyle said, "I don't know yet."

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MZ obtained a video which we ran Friday ... showing Kim drunk at an airport last summer.

The "Ellen" episode airs tomorrow.